Humorous and funny Subject poems and/or funny poems about Subject. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Subject funny poems!
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
best friend, blessing, funny, graduation, humor, humorous
What a Subject
Two old codgers were talking about sex
And ones question popped up next
This Viagra have you tried
For me I can't decide
Mm, that's a hard one,what a subject
.
Written by
John Gondolf
Categories:
humorous, sexy, teenage,
A Complex Subject - a Bit Bawdy
A humorous thing about sex
when young ‘twas a subject complex
we tried to get laid
but left so dismayed
when merriment early ejects.
August 29, 2019
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Citizen Vs Subject
I’m a Citizen and I know it
No one makes a subject out of this poet
A subject a farce
They can shove it up their ****
Better still brace yourself ill make it fit
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, senses, wind,
Flatulence - a Subject Not To Be Sniffed At
So I write about farting and pooh
But fart sniffing may prove good for you
Foul hydrogen sulphide
has been found to provide
benefits helping cells stay like new
Inspired by an item in a magazine which lead me to find a link and I had a blast writing the poem!
https://nypost.com/2017/10/27/sniffing-your-partners-farts-could-help-ward-off-disease
7/12/19
Written by
Virginia Mitchell
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, lovelove,
Love; a Subject of Conversation
“Hey...
I love you!”
“I love you, too.”
“I'm glad we got
that settled,
It's a good start.”
“Settled?
Like the cereal
in the bottom of the box?
or settled like nightfall?
or fog? or dust?
or bad debt?”
“Keep on,
you won't be able
too settle your butt down,
the next time I see you.
Every way you settle
will be a little painful.”
“I love you, Babe!”
“I love you, too.”
We got that settled fast!
We're off to a good start.
Now, to determine,
“How much?”
Written by
Brandee Augustus
Categories:
childhood, children, funny, school
That Dreaded Subject
Math---
those sums.
Such a bore!
God, please rescue me!
It is like a slow torture!
The only problem I want to solve is lunch!
Written by
Martin Howard Samuel
Categories:
fun, humor, nonsense, silly, word play,
Toothsome Subject
“Why is it called a toothbrush?”
(he asked rhetorically)
as I use it to brush more than one
it makes no sense to me
surely 'teethbrush' would be correct
for dental care and gums
so from now on that's what I'll use
to remove food residue between my teeth
while I still have some