Humorous and funny Suffer poems and/or funny poems about Suffer. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Suffer funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous,
For Women Who Suffer Every Month - and Their Partners Who Suffer In Silence
Oh how I long for the menopause and end this monthly curse
I was hoping things would improve, but now it’s getting worse
I turn into a chocolate craving fiend at all hours of day or night
If someone raided my emergency supply it could end in a fight
My skin can take a bashing and I end up with a spotty chin
Stomach inflates like a huge balloon, but in reality I am thin
Can’t wait for those hot flushes; it could reduce our heating bill
I could ditch my trusty thermal vest for I won’t feel the chill!!!
Tongue in cheek write
Jan Allison
26th October 2016
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, relationship,
Do You Suffer From Pentheraphobia
Do you suffer from Pentheraphobia – its fear of the Mother in Law
A phrase that can strike fear in the bravest of all
For some people it’s all out war
We were pretty lucky; she didn’t interfere
And now she’s no longer with us
The words ‘mother in law’ I do not fear
Jan Allison
17th February 2014
Written by
Indiana Shaw
Categories:
children, funny, wind,
Do Slugs Ever Suffer From Gas
DO SLUGS EVER SUFFER FROM GAS
Do slugs, I ever wonder suffer from gasAfter having a munch within the cabbage patchBut just in case one blows and ends up flying pastDo your darn hardest not at it to laugh . . . ; )
Indiana Shaw . . .