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Poem Details | by Alkas Poetry |
Categories: allegory, allusion, analogy, creation, humor, poetry,

Sui Generis Vampire Hunter

He didn't utilize  stake in the chest ...
I didn't wear onion collars,
no cross, holy water,
no prayers ...
His method was further effectual ...
It was deadly and definitive:
It used the flame. of a candle
that even burned his fingers ...!
It came from under the vampire
mosquito, full of blood, and
burned it on the wall ...
Fatal, fatal .. the vampires died,
The sucking vampires
Burnt burnt... !