Humorous and funny Suits poems and/or funny poems about Suits. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Suits funny poems!
Written by
Freddie Robinson Jr.
Categories:
fun, humor, money, relationship,
Cheap Suits
You bought your baby that cheap perfume,
that will chase everybody out of the room
You gave your baby a cheap anniversary gift,
then took her to a takeout joint where you don’t have to tip
You brought your baby flowers plucked from a garden,
didn’t have to spend no plastic, they got personally sent
You took your baby to the one dollar matinee,
it had a promotional free popcorn giveaway
You had your baby go get your cheap suits cleaned,
while you sat at home bank counting your beans
Written by
Jeff Kyser
Categories:
appreciation, humorous,
What Suits Her
"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
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Though the suit has us somewhat engrossed,
I’m inclined to share this quick riposte:
though those patches and string
scarcely cover a thing,
how she looks with them off counts the most.
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for the Bikini Quote Poetry Contest
sponsored by Julia Ward
written on 07/31/23
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
allegory, fruit, humor,
What Suits One Does Not Suit All
An assemblage was held among fruit
to decide the best color of suit.
Apples and strawberries said,
"The best color must be red".
A banana said, "yellow is cute".