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Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: family, funny, imagination, inspirational, introspection, life, loss, love, nature

Adopted Swan

Lone swan on the lake
Surrounded by Mallard Ducks
Hatched by their mother

Poem Details | by Victoria Anderson-Throop |
Categories: animal, funny, spring,

Swan Song a Spring Haiku

SWAN SONG

black ice fools
swans’ midnight landing
feathers slide

winds laughter
tickles newborn twigs
raven’s smirk


Victoria Anderson-Throop


Poem Details | by Maurice Rigoler |
Categories: humor,

A Parody On the Swan By Ogden Nash

The swan can poop while sitting down
on water or on its feet on solid ground.
For this Ogden Nash awarded it a crown.
Yet humans on occasion have been known
to rush to duplicate the feat 
and for expedience not a prize,
rather a desperate need to find a seat
in a restroom stall no one occupies.

Poem Details | by David Kavanagh |
Categories: bird, humorous, nature, word play,

My Swan Song

that duck has some neck
  swimming so near to the fox ~
           gonna end ugly 
       

By
David Kavanagh