Funny Poems About Summer or Summer Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Mad Rose |
Categories: culture, eve, funny, symbolism, time, today, truth,

To sum up the year:

 Today, while in Oregon, I stopped to get gas.  
To the stoned-out gas attendant, who had a man-bun
And whose name was Jordan,
I handed a 100 dollar bill.

I waited and watched
The Dutch Bro’s line across the median 
Slowly tick down as the gas dial 
quickly ticked up.

Stop.

$30.15

Jordan returned.

“Okay, here is 85 cents.”
He counts my bills out.
“And we have 
20
40
60
65 
and, uh...
69 dollars.”

He shyly smirks.

And we both laugh. 

A laugh shared with a stranger.
The opposite of irony is wrinkly
And the human connection still remains.

Hasta la vista, 2015. 


Poem Details | by Rev. Rebecca Guile Hudson |
Categories: computer-internet, funny, natural disasters, on writing and words, people, science fiction,

Here's Sum Fun!

Google me
Kanoodle me
Please whole kit'n'kaboodle me

Otherwise
how rude I'll be

I demand at least
you doodle me

Then how sweet
my mood'l'be!

---

Now don't you try
to foodle me

You really can't
bamboozle me

'cuz I'm smarter
than my poodle be!

Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: humor,

The Sum of All Fears

One day there was a knock 
at the front door,
I opened it up
and was almost floored,
it was all my in-laws
with all their belongings saying,
"Hope you don't mind,
but were moving in
for a couple of months,
on account of us failing
to pay our back rent..
wer'e so blessed
to have you in this family,
you are heaven sent!"
Needless to say,
they eventually took over
and my husband didn't mind,
but after 1 year,
I was about to lose mine!
So I moved out
with some of my stuff,
and am happy although
down on my luck,
as I sing along to a song
on my car radio
and look out my window,
living in a van
down by the meadow.

Poem Details | by Allan Terry |
Categories: animal, autumn, character, encouraging, film, french, hilarious,

SUM THANG

"IT N' EST
PAS SAGE DE
BOO LE FAUORIL !
LE QUAH,
LE QUAH
LE QUAH !
HI BOU, HI BOU,
IGNORE-LE !
LE MOO !
LE MOO !
IGNORE , LA
TRANE !"
SUM THANG BIN EATIN OUR
COWS AGAIN!
VAISSEAU SPATIAL !
VAISSEAU SPATIAL !
REGARDEZ DANS LE CIEL !
LE QUAH !
LE QUAH !
I AM LE TRANE !


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Sum Ting Wong



An Asian pilot died in a plane crash His name, “Sum Ting Wong” he yelled as he splashed Drank too much water and choked Practicing the backstroke Sank to the bottom yelling, “I'm shrinking” in fact