Funny Poems About Swear or Swear Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Swear poems and/or funny poems about Swear. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Swear funny poems!

Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: funny,

Sword Or Swear Word

word slept in my head
and farted in fire-pan
sword in the making

Written by George Aul
Categories: humor,

Forget the Swear Jar

I've been beaten today so now it's bed,
all the bad things run around in my head,
so while I swear up a storm
I see a familiar form...
"Hey, save the dirty talk for me," she said.


Written by Beautiful Scars
Categories: christmas, humorous,

'i Swear Not All the Kids Are Naughty' Said Rudolph

Rudolph with his red nose so bright,
road with Santa, they had a fight.
      Too much eggnog punch,
      and cookies for lunch-
flew upside down...naughty kid night!



Funny Reindeer Limerick Contest
Tania Kitchin 
December 16, 2018

Written by Peter Lewis Holmes
Categories: humor,

Ladies Who Swear

ladies who swear should not be heard,
to cuss and shout the foul F word; their
delicate fingers must never be raised, to
form the v-shaped, rhymes  with luck.

and if real anger takes the brunt, please 
do not say what rhymes with runt; just 
stick to what us men know best;  silence
tis what we detest.

Written by I Am Anaya
Categories: cute, hilarious, humor,

Poopy Pinky Swear Poop Contest



Diverticula pits up her colon Can’t eat much or intestines get swollen Ma's farts are so stinky She swears with her pinky Ain’t gonna stop her from goin’ bowl’n Ma, gran, and Fran’s bowling tournament I sat far knowing their predicament Fran’s blasts were the loudest Best bowler and proudest It’s never again and that’s permanent


Written by Paul Curtis
Categories: funny

Swear Word Scrabble

Great fun games for the English summer
They don’t have to be expensive
Play new swear word Scrabble
It’s a simple game not for the pensive
All words must be in common usage
And should be genuinely offensive

Written by Els Worth
Categories: adventure, funny, humor, simple,

I Swear

From 'The Girl at the Rest Stop.'

I Swear by Els Worth I swear when I’m mad, I swear when I’m glad. I swear when I’m angry, And I’ll swear when I’m hungry. I swear when I’m late, I swear to be great. I swear in sorrow, And I’ll swear for tomorrow. I swear on the road, I swear under load. I swear loud and clear, And I’ll swear for a beer. I swear when I weep, I swear in my sleep I swear when I’m brave And I’ll probably swear . . . in my grave. I swear when I run, I swear when it’s fun I swear when I’m a winna’ Please stop swearing . . . Brynna!

Written by Barry Freeman
Categories: humor,

Swear Words

Swear words are just simple sounds
That explode forth as a grunt,
Words like ****!, or ****!, or ****!, or Zounds!
Or far worse words like ****! 

And if by this little rhyme
Your senses are offended
I assure you that there is no crime
Nor any offense intended.

For if your mind is choosing
To fill in any gap,
Then it’s you, not I, that’s using
Those offensive words, dear chap.