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Poem Details | by
Mad Rose |
Categories:
culture, eve, funny, symbolism, time, today, truth,
Today, while in Oregon, I stopped to get gas.
To the stoned-out gas attendant, who had a man-bun
And whose name was Jordan,
I handed a 100 dollar bill.
I waited and watched
The Dutch Bro’s line across the median
Slowly tick down as the gas dial
quickly ticked up.
Stop.
$30.15
Jordan returned.
“Okay, here is 85 cents.”
He counts my bills out.
“And we have
20
40
60
65
and, uh...
69 dollars.”
He shyly smirks.
And we both laugh.
A laugh shared with a stranger.
The opposite of irony is wrinkly
And the human connection still remains.
Hasta la vista, 2015.
Poem Details | by
Rev. Rebecca Guile Hudson |
Categories:
computer-internet, funny, natural disasters, on writing and words, people, science fiction,
Google me
Kanoodle me
Please whole kit'n'kaboodle me
Otherwise
how rude I'll be
I demand at least
you doodle me
Then how sweet
my mood'l'be!
---
Now don't you try
to foodle me
You really can't
bamboozle me
'cuz I'm smarter
than my poodle be!
Poem Details | by
cheryl hoffman |
Categories:
humor,
One day there was a knock
at the front door,
I opened it up
and was almost floored,
it was all my in-laws
with all their belongings saying,
"Hope you don't mind,
but were moving in
for a couple of months,
on account of us failing
to pay our back rent..
wer'e so blessed
to have you in this family,
you are heaven sent!"
Needless to say,
they eventually took over
and my husband didn't mind,
but after 1 year,
I was about to lose mine!
So I moved out
with some of my stuff,
and am happy although
down on my luck,
as I sing along to a song
on my car radio
and look out my window,
living in a van
down by the meadow.
Poem Details | by
Allan Terry |
Categories:
animal, autumn, character, encouraging, film, french, hilarious,
"IT N' EST
PAS SAGE DE
BOO LE FAUORIL !
LE QUAH,
LE QUAH
LE QUAH !
HI BOU, HI BOU,
IGNORE-LE !
LE MOO !
LE MOO !
IGNORE , LA
TRANE !"
SUM THANG BIN EATIN OUR
COWS AGAIN!
VAISSEAU SPATIAL !
VAISSEAU SPATIAL !
REGARDEZ DANS LE CIEL !
LE QUAH !
LE QUAH !
I AM LE TRANE !
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
An Asian pilot died in a plane crash
His name, “Sum Ting Wong” he yelled as he splashed
Drank too much water and choked
Practicing the backstroke
Sank to the bottom yelling, “I'm shrinking” in fact