Funny Poems About Swimming or Swimming Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Swimming poems and/or funny poems about Swimming. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Swimming funny poems!

Written by David Brown
Categories: cry, dark, depression, funny, humor, satire,

Swimming the Dark Sea

Such pain, such pain this poor heart's born,
with so little pleasures in return, 
much gifts it has bestowed, unearned 
now, here it lies; morose, forlorn

Alas, alas, what curse has brought this
wrath upon such an innocent soul,
its spirit broken by this tragic role
like Atlas or more so, Sisyphus

Fall down again from feet to knees
to plumb the dark and dreary depths,
the length and seemingly infinite breadth
of this warm, salty sea of self-pity
 
These murky waters, born from tears
these waves and tides that chop and churn,
these silent sobs leave one to yearn
for one small thing; a tender ear

Written by James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories: adventure, analogy, animal, confusion, cute, fish, funny,

Autumn Silly Swimming Squirrel - a Haiku

Autumn Silly Swimming Squirrel - A Haiku chill break of the day a young, silly squirrel swims at the perfect fish ~ who ever knew that a squirrel could swim on top of the waters so ~ unfriendly cockcrow a gray, silly squirrel swims whilst watching the fish
11/25/19 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©


Written by Pat Adams
Categories: character, conflict, humor, water,

The Swimming Hippie

What a sight, out in the water
A hippie and his youngest son 
Far away from city havoc
Just swimming and splashing for fun!

Quite suddenly the tide rolled out,
And took them, it seemed so unfair
Fortunately a life guard saw,
And jumped in to rescue the pair!

He managed to save the young boy
And thus became his biggest fan
But he couldn't save the hippie
Because he was, "Too far out man!"

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: angel, god, history, humor, jewish, prayer,

Swimming Lesson

Ancient Egyptians worshiped idols
Their slaves, the Jews, did too

So, to the Lord the angels complained
On Your holiness do You desire a stain

Why save these two groups of idolaters
Drown them both in the sea several kilometers

Yet the angels didn't get their way
For ill-treating Jews, Egypt paid...

Sure, the Lord says pray only to Him
But if you don't ~ Make sure you can swim

Written by Robert Sidwell
Categories: fun, funny, humor, imagination,

Finding Fun On A Budget part 1 - Swimming?

Swim swim swim swim swim swim swim 
swim swim swim swim swim swim swim
swim swim swim swim swim swim swim
swim     swim    swim     swim     swim           
Swim      swim       swim        swim
Swim          swim              swim

Oh forget it!
Swimming and showering just is NOT the same thing!


Written by Vladimir Tumanov
Categories: earth, humor, humorous, irony, satire,

Swimming In Norway

Climate warming is bunkum some say. But I wonder what happened one day, when a stark naked horde swam and splashed in a fjord in mid-winter in balmy Norway.

Written by Charles Messina
Categories: humor,

Swimming Snails

Someone spotted sixty-seven silvery slimy slippery sluggish snails somehow silently swimming slightly side-ways successfully- Shenanigans