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humor, humorous, husband, women,
My sunflower table was created by artisans
Perfect for Kansas, with piano keys and pops of color
Everything you set on it looks insanely pretty
It shines with a shimmer that rivals glass.
People comment when they see it, and I smile
Remembering that my husband and I were in a store
On Father’s Day and he kept saying.
“I’ll bet you like this, I bet you like this, I bet you like this.”
When I heard him say “I hope you don’t like this”
I turned and found my table. I don’t like it. I love it!
humorous, summer, sun,
I am pining
Oh cast away
the gloomy grey..
to a cloudless
So I can undress
to the colour
to a fantasy
of vitamin 'D'
Would suit me..
down to a tee.
Out of school
by a pool.
Hit the road.
Park the bike.
Drop the mike.
Avoid the spike.
With nothing to prove.
Get into the groove