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Oh how I long for the menopause and end this monthly curse
I was hoping things would improve, but now it’s getting worse
I turn into a chocolate craving fiend at all hours of day or night
If someone raided my emergency supply it could end in a fight
My skin can take a bashing and I end up with a spotty chin
Stomach inflates like a huge balloon, but in reality I am thin
Can’t wait for those hot flushes; it could reduce our heating bill
I could ditch my trusty thermal vest for I won’t feel the chill!!!
Tongue in cheek write
26th October 2016
Do you suffer from Pentheraphobia – its fear of the Mother in Law
A phrase that can strike fear in the bravest of all
For some people it’s all out war
We were pretty lucky; she didn’t interfere
And now she’s no longer with us
The words ‘mother in law’ I do not fear
17th February 2014
children, funny, wind,
Do slugs - I ever wonder suffer from gas
After having a session within the cabbage patch
But just in case one blows and ends up flying past
Do your darn hardest - not at it to laugh . . . ; )
Indiana Shaw . . .
games, humor, humorous, irony, pashto, satire, urdu,
Sadi Ma da yaar suffer.
Jeyra sadi pen da khsm.
Kithay rehdna ay?
Vich varya rehnda ay?
Karda ki ay?
Vich karda ay?
Chawln na maar
whor ki maran??
To bring change you must not be afraid to take the first step.Rosa Parks
If you take your Bible literally
be prepared to suffer physically.
For if you’ve taken the Lord’s advice
many times more than twice
and turned the other cheek
to prove that you are meek
and demonstrate to all your piety
it’s likely you’ve had costly surgery.
For the Lord’s true intent –
please note – was never meant
to suffer another's provocation,
much less a brutal altercation,
rather walk away uninjured and better
for it, than carried on a stretcher.