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Poem Details | by zofia gostkowska |
Categories: anger, funny,

I ruined your suit

I have ruined
your brand new
Two thousand pound 
Dolce Gabbana suit
I am aware of 
how cruel it was, 

Forgive me, but 
when I saw the grin
on your face
the glass of red wine
gained a will of its own
and slipped out of my hands    

Poem Details | by kash poet |
Categories: funny, birthday, , cute,

In Birthday Suit for Poetry

Looking at the mirror in birthday suit poetry I'm ready now just for you, pen in hand,starting from the eyes so cute going down the chest for a poem new a hairy path traversed by hardly few, down the line crazy six packs waiting there a little pause--which way to go from here? Taking courage,further down--moody toy- keep in mind-'To be handled with much care' that's all--now don't call me a naughty boy! ==============000============ Placement:7th; ( May 2012) Contest:Your Birthday Suit Sponsor:Cyndi MacMillan By:kash poet

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: funeral, humorous,

Suit Trump Wore

You should see suit that Trump wore
It was actually made by a whore
As can be sure was certainly tight
Which is way he ends up every night
Must be big bed bugs that him do bite.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous, , cute,

Pretty Pink Bunny Suit

You're the sweetest little duffer In your pretty pink bunny suit Guess Aunt Bea still loves you Still thinks you're oh so cute! She really doesn't realize How many years have passed You're not a little kid no more You're growing up real fast Don't have the heart to tell her Such a kindly gentle soul At Christmas every single year You play this bunny role You make her oh so happy To see you hopping round Just like many years ago You've always played the clown Well another year is in the books Maybe now she'll see you grew You're no longer her little nephew You're almost thirty-two!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

North Pole Suit

Rudolph Valentino could feel
A new woman in every reel
Santa's reindeer
Is not a steer!
A chafed nose is just a raw deal!