Humorous and funny Summers poems and/or funny poems about Summers. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Summers funny poems!
Written by
Kate Stern
Categories:
funny, lost love, romance,
Shall I Compare Thee To a Summers Day
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more annoying than a buzzing mosquito.
Rough winds do radiate from your way,
And your face is red as a ripe tomato.
Sometimes too bright your sweaty skin doth shine
And often is my fair vision dimmed
By the sight of your face, in decline,
And your thighs, needing to be slimmed.
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
When will you pay the money that thou ows’t?
Thy personality cuts me like a blade
When in eternal lines to time thou wrinkles grow’st,
So long as men can breathe and eyes can see,
So long lives this: thou shalt remain ugly.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
dog, humor, summer,
Lazy Porch Sitting On a Summers Day
jet plane
drills past
rambling sound
enjoying vegetation
I am tempted to jet nowhere
dog at my feet agrees
we are content
a lazy day
the only other sound is
a window air conditioner
helps my husband
keep the house
perpetually on freeze
why do you think
the dog and I are
out on the porch?
We are trying to warm up.
Written by
Oliver Mckeithan
Categories:
humor,
Summers Day
“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day…”
Sonnet 18 by Shakespeare
when I behold you my dear
I see it so very clear
that in no way
do you resemble a summers day!
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
character, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
The Optic Oops of Scott Summers
Cyclops, with visor so grand,
Tried winking, a move unplanned.
His beam went astray,
Melted icebergs that day,
"My optic control's out of hand!"
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