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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous,

FOR WOMEN WHO SUFFER EVERY MONTH - AND THEIR PARTNERS WHO SUFFER IN SILENCE

Oh how I long for the menopause and end this monthly curse I was hoping things would improve, but now it’s getting worse I turn into a chocolate craving fiend at all hours of day or night If someone raided my emergency supply it could end in a fight My skin can take a bashing and I end up with a spotty chin Stomach inflates like a huge balloon, but in reality I am thin Can’t wait for those hot flushes; it could reduce our heating bill I could ditch my trusty thermal vest for I won’t feel the chill!!! Tongue in cheek write Jan Allison 26th October 2016

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, relationship,

Do You Suffer from Pentheraphobia

Do you suffer from Pentheraphobia – its fear of the Mother in Law
A phrase that can strike fear in the bravest of all
For some people it’s all out war

We were pretty lucky; she didn’t interfere 
And now she’s no longer with us
The words ‘mother in law’ I do not fear

Jan Allison
17th February 2014


Poem Details | by Indiana Shaw |
Categories: children, funny, wind,

Do Slugs Suffer From Gas

Do slugs - I ever wonder suffer from gas
After having a session within the cabbage patch
But just in case one blows and ends up flying past
Do your darn hardest - not at it to laugh . . . ; )
Indiana Shaw . . .

Poem Details | by Kashmiri Kashmiri |
Categories: games, humor, humorous, irony, pashto, satire, urdu,

Suffer

Kon Suffer?
Sadi Ma da yaar suffer.
Keyra Suffer?
Jeyra sadi pen da khsm.
Kithay rehdna ay?
Vich varya rehnda ay?
Karda ki ay?
Vich karda ay?
Chawln na maar
whor ki maran??
To bring change you must not be afraid to take the first step.Rosa Parks

Poem Details | by Maurice Rigoler |
Categories: dark, humor,

Be Prepared to Suffer



If you take your Bible literally
be prepared to suffer physically.
For if you’ve taken the Lord’s advice
many times more than twice
and turned the other cheek
to prove that you are meek
and demonstrate to all your piety
it’s likely you’ve had costly surgery.
For the Lord’s true intent –
please note – was never meant
to suffer another's provocation,
much less a brutal altercation,
rather walk away uninjured and better
for it, than carried on a stretcher.