Humorous and funny Supermarket poems and/or funny poems about Supermarket. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Supermarket funny poems!
Written by
Margaret Foster
Categories:
humorous,
Supermarket Frustration
Shopping today was a right pain
Stopping in aisles, searching again
Trying to guide useless trollies
Buying stuff like chips and lollies
Strained up high to the topmost shelf
Drained all my strength, frazzled myself
Standing in line to pay the bill
Landing back home, ready to kill.
Written by
Catherine Reinke
Categories:
food, funny, mother, people
Supermarket Daze
SUPERMARKET DAZE
Gross overweight reflections
gleam off stainless steal
bins, filled with frozen TV dinners.
Obese mothers Jam
peppermint suckers down
children’s tearful mouths
-temporary peace.
Hamburger helper, pepsi-lite
National Inquirer , Rovers dog food
-frantic search for penny full bargains.
Torn pantyhose
wheel aisle after aisle.
mountains of pot pies, ice cream, potato chips, red chips, blue chips
freeido chips
Must hurry.
Get more.
Get more of those treats
need more meat .
Shopping daze fever
cart wheel out the street.