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Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: family, funny, imagination, seasons

Sugared Watermelon

Bought a tiny watermelon
Going to cut his top right off
Then cut his round bottom
So he won't topple and doff

Going to gut him with a scoop
Eating the guts until covered red
But spit out all that black slimy poop
Tonight won't be very early to bed

On the remains drawing a scary face
It will be so grotesque not a disgrace
Sharp, razor sharp exacto knife
Stab cut out those outlines all life

Now his grotesque face shines
So brightly that almost blinds
Our Jack-o-Latern will be best beast
A spooky treat a very delicious feast

(Rhyme sorta)

Poem Details | by romeo naces |
Categories: funny


In any argumentation,
there's none as unanswerable
as a smug diner's opinion.

You gush about chilled champagne,
To my unschooled taste buds,
that's simply bottled, sugared rain.

And you adore sturgeon caviar.
To my unpolished palate,
that's salty clay dipped in tar.

No debate about the agendum.
No dispute in matters of taste:
De gustibus non est disputandum!