Humorous and funny Swear poems and/or funny poems about Swear. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Swear funny poems!
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
funny,
Sword Or Swear Word
word slept in my head
and farted in fire-pan
sword in the making
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
humor,
Forget the Swear Jar
I've been beaten today so now it's bed,
all the bad things run around in my head,
so while I swear up a storm
I see a familiar form...
"Hey, save the dirty talk for me," she said.
Written by
Beautiful Scars
Categories:
christmas, humorous,
'i Swear Not All the Kids Are Naughty' Said Rudolph
Rudolph with his red nose so bright,
road with Santa, they had a fight.
Too much eggnog punch,
and cookies for lunch-
flew upside down...naughty kid night!
Funny Reindeer Limerick Contest
Tania Kitchin
December 16, 2018
Written by
Peter Lewis Holmes
Categories:
humor,
Ladies Who Swear
ladies who swear should not be heard,
to cuss and shout the foul F word; their
delicate fingers must never be raised, to
form the v-shaped, rhymes with luck.
and if real anger takes the brunt, please
do not say what rhymes with runt; just
stick to what us men know best; silence
tis what we detest.
Written by
I Am Anaya
Categories:
cute, hilarious, humor,
Poopy Pinky Swear Poop Contest
Diverticula pits up her colon
Can’t eat much or intestines get swollen
Ma's farts are so stinky
She swears with her pinky
Ain’t gonna stop her from goin’ bowl’n
Ma, gran, and Fran’s bowling tournament
I sat far knowing their predicament
Fran’s blasts were the loudest
Best bowler and proudest
It’s never again and that’s permanent
Written by
Paul Curtis
Categories:
funny
Swear Word Scrabble
Great fun games for the English summer
They don’t have to be expensive
Play new swear word Scrabble
It’s a simple game not for the pensive
All words must be in common usage
And should be genuinely offensive
Written by
Els Worth
Categories:
adventure, funny, humor, simple,
I Swear
From 'The Girl at the Rest Stop.'
I Swear
by Els Worth
I swear when I’m mad,
I swear when I’m glad.
I swear when I’m angry,
And I’ll swear when I’m hungry.
I swear when I’m late,
I swear to be great.
I swear in sorrow,
And I’ll swear for tomorrow.
I swear on the road,
I swear under load.
I swear loud and clear,
And I’ll swear for a beer.
I swear when I weep,
I swear in my sleep
I swear when I’m brave
And I’ll probably swear
. . . in my grave.
I swear when I run,
I swear when it’s fun
I swear when I’m a winna’
Please stop swearing . . .
Brynna!
Written by
Barry Freeman
Categories:
humor,
Swear Words
Swear words are just simple sounds
That explode forth as a grunt,
Words like ****!, or ****!, or ****!, or Zounds!
Or far worse words like ****!
And if by this little rhyme
Your senses are offended
I assure you that there is no crime
Nor any offense intended.
For if your mind is choosing
To fill in any gap,
Then it’s you, not I, that’s using
Those offensive words, dear chap.