Funny Poems About Sunny or Sunny Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Sunny poems and/or funny poems about Sunny. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sunny funny poems!

Written by Elton Camp
Categories: funny

Sunny Side Up

Sunny Side Up

By Elton Camp

It’s my favorite breakfast food of all
Delicious eggs filled with cholesterol
Scrambled they can come out too dry
So sometimes poaching them I’ll try

But they way I like them cooked best
That is far superior to any of the rest
The white is set, but a runny yellow
I am not at bit afraid of Salmonella

But symptoms began the very next day
Twas off to the bathroom without delay
And so to enter the hospital I was fated
Because I became too badly dehydrated

Now when eggs I decide that I’ll eat,
The most safe cooking can’t be beat
I never again expect that I’ll decide
To eat another egg called sunny side

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: giggle,

Sunny With a Chance of Giggles

Being of sound mind and body, this dude Bequeaths his soul to help those who've come unglued The world needs more giggles And more positive signals For a much better world to emerge with a new attitude © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories: funny, humorous,

Sunny Omelette

A bout of sloth in summer this man gets, time on lazy clock inert mind forgets. In the kitchen he doesn’t go, keeps whipped eggs on portico, while he dozes sun flame makes omelettes.
June 8, 2020 Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10 Checked on howmanysyllables.com Contest : Summer Laziness Sponsor : Mohan Chutani

Written by Mark Toney
Categories: humorous, metaphor, word play,

Sunny Side Up

all-around good egg
proud Waffle House novelist ...
hatching scrambled plots





11/20/2022

Poetry form: Senryu

Mark Toney © 2022

Graphic design by Mark Toney using CanvaPro

Written by Chetta Achara
Categories: humorous,

Stopping By Corn Field On A Sunny Day

Stopping By Corn Field On A Sunny Day
with apologies to Robert Frost

Whose field is this I'm sure I know.
he's busy in the barn now though
and will not see me stopping here
to find his corn in rows and rows.

The stalks of corn are full of cheer
and cobs are tasty chased with beer;
and golden corn is calling me
to pluck and run, I have no fear.

It's late of day, no one will see
except the sun and she agrees
one or two will not be missed,
it's just a question of degree.

Heaven knows that I will weep
if I drive away with empty Jeep!
So now I have sweet corn to eat ~
sweet corn to eat before I sleep.


Written by James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories: analogy, appreciation, dog, funny,

Sunny Winter Chow-Chow Barks

sunny winters hearts
snow barking yet a little
wet chow-chow barks


4/3/22
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022

Written by Panagiota Romios
Categories: children, family, giggle, humor, wisdom,

SUNNY WAY TO START A DAY




             Our grandson, Eddie, such a clown.

             Knows how to turn our ideas upside down!

             When asked, " Can you feel yourself growing? “

              His response, " Can you feel yourself shrinking? “

              Ah, his comedic side is showing!   


                                9/5/2024

                         @ Panagiota Romios



Written by David Crandall
Categories: dark, humor, irony, sun,

Another Sunny Day

Another sunny day - 
Birds sing outside my door.
I can't hear them.  It seems
I've  spilled milk on the floor, 
And mother loudly screams.

Another sunny day - 
We learn the Golden Rule, 
And go outside to play
Where bullies kindly teach
Which rules I must obey. 

Another sunny day - 
Boss serves donuts and says,
"At work you needn't show."
Wife kisses me and says, 
"It's time for me to go." 

Another sunny day - 
Got my medicare card
Another stroke of luck, 
'Cuz on my morning walk, 
I got hit by a truck.

Written by Kurtis Scott Aka Curtis Futch Jr
Categories: funny

Sunny

its very nice
am  eating rice
i sit 
with no fire lit
and enjoy
oh boy
hope this is not
funny
this i can say its a nice day
its very
SUNNY

Written by Monulita Boey
Categories: giggle, humor, sun,

Sunny

Lately,
You are hotter
You have been a heater 
Unavoidable tanner too,
Cool down.