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Poem Details | by
David Brown |
Categories:
cry, dark, depression, funny, humor, satire,
Such pain, such pain this poor heart's born,
with so little pleasures in return,
much gifts it has bestowed, unearned
now, here it lies; morose, forlorn
Alas, alas, what curse has brought this
wrath upon such an innocent soul,
its spirit broken by this tragic role
like Atlas or more so, Sisyphus
Fall down again from feet to knees
to plumb the dark and dreary depths,
the length and seemingly infinite breadth
of this warm, salty sea of self-pity
These murky waters, born from tears
these waves and tides that chop and churn,
these silent sobs leave one to yearn
for one small thing; a tender ear
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
adventure, analogy, animal, confusion, cute, fish, funny,
Autumn Silly Swimming Squirrel - A Haiku
chill break of the day
a young, silly squirrel swims
at the perfect fish
~
who ever knew that
a squirrel could swim on top
of the waters so
~
unfriendly cockcrow
a gray, silly squirrel swims
whilst watching the fish
11/25/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
character, conflict, humor, water,
What a sight, out in the water
A hippie and his youngest son
Far away from city havoc
Just swimming and splashing for fun!
Quite suddenly the tide rolled out,
And took them, it seemed so unfair
Fortunately a life guard saw,
And jumped in to rescue the pair!
He managed to save the young boy
And thus became his biggest fan
But he couldn't save the hippie
Because he was, "Too far out man!"
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
angel, god, history, humor, jewish, prayer,
Ancient Egyptians worshiped idols
Their slaves, the Jews, did too
So, to the Lord the angels complained
On Your holiness do You desire a stain
Why save these two groups of idolaters
Drown them both in the sea several kilometers
Yet the angels didn't get their way
For ill-treating Jews, Egypt paid...
Sure, the Lord says pray only to Him
But if you don't ~ Make sure you can swim
Poem Details | by
Vladimir Tumanov |
Categories:
earth, humor, humorous, irony, satire,
Climate warming is bunkum some say.
But I wonder what happened one day,
when a stark naked horde
swam and splashed in a fjord
in mid-winter in balmy Norway.
Poem Details | by
Charles Messina |
Categories:
humor,
Someone spotted sixty-seven silvery slimy slippery sluggish snails somehow silently swimming slightly side-ways successfully- Shenanigans
Poem Details | by
Robert Sidwell |
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, imagination,
Swim swim swim swim swim swim swim
swim swim swim swim swim swim swim
swim swim swim swim swim swim swim
swim swim swim swim swim
Swim swim swim swim
Swim swim swim
Oh forget it!
Swimming and showering just is NOT the same thing!