Humorous and funny Summer poems and/or funny poems about Summer. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Summer funny poems!
Written by
Key V.
Categories:
autumn, december, february, funny, summer, weather
Weather
I hate the cold weather, whether to say the least,
the cold weather hates me, i slipped and fell last week,
plus the warm weather's better, i'd rather sweat than freeze,
put the ice in my drinks not in my socks and sleeves,
the reason i feel this way, stems from two things,
maybe i'm a fall guy, with wants to see some leaves,
or i just miss the summer days with vitamin ray beams,
either reason or way my thoughts remain oblique,
because i hate the cold weather and cold weather hates me.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, weather,
Summer - and It's Raining Again
Welcome to our ‘British’ summer
It’s raining again – oh what a bummer
Clear blue skies have turned to grey
Think it’s time for a foreign holiday!
17th April 2015
Written by
Darlene Gifford
Categories:
children, humor, summer,
Mr Crocodile's Back In Town
On a sweltering summer day,
Mr. Crocodile's come to stay.
Slithering into shops and stores,
every cold thing he devours.
Children's mouths drop and drool.
They see what's keeping him so cool!
Cats and dogs linger at his feet,
licking up drippings, of sweet, stolen treats.
Cops and fire trucks roar down the block,
with their sirens blaring, chasing Mr. Crock.
Toddler's cry while their mother's scream,
to see him eating all the town's ice cream.
Written by
Mike Martin
Categories:
horse, humor, humorous, summer, sun, sunset
The Gift
Deep in the wilde of the Cypress mound on the lower Graburn run
The air is cool and clear by far for the eye of the setting sun
A ride along the turning valleys sight above the plain
The break of eve the sun is sank the day all ends aglow
Made for all by the hands of many of earth and tree and branch
Unwaving hospitality Historic Reesor Ranch
www.facebook.com/historicreesorranch
Written by
Joseph Sergi
Categories:
funny, giggle,
Summer Cooking
Summer Cooking
Its summer time you know what that means,
We move the grill out for all to see.
Stainless Steel shining in the sun,
Five burners! Yea that’s the one!
Then the family comes over and the heat is on
You’re thinking to yourself “this is not fun”
Sweat is pouring down and rolling in your eyes,
And the smoke rises up to the sky.
Burgers and hot dogs fly off the grill,
You think to yourself when will they be fill?
Summer cooking in the hot sun,
I can’t wait until winter comes.
JSergi
7/4/2018
Written by
Beautiful Scars
Categories:
humor, summer, winter,
Our Winter Turned Into Summer
I wish I knew how cold summer would be,
maybe I’d wear long leggings in the pool-
I’d swim with my mittens casually,
and most likely look like a chilly fool.
Cuz’ winter turned into summer in June,
kids went sledding in the lavender field-
The snow melted and I looked like a prune,
ice stuck on the oranges as I peeled.
It happened so fast we never saw Spring,
the poor squirrels never buried their nuts-
Never heard the baby birds chirp and sing,
never heard the quacking of the lil’ ducks.
Our Winter turned into Summer…so strange-
The seasons mother nature rearranged!
A Funny Sonnet How Your Winter Turned Into Summer
August 26, 2017
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
allusion, food, humorous, sensual, silly, summer
Savory Seduction
rub my butt with spices
baste my breasts with olive oil
slather my wings and things with sauce
butter my thighs, slow broil
ah, the savory delights of a summer BBQ!
Written by
Kari Koivu
Categories:
funny, imagination, life, summer, summer,
To Thong In Public...
To wear a thong in public...
Not much chance of that...
Unless your the type...
That gets invited back...
For unlike the summer months...
What's there to show...
I myself...put it on the shelf...
As like most you know...
To thong in public...
That's a life time ago...
A little more to hide...
Even in summer time...
To wear a thong in public...
Not much chance of that...
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
fun, giggle, love, summer, together, uplifting
In Marked Territory
The very hot summer is coming to a close,
fresh cool weather is in the air.
I love my walks on autumn days,
it puts a giddy up in my steps.
Off to the pretty park we will go,
looking for the In Marked Territory area.
The grass seems much greener,
with a very deep rich smell.
Open the gate quickly before I let loose,
a fun doggie park is the way to go.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
animal, food, fun, humor, sky, summer
Zoo
Quote By Poet "A zoo trip can put a zip in your
walk and zeal for being outside with the animals."
A hot summer's day at the zoo,
beautiful white clouds with a bright sky of blue.
Look the elephants are being chased by the clean up crew,
watch out he just might moo.
Here we have lions of two,
just like me and you.
The cute little bear is eating bamboo,
they want bamboo and I want some hot beef stew.
The day and time is almost through,
let's go home and have some cheese fondue.
Written by
Anita Wilson
Categories:
happy, humor, summer,
Summer Bike Rides
Bugs hitting my face
Wind in hair, feet on pedals
-Eleven again!
Written by
Tyshawn Knight
Categories:
anger, crazy, humor, summer,
Mowing the Lawn
I’m mowing the lawn free and clear
Don’t have no pants on
Because it’s hot out here.
Neighbors always said I was insane
Always called me out of my name
“Well to hell with them!” is what I say.
I’m mowing the lawn free and clear today.
People always lookin’ down on me.
Well what I think of them…
Now they see…
My moon
And my sun
Watch me as I mow my lawn.
Written by
Jakob Vaught
Categories:
funny, summer,
Saturday Morning
I woke up in a Saturday Morning
sleeping in too late.
It is a little boring
this is the mood I really hate.
I missed all of my favorite cartoons
its now 11 o'clock.
Maybe I should play with my harpoon
but I know I'll just be told to stop.
While I'm writing this poem
my brother comes up to me and says hey.
Then I go to my friends home
and that is what makes my Saturday.
Jakob Vaught
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
fantasy, funny, seasons, summer,
- Delicious Summer -
When summer comes ..... I want to swim naked in the lake
and I want you to be with me ....... come and join ...
it is delicious ...........
18.03.2013
A-L Andresen :)
- I was given a challenge: * A poem in only 25 words
- Use the words: * Summer - Naked - Delicious
* like it / not like it :)
Written by
Donna Jones
Categories:
humorous, summer,
Human Bacon
I go out seeking the sun's rays
Cool
White
Plump
Moist
I lay there torturing myself
Hot
Sizzling
Salty
Turning
I return inside
Dry
Brown
Wrinkled
Done?????????
©Donna Jones
Written by
Charlie Knowlton
Categories:
beach, funny, sea, summer,
Ride Home From the Beach
05/09/2018
a sea of salt sand
populates swimsuit waistband
the oceans wet itch
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
humorous, mystery, nature, summer, wind,
Haiku 41
sporadic chimes -
an invisible man
knocks at my door
Written by
Sandy Ivy D
Categories:
funny,
Summer Fun
*
I take my clothe off' now that is fun.
My nipples get hard under the new summer sun.
Winter approaches'
And still my nipples are hard.
3-30-12
Written by
Mary Rotman
Categories:
humorous, memorial, snow, summer, sun,
Summer Snowman
note: St. Jude is the patron saint of hopeless causes
Didja ever feel like a summer snowman?
Out of luck, living on borrowed time,
constructed from leftovers sentimentally
stored, given birth because Mom decided
to clean out the freezer.
And so, into existence, doomed from the start;
a pointless life lived for the amusement
of others, spent wearing black after Memorial Day
and wool in July, mouthing prayers to St Jude even
as the good saint's boss overrules and the
sun moves into position overhead.
Written by
Jacob Barros
Categories:
flower, giggle, meaningful, summer, sun,
Land of Summertime
Land of Summertime
Maroon Mums lay among white vast cushions.
So proud are Heathers far above Queen Buttons.
See hazy Coxcombs brush the Willy Willows while
Dandelions are resting upon white Angel Pillows.
Carmine Kangaroom paws hop, hop, and hop.
Lumonium, Gladiolus and Larkspur lazily stop.
Lisanthus, talebear and go tell the other Orchids!
Look, look, Snapdragons, scouting for Kings!
Adjoin virtuosity, there are inklings of scent!
Rose Spray whirls in the dancing breeze.
Astonished is Alabaster eyes and stance as
Xanthous Daffodils giggle and sneeze.
Aster nurtures the Baby's Breath without relent
As Spring and Summer embrace the scent.
Written by
Edward Mccormick
Categories:
animal, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, spring, summer
A Kiss of Sunshine
a kiss of sunshine
pouty crimson horizon
****-a-doodle-doo
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
funny,
Summer Couplet
A Summer Couplet
The swimmin’ hole was very inviting,
Hope the fish are all nonbiting!
Written by
Thomas Martin
Categories:
funny, love, lust, storm,
Summer Storm
summer storm
on the sofa
her bra
Published: Frogpond, Jounal of Haiku Society of America
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
flower, garden, giggle, hello, rain, summer
Zinnia
Quote By Poet "The faces of pretty flowers will brighten anyone's day."
Here in a lovely garden we sit,
growing very close-knit.
Our faces of pretty color,
are bigger than a sand dollar.
We love to get a kiss from the rain,
makes our growing not feel in vein.
The bees came by to say hello,
they give us a big glow.
It is said we are an annual plant,
we are loved by the owner's aunt.
Shout out loud and proclaim,
Zinnia is our name.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
butterfly, humorous, insect, summer, sunshine, weather
I Yearn For Long Summer Days
Anacreontic Verse
Busy buzzing bees
and beautiful
butterflies
sip nectar
from pretty flowers
in my garden.
Colourful pansies,
scented sweet peas,
pink begonias
and red carnations
brighten the borders.
I sit in the sun
enjoying the warmth
and beauty
that surrounds me.
Summertime -
I just adore
this season
of the year
albeit only
for the few
warm sunny
rain free days
that we get
on my tiny isle
in the UK!
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