Funny Poems About Summers or Summers Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Kate Stern |
Categories: funny, lost love, romance,

Shall I Compare Thee to a Summers Day

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more annoying than a buzzing mosquito. Rough winds do radiate from your way, And your face is red as a ripe tomato. Sometimes too bright your sweaty skin doth shine And often is my fair vision dimmed By the sight of your face, in decline, And your thighs, needing to be slimmed. But thy eternal summer shall not fade When will you pay the money that thou ows’t? Thy personality cuts me like a blade When in eternal lines to time thou wrinkles grow’st, So long as men can breathe and eyes can see, So long lives this: thou shalt remain ugly.


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: dog, humor, summer,

Lazy Porch Sitting on a Summers Day

jet plane 
drills past
rambling sound

enjoying vegetation
I am tempted to jet nowhere
dog at my feet agrees
we are content

a lazy day
the only other sound is
a window air conditioner

helps my husband 
keep the house 
perpetually on freeze

why do you think 
the dog and I are
out on the porch?

We are trying to warm up.