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Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: funny, holiday

Christmas Sunshine

Make us some sunshine for Christmas Santa
It's mighty gloomy here, grey clouds over head
Put the color back into the day and moon light in the night
Bring me a tender heart and may kind words overflow

Santa you can bring it, bring it like no other
Call on the heavens to roll back the clouds
Warm my muscles and calm the aches
I won't ask for nothin' else Santa

Just put a warm glow in the sky!

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,


imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel 
you've been stuck in for years

the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam 
that gets brighter as it nears

get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears.

Poem Details | by Edward Mccormick |
Categories: animal, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, spring, summer,

A Kiss of Sunshine

a kiss of sunshine pouty crimson horizon ****-a-doodle-doo

Poem Details | by Rev. Rebecca Guile Hudson |
Categories: allegory, fantasy, children, friendship, funny, happiness, imagination, life, mystery, nature, passion, places, sea, seasons, space, visionary

Thunderstruck Sunshine

The clouds shook
A thick, black, very wet blanket out
In the Southeastern quadrant 
Of the New Mexico firmament,
Complete with lightning
And growling, crackling,
Massive basso-profundo sound effects,
Inviting the sun to rest,
Take a load off, 

Abrasively radiant,
Helios glared a brilliant, heated, passionate,
Steamy smile
Into the arid monsoon skies

And refused Storm’s invitation
To lie down and go to bed

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: adventure, childhood, food, children, funny, happiness, health, imagination, inspirational, life, people, seasons, uplifting, visionary,

You Are My Sunshine

<                             covered chocolate
                       bursting ......  cherry implosions
                               over pallets tongue

                                a bit of sunshine
                         waiting for the right peeler ....
                             orange ya glad its you

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: butterfly, humorous, insect, summer, sunshine, weather,

I Yearn For Long Summer Days

Anacreontic Verse Busy buzzing bees and beautiful butterflies sip nectar from pretty flowers in my garden. Colourful pansies, scented sweet peas, pink begonias and red carnations brighten the borders. I sit in the sun enjoying the warmth and beauty that surrounds me. Summertime - I just adore this season of the year albeit only for the few warm sunny rain free days that we get on my tiny isle in the UK! Anacreontic Verse 4 Contest Sponsored by Edward Ebbs 07~22~16

Poem Details | by Mary Rotman |
Categories: bird, depression, humorous, nature, spring, sunshine,

Spring Attack

Spring keeps trying to get in
even tho’
I nailed the window shut 
and sewed the curtains closed.

Lemon sunlight seeks the cracks;
bird song rattles the panes.
Rain hums an invitation
to come watch it reach into the earth
and draw forth the green grass.

Make it go away.

Poem Details | by Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories: computer-internet, depression, devotion, funny, happiness, hope, inspirational, introspection, life, nature, on work and working, peace, people, seasons, uplifting, work

Xanax Sunshine

Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION

JS Lambert

Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: humor, sunshine,

Hottest Day of the Year

Today's been so hot, skin's gone red
slept naked on top of the bed,
angry girl at the store
said “don't come back no more”
next time I'll cool off at home instead !

Poem Details | by Anna Hopper |
Categories: funny, mental illness,

Sunshine and Daisies

I recently heard something that caught my attention
Whether it's true or not, it was worth the mention

   Now I can't quote it word for word
But this is my story and what I heard

   To be a writer, you must be mad
Grew up with no dad 
Unexplainably sad
Your life, a mess, just downright bad
This would explain the success you've had 

   I won't protest
It would be hypocritical 
I must confess
I'm compulsively cynical 

   My head isn't filled with sunshine and daisies
I might just be, one of the crazies

Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny, lost love

Sunshine Became a Dreadful Time


I poured her a glass of lovely Red Wine
by the end of the night she'd be all mine
as the evening progressed
I liked her less and less
for her true inner self began to shine

A Francine Roberts Contest
"Bottle Of Wine, ( Fruit On The Vine, When....)
Written~ 6-17-2011

Poem Details | by Hgarvey Daniel Esquire |
Categories: funny, imagination

Reflections of Orange Sunshine

A pair of pears,stare up the stairs
Watching hair, grow on the hare

The city Mayor rides on his mare
But stops to pay his fair, fare

I see the fleas; into the sea flee 
Leaving much to the Imagination

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: abuse, dark, funny, future, political, sunshine,

Humpty Trumpty


Poem Details | by Whit Deschner |
Categories: animal, earth, humor, humorous, nonsense, rain, sunshine,

Seeding Clouds


A giraffe’s head is so high it
Lets him eat clouds for a diet
But in skies where there are few clouds
Cloud eating is not allowed
Science has shown there’s little doubt
That eating clouds causes drought
But the giraffe just eats and laughs and laughs
Because that’s the modality of giraffes
Eating clouds is a must
Cirrus, Stratus, and Cumulus
And so, he eats the clouds he needs
Carefully spitting out the seeds

Poem Details | by Randy Freie |
Categories: beach, body, humorous, july, sunshine,

Vanity Flare

Beneath the hot Summer sun,
Bathed in pools of sweat.
Cooking of my skin begun,
And it wasn't noon yet.

I felt my forehead fry,
And my whole body quiver.
In the heat of July,
It was baking my liver.

I hoped for a cloud,
And prayed for a drizzle.
I even shouted out loud,
But it continued to sizzle.

After two to three hours,
Had to rethink my plan.
Crusty by blistering powers,
Was no way to tan.

Poem Details | by Bill Baker |
Categories: funny, games, high school, humor, imagery, race, sunshine,

Cross-Country Running

When short and running a cross country race
The short guys know when to pick up the pace
Just as we start up the hills
For we know they’ll be some spills
Odds say the tall men may fall on their face

Poem Details | by Michelle Smith |
Categories: clothes, cute, funny, how i feel, silly, sun, sunshine,

Sun Hat

Just clicked on an ad here --on the side-- for the cutest "sun hat!" :)
But it had no brim, and since I'm not bald-- what's the point in that?

Poem Details | by Anais Vionet |
Categories: fun, humor, sunshine, teen,


Let’s pretend Sundays last forever
and spend hours drowsing in the sun.
Let stress slowly fade, like a passing parade
and our cares will seem light as feathers.

I hear clouds still collage on blue canvas,
and deciduous leaves turned bright colors
we’ll picnic, we’ll laugh, and lay in the grass 
and this Sunday will outshine all the others.

Poem Details | by Courtney Hubbert |
Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous, silly, simple, sunshine,

Vacationing Ray

There once was a snowman named Ray Who dreamed of a tropical bay He packed his sunscreen And flew to the scene But melted as soon as he lay
*I wrote this poem on January 19, 2024, as part of a ’30 days of poetry’ January challenge. This was day 19 and the prompt was: Can you write a funny limerick about a snowman who wants to go on holiday?