Funny Poems About Sunflower or Sunflower Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Christopher Grieves |
Categories: humorous, summer, sun,

Sunflower

I am pining
for shining.
The lightness
of brightness.
Oh cast away
the gloomy grey..
to a cloudless 
de-stress..
So I can undress
with finesse
to the colour 
of Summer;
a mellow..
yellow.
Exposin'
my melatonin
to a fantasy
of vitamin 'D'
Would suit me..
down to a tee.
Out of school
by a pool.
Play hard
Discard.
Shirk 
the work
Shed 
the load..
Hit the road.
Park the bike.
Drop the mike.
Avoid the spike.
With nothing to prove.
Get into the groove
Slow 
the pace
Leave 
the race
and 
face
the 
grace.

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humor, humorous, husband, women,

My Mosaic Sunflower Table

My sunflower table was created by artisans 
Perfect for Kansas, with piano keys and pops of color
Everything you set on it looks insanely pretty
It shines with a shimmer that rivals glass.
People comment when they see it, and I smile
Remembering that my husband and I were in a store
On Father’s Day and he kept saying. 
“I’ll bet you like this, I bet you like this, I bet you like this.”
When I heard him say “I hope you don’t like this”
I turned and found my table. I don’t like it. I love it!