Funny Poems About Sugar or Sugar Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: father daughter, health, humorous,

Sugar Daddy - Two Lenses

Childhood Days I’d heap spoonfuls of sugar in my tea I wouldn’t drink it without it you see That sweet syrupy drink Wasn’t poured down the sink Every single drop was supped up by me! Adulthood Dad’s diabetes made me think - Did I need to sweeten my drink So I cut sugar out And I don’t have a doubt I’m slimmer and I’m in the pink Contest: Two Lenses Sponsor Sara Kendrick 02~20~16

Poem Details | by Keith Bickerstaffe |
Categories: fantasy, easter, giggle,

Visions of Sugar Plums

A child up past his bedtime sat and stared,
a penny now for what he's thinking,
in the garden snow was scarce,
he saw the sculpture slowly shrinking.

He hadn't paid attention
when in those mid-winter thaws
the sculpture upped and disappeared,
'cos there was Santa Claus! 

the Tooth Fairy! the Easter Bunny! 
all are real to him right now,
sparking his imagination,
causing him to giggle 
for those presents, candies, shiny quarters
made his young heart sing with joy!

Much later, as a loving father,
he'll relive these wondrous dreams, 
and enjoy them with his kids,
these wondrous dreams 
now well remembered,
of the days when he was just a boy.

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: allusion, christian, first love, funny, satire, valentines day,

Sugar Coated

The day for the love                                                                                                                                                                if this was every day                                                                                                                                                              not love for the day

Poem Details | by Clifford Villalon |
Categories: engagement, funny love, marriage,

Wild Sugar Hand

Love Me
Hate Me
Show Me
Shun Me
Love me today, leave me tomorrow
Leave me today, buy me tomorrow

Poem Details | by James Marshall Goff |
Categories: funny

Halloween Night.... Sugar Fright ( Footle)

sharp scream
bad dream!

Poem Details | by G. Jay |
Categories: abuse, funny, humor, roses are red,

Roses, Violets, Sugar and You

Roses are red but we cannot deliberate any further the traits of the bed.

Violet, the princess, turn blue because she did not watch her mouth of what she has said. 

Bylaw, my Sugar sweetie's its a lampoon,  Richard Rahl should have used a chainsaw

but Due to all the outcry of all the offended audience, it's time to withdraw

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: food, funny, holiday,

Sugar Plumpling

“sugar plumpling”
dieting again—
no chocolate hearts

© February 14, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: confusion, funny, imagery, silly,

Fast Chocolate Sugar Rabbits

rabbits rapidly running fast
chasing chocolate covered raisins grass
       and how long do you think this will last
as my present becomes my past
      only thing left are burping over weight bunnies
  drinking marsh-mellowed hot minted chocolate

by James Edward Lee Sr.

Poem Details | by Marie Harrison |
Categories: adventure, food, funny, happiness, life, on work and working, peace, seasons

Powdered Sugar Mountain Fair

Powdered Sugar Mountain Fair
Ephemeral fair,
Hundreds of funnel cakes made;
Fluid team work day.

Poem Details | by Ravi Kiran |
Categories: humor,

Guilty Pleasure Sugar

Under the hot coffee serving
from an espresso machine
I think I like these sugar cubes melting,
I guess I will just put a couple more then

Poem Details | by Fritz Purdum |
Categories: food, health, humorous, silly,

No Sugar In Me Tea Please

No sugar in me tea please
no sugar in me tea
I like it sweet
but can't see my feet
No sugar in me tea please

No butter on me bread ma'am
no butter on me bread
If I left me chin, gotta do it again
now I got two of them
No butter on me bread ma'am

No pie on me plate sir
no pie on me plate
I crave pie a la Mode
but me poor pants might explode
No pie on me plate sir

No sugar in me tea please
no sugar in me tea
It's my fate, to lose some weight
celery replaces cake
No sugar in me tea please.

Poem Details | by Melani Udaeta |
Categories: humorous, love, marriage,

Sugar Plate

Just go feed the cat, pretty please?
fix me a drink and add ice.
I boss you around with love
salt to your sugar 

You take care of me so well
your heart left on your apron 
love is the smell of fresh bread
that plate of sweetness.

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: food, humor, morning, sleep,

Sugar In My Shower Nozzle

~ Reveille ~

  Put a little sugar in my shower nozzle
    Pour hot coffee on my towel
  If I ever finally wake up
    Will I ever howl ... 

  With my socks completely inside out
     and my shirt half-buttoned wrong
  Comes crashing the percussion of
     the morning's first loud gong ... 

  that summons me to breakfast
     cold tuna, day-old cheese
  I wash it down with Listerine
     How can I go wrong ...

  And now it's time for morning prayers
     which I mumble in Swahili
  Then back I go right up the stairs
     Another round of sleep ~ ideally

Poem Details | by C. A. Burkett |
Categories: dog, friendship, fun, funny, humorous, silly,

Sugar Wugar

Sugar wugar 
Had a booger 
Hanging off the end of her nose

I didn’t fret
What you all said
She had the most beautiful toes

I loved her ways
Asked her to play 
She was the best playmate in town

Ran after bugs
Rolled on the rugs 
Sugar was the most fun around

Ask her stay
She would obey
My neighbors were all so amazed 

What do you say?
To get her okay?
They asked as they watched our display

We’d leave the yard
Chase after cars
She always was up for a jog

Have you guessed yet?
Bet you weren’t set 
Sugar was a little white dog!

Written- 12/30/2020 4:07 PM

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: horse, humor, romantic, word play,

Sugar Plum and Heffalump

To his Sugar Plum, Heffalump stood tall ~

    She thought Heffalump better than no lump at all

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: giggle, halloween, silly,

Low On Sugar

Poor Johnny. Halloween night he was high on sugar ~ 
  The next morning, he woke up 'low on sugar.' O, booger...

             Poet's Cryptic Comment:

                Some ask Why
                Others ask Why not

                I'm (too) busy ~
                cleaning up the snot

Poem Details | by Susan Mills |
Categories: anti bullying, appreciation, beautiful, confidence, cute love, fun, humor,

Vanilla Honey Sugar Scrub

Vanilla Honey Sugar Scrub

Aromatherapy of smelling vanilla honey sugar scrub is so relaxing!

I picked up on when I got my toenails done at Classy Nails

Then I saw me some at Wal-Mart and grabbed it

By the way do many use a bar of soap nowadays?

I like Irish Spring

It makes me want to sing in the shower

But I'm only 6% Irish

Yet, sugar I'm a while lot of vanilla honey!

Susannah Mills

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humor, husband,

Could I Borrow a Cup of Sugar

At first it was sugar
Could I spare a cup?
Don’t be silly, I replied.
Being new, I did not understand
It was not going to be just a one-time thing.
I sent her home with an unopened ten pound bag.
She would replace it on Tuesday.
That was ten years ago, I never found out which Tuesday.
Last week she came over to borrow my car.
I felt like a hard ***, but I said “no”.
She banged it up the last three times,
and I already gave her my husband.