Funny Poems About Suit or Suit Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Suit poems and/or funny poems about Suit. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Suit funny poems!

Written by Zofia Gostkowska
Categories: anger, funny,

I Ruined Your Suit

I have ruined
your brand new
Two thousand pound 
Dolce Gabbana suit
  
I am aware of 
how cruel it was, 

Forgive me, but 
when I saw the grin
on your face
the glass of red wine
gained a will of its own
and slipped out of my hands

Written by Kash Poet
Categories: funny, birthday, , cute,

In Birthday Suit For Poetry

Looking at the mirror in birthday suit poetry I'm ready now just for you, pen in hand,starting from the eyes so cute going down the chest for a poem new a hairy path traversed by hardly few, down the line crazy six packs waiting there a little pause--which way to go from here? Taking courage,further down--moody toy- keep in mind-'To be handled with much care' that's all--now don't call me a naughty boy! ==============000============ Placement:7th; ( May 2012) Contest:Your Birthday Suit Sponsor:Cyndi MacMillan By:kash poet


Written by James Horn
Categories: funeral, humorous,

Suit Trump Wore

You should see suit that Trump wore
It was actually made by a whore
As can be sure was certainly tight
Which is way he ends up every night
Must be big bed bugs that him do bite.

Jim Horn

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous, , cute,

Pretty Pink Bunny Suit

You're the sweetest little duffer In your pretty pink bunny suit Guess Aunt Bea still loves you Still thinks you're oh so cute! She really doesn't realize How many years have passed You're not a little kid no more You're growing up real fast Don't have the heart to tell her Such a kindly gentle soul At Christmas every single year You play this bunny role You make her oh so happy To see you hopping round Just like many years ago You've always played the clown Well another year is in the books Maybe now she'll see you grew You're no longer her little nephew You're almost thirty-two!

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor,

North Pole Suit

Rudolph Valentino could feel
A new woman in every reel
Santa's reindeer
Is not a steer!
A chafed nose is just a raw deal!


Written by David Crandall
Categories: allegory, fruit, humor,

What Suits One Does Not Suit All

An assemblage was held among fruit
to decide the best color of suit. 
Apples and strawberries said,
"The best color must be red".
A banana said, "yellow is cute".