Funny Poems About Suffer or Suffer Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Suffer poems and/or funny poems about Suffer. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Suffer funny poems!

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: body, humorous,

For Women Who Suffer Every Month - and Their Partners Who Suffer In Silence

Oh how I long for the menopause and end this monthly curse I was hoping things would improve, but now it’s getting worse I turn into a chocolate craving fiend at all hours of day or night If someone raided my emergency supply it could end in a fight My skin can take a bashing and I end up with a spotty chin Stomach inflates like a huge balloon, but in reality I am thin Can’t wait for those hot flushes; it could reduce our heating bill I could ditch my trusty thermal vest for I won’t feel the chill!!! Tongue in cheek write Jan Allison 26th October 2016

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous, relationship,

Do You Suffer From Pentheraphobia

Do you suffer from Pentheraphobia – its fear of the Mother in Law
A phrase that can strike fear in the bravest of all
For some people it’s all out war

We were pretty lucky; she didn’t interfere 
And now she’s no longer with us
The words ‘mother in law’ I do not fear

Jan Allison
17th February 2014


Written by Indiana Shaw
Categories: children, funny, wind,

Do Slugs Ever Suffer From Gas

DO SLUGS EVER SUFFER FROM GAS
Do slugs, I ever wonder suffer from gas
After having a munch within the cabbage patch
But just in case one blows and ends up flying past
Do your darn hardest not at it to laugh . . . ; )
Indiana Shaw . . .