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Poem Details | by
Rev. Rebecca Guile Hudson |
Categories:
computer-internet, funny, natural disasters, on writing and words, people, science fiction,
Google me
Kanoodle me
Please whole kit'n'kaboodle me
Otherwise
how rude I'll be
I demand at least
you doodle me
Then how sweet
my mood'l'be!
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Now don't you try
to foodle me
You really can't
bamboozle me
'cuz I'm smarter
than my poodle be!
Poem Details | by
cheryl hoffman |
Categories:
humor,
One day there was a knock
at the front door,
I opened it up
and was almost floored,
it was all my in-laws
with all their belongings saying,
"Hope you don't mind,
but were moving in
for a couple of months,
on account of us failing
to pay our back rent..
wer'e so blessed
to have you in this family,
you are heaven sent!"
Needless to say,
they eventually took over
and my husband didn't mind,
but after 1 year,
I was about to lose mine!
So I moved out
with some of my stuff,
and am happy although
down on my luck,
as I sing along to a song
on my car radio
and look out my window,
living in a van
down by the meadow.
Poem Details | by
Allan Terry |
Categories:
animal, autumn, character, encouraging, film, french, hilarious,
"IT N' EST
PAS SAGE DE
BOO LE FAUORIL !
LE QUAH,
LE QUAH
LE QUAH !
HI BOU, HI BOU,
IGNORE-LE !
LE MOO !
LE MOO !
IGNORE , LA
TRANE !"
SUM THANG BIN EATIN OUR
COWS AGAIN!
VAISSEAU SPATIAL !
VAISSEAU SPATIAL !
REGARDEZ DANS LE CIEL !
LE QUAH !
LE QUAH !
I AM LE TRANE !
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
An Asian pilot died in a plane crash
His name, “Sum Ting Wong” he yelled as he splashed
Drank too much water and choked
Practicing the backstroke
Sank to the bottom yelling, “I'm shrinking” in fact
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
9th grade, analogy, funny, hilarious,
Walking across the yard I fell I fall
And on my pants I saw fresh manure
But at the park I sat on the bench
And when I got up
On the bottom of my foot
Sculpted I saw and looked a mound of manure
Oh! Man I just stepped in
Someone's doggy- doo
Ahh! Man I just gotten these new Air Jordan ™shoes
1/24/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2022