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cry, dark, depression, funny, humor, satire,
Such pain, such pain this poor heart's born,
with so little pleasures in return,
much gifts it has bestowed, unearned
now, here it lies; morose, forlorn
Alas, alas, what curse has brought this
wrath upon such an innocent soul,
its spirit broken by this tragic role
like Atlas or more so, Sisyphus
Fall down again from feet to knees
to plumb the dark and dreary depths,
the length and seemingly infinite breadth
of this warm, salty sea of self-pity
These murky waters, born from tears
these waves and tides that chop and churn,
these silent sobs leave one to yearn
for one small thing; a tender ear
James Edward Lee Sr.
adventure, analogy, animal, confusion, cute, fish, funny,
Autumn Silly Swimming Squirrel - A Haiku
chill break of the day
a young, silly squirrel swims
at the perfect fish
who ever knew that
a squirrel could swim on top
of the waters so
a gray, silly squirrel swims
whilst watching the fish
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
character, conflict, humor, water,
What a sight, out in the water
A hippie and his youngest son
Far away from city havoc
Just swimming and splashing for fun!
Quite suddenly the tide rolled out,
And took them, it seemed so unfair
Fortunately a life guard saw,
And jumped in to rescue the pair!
He managed to save the young boy
And thus became his biggest fan
But he couldn't save the hippie
Because he was, "Too far out man!"
earth, humor, humorous, irony, satire,
Is the Earth’s climate warming? No! No way!
But I wonder what happened one fine day,
when a stark naked horde
swam and splashed in a fjord
on a balmy New Year's Eve in Norway.