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family, funny, brother, brother,
Hide and seek should be a simple game
With no-one hurt and no-one to blame
But you haven't seen it played by my brother and me
It truly is an event to see
I hid in a suitcase once when we played
My brother found me but in the suitcase I stayed
Down the stairs I was thrown
When the suitcase was opened I could only groan
I had two lumps on my forehead
"I walked into a door" is what I said
So my son is knocking up
The alphabet at the worktable
He's onto the letter 'j'
(Should it have a hat or not?)
"Downward stroke, with a curl,
Then stab his face."
He's onto the letter 't'
(The Romans pronounced it 'tay')
"Downward stroke, then slap
Him across the mug."
The ancients kept reversing and
I do the same with my son
And as he's tucked into bed
I regret the bloodthirsty
Language I used
Be careful what you utter
To a child
"Dad, I'm going to blow your glasses off."