Humorous and funny Sunny poems and/or funny poems about Sunny. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sunny funny poems!
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
funny
Sunny Side Up
Sunny Side Up
By Elton Camp
It’s my favorite breakfast food of all
Delicious eggs filled with cholesterol
Scrambled they can come out too dry
So sometimes poaching them I’ll try
But they way I like them cooked best
That is far superior to any of the rest
The white is set, but a runny yellow
I am not at bit afraid of Salmonella
But symptoms began the very next day
Twas off to the bathroom without delay
And so to enter the hospital I was fated
Because I became too badly dehydrated
Now when eggs I decide that I’ll eat,
The most safe cooking can’t be beat
I never again expect that I’ll decide
To eat another egg called sunny side
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
giggle,
Sunny With a Chance of Giggles
Being of sound mind and body, this dude
Bequeaths his soul to help those who've come unglued
The world needs more giggles
And more positive signals
For a much better world to emerge with a new attitude
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
funny, humorous,
Sunny Omelette
A bout of sloth in summer this man gets,
time on lazy clock inert mind forgets.
In the kitchen he doesn’t go,
keeps whipped eggs on portico,
while he dozes sun flame makes omelettes.
June 8, 2020
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Checked on howmanysyllables.com
Contest : Summer Laziness
Sponsor : Mohan Chutani
Written by
Mark Toney
Categories:
humorous, metaphor, word play,
Sunny Side Up
all-around good egg
proud Waffle House novelist ...
hatching scrambled plots
11/20/2022
Poetry form: Senryu
Mark Toney © 2022
Graphic design by Mark Toney using CanvaPro
Written by
Chetta Achara
Categories:
humorous,
Stopping By Corn Field On A Sunny Day
Stopping By Corn Field On A Sunny Day
with apologies to Robert Frost
Whose field is this I'm sure I know.
he's busy in the barn now though
and will not see me stopping here
to find his corn in rows and rows.
The stalks of corn are full of cheer
and cobs are tasty chased with beer;
and golden corn is calling me
to pluck and run, I have no fear.
It's late of day, no one will see
except the sun and she agrees
one or two will not be missed,
it's just a question of degree.
Heaven knows that I will weep
if I drive away with empty Jeep!
So now I have sweet corn to eat ~
sweet corn to eat before I sleep.
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, appreciation, dog, funny,
Sunny Winter Chow-Chow Barks
sunny winters hearts
snow barking yet a little
wet chow-chow barks
4/3/22
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
children, family, giggle, humor, wisdom,
SUNNY WAY TO START A DAY
Our grandson, Eddie, such a clown.
Knows how to turn our ideas upside down!
When asked, " Can you feel yourself growing? “
His response, " Can you feel yourself shrinking? “
Ah, his comedic side is showing!
9/5/2024
@ Panagiota Romios
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
dark, humor, irony, sun,
Another Sunny Day
Another sunny day -
Birds sing outside my door.
I can't hear them. It seems
I've spilled milk on the floor,
And mother loudly screams.
Another sunny day -
We learn the Golden Rule,
And go outside to play
Where bullies kindly teach
Which rules I must obey.
Another sunny day -
Boss serves donuts and says,
"At work you needn't show."
Wife kisses me and says,
"It's time for me to go."
Another sunny day -
Got my medicare card
Another stroke of luck,
'Cuz on my morning walk,
I got hit by a truck.
Written by
Kurtis Scott Aka Curtis Futch Jr
Categories:
funny
Sunny
its very nice
am eating rice
i sit
with no fire lit
and enjoy
oh boy
hope this is not
funny
this i can say its a nice day
its very
SUNNY
Written by
Monulita Boey
Categories:
giggle, humor, sun,
Sunny
Lately,
You are hotter
You have been a heater
Unavoidable tanner too,
Cool down.