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Poem Details | by Freddie Robinson Jr. |
Categories: fun, humor, money, relationship,

Cheap Suits

You bought your baby that cheap perfume,
that will chase everybody out of the room

You gave your baby a cheap anniversary gift,
then took her to a takeout joint where you don’t have to tip

You brought your baby flowers plucked from a garden,
didn’t have to spend no plastic, they got personally sent

You took your baby to the one dollar matinee,
it had a promotional free popcorn giveaway

You had your baby go get your cheap suits cleaned,
while you sat at home bank counting your beans