Funny Poems About Swimming or Swimming Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by David Brown |
Categories: cry, dark, depression, funny, humor, satire,

Swimming the dark sea

Such pain, such pain this poor heart's born,
with so little pleasures in return, 
much gifts it has bestowed, unearned 
now, here it lies; morose, forlorn

Alas, alas, what curse has brought this
wrath upon such an innocent soul,
its spirit broken by this tragic role
like Atlas or more so, Sisyphus

Fall down again from feet to knees
to plumb the dark and dreary depths,
the length and seemingly infinite breadth
of this warm, salty sea of self-pity
 
These murky waters, born from tears
these waves and tides that chop and churn,
these silent sobs leave one to yearn
for one small thing; a tender ear


Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: adventure, analogy, animal, confusion, cute, fish, funny,

Autumn Silly Swimming Squirrel - A Haiku

Autumn Silly Swimming Squirrel - A Haiku chill break of the day a young, silly squirrel swims at the perfect fish ~ who ever knew that a squirrel could swim on top of the waters so ~ unfriendly cockcrow a gray, silly squirrel swims whilst watching the fish
11/25/19 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: character, conflict, humor, water,

The Swimming Hippie

What a sight, out in the water
A hippie and his youngest son 
Far away from city havoc
Just swimming and splashing for fun!

Quite suddenly the tide rolled out,
And took them, it seemed so unfair
Fortunately a life guard saw,
And jumped in to rescue the pair!

He managed to save the young boy
And thus became his biggest fan
But he couldn't save the hippie
Because he was, "Too far out man!"

Poem Details | by Vladimir Tumanov |
Categories: earth, humor, humorous, irony, satire,

Swimming in Norway

Is the Earth’s climate warming? No! No way! But I wonder what happened one fine day, when a stark naked horde swam and splashed in a fjord on a balmy New Year's Eve in Norway.