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Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, brother, humor, sister,

Shooing Carmens Suiters Away

Carmen has never tried to be pretty
Her six brothers warned her to stay plain.
But as she grew, she could not help herself.
Now they are scaring suiters away on a regular basis.
I got Jose, you get Pedro.
I shooed Thomas, you shoo Jesus.
You are asking me to shoo Jesus?