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Poem Details | by Wilma Neels |
Categories: funny, imaginationhair,

-nose Hair Madness-

I think I saw one I move a little closer there’s another one nose hair can be disgusting Nikko should I pull them out?
*Nikko's body part of choice nose hair lol*

Poem Details | by Sharon Ruebel |
Categories: funny

Face To Face

Face to face at last

Perpetual gaze is held

No words are spoken

Hands reaching out with purpose

You grab the last cookie first 


Poem Details | by David Kavanagh |
Categories: allusion, humor, poetry,

One Is Not Amused

fell out with my muse
           formed incompatible views 
               became quite a feud
      sparks and flashes would not fuse
       crap poems ~ got egos bruised

Sponsored by: Beata Agustin 
Syllable counter ps 5/7/5/7/7
Originally posted 2001

Poem Details | by Eve Roper |
Categories: humorous, hurt,

Pleasure Hike Tanka 2

Beautiful forest 
Hiking with brave friends I trust
I hopscotch across
River rock, slippery moss
Fell on my butt, soaking wet

I'm such a dumb klutz
Everyone laughs their guts  off
Wow! That hurt my butt 
Screwed up. No clothes I regret
Walked around soaking wet

By: Eve Roper 1/14/2015

Poem Details | by David Kavanagh |
Categories: allusion, humorous, parody, word play,

Its a Risque Business

they closed the brothel
                  to open a bakery 
                tarts still lay around 
           black forests are on display 
    no fresh muffins ~ nothing’s changed 

They Closed The Brothel Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Kai Michael Neumann
14/02/2021/ syllable counter PS 5/7/5/7/7

Poem Details | by Christopher Bunton |
Categories: funny, me, me,


Leave Me Alone!

You Dragged Me From My Warm Hole!

It's Too Early!

I Can't Predict The Weather!

Put Me Back And Go Away!

Poem Details | by Wilma Neels |
Categories: funny

'footsie Madness'

few mystic moments as your foot connect with mine a jolt of current expose itself, searing eyes as your feet makes love to mine
10/04/2011 *Inspired by Missy Nikko's comment* :-) lol

Poem Details | by W.A. Cholt |
Categories: humorous, science,


Order gives way 
To disorder 
I look at my reflection 
In the mirror 
And believe every word. 

            W.A CHOLT. Copyright Fergal O Reilly. 2018.

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: children, funny,

Treasured Booty

a baby bootie
ecstatically clings to her
clear garrison cap —
the navy does not issue
children in sailor’s seabag


Poem Details | by Donna Jones |
Categories: farm, funny,

Poor Foghorn

My big ol' rooster,
thought he was **** of the walk...
Until....Red, my hen 
ended it all today with 
a flogging and loud squawk!..

©Donna Jones


Poem Details | by Kim Mcadam |
Categories: beach, children, humor, simile,

Ocean Waves

ocean waves rush in
like rambunctious preschoolers
at morning recess
eager to entertain you
in goofy games of pretend

Poem Details | by Deb Wilson |
Categories: funny love, smile,

Love and Laughter

Your smile blends with mine
as our laughter cheers the clouds.
Our days sunny be
long as we look for the light-
leave the darkness far behind.

written September1st, 2014

Poem Details | by Tom Quigley |
Categories: games, humor,

Go Pokemon Go

kids get distraction 
oh I love Pokemon Go
parents get action
once I've had a Peek-at-chu
can't wait to play Poke the mom


Poem Details | by Daver Austin |
Categories: humorous,



the preacher explains
as he travels tracks on his palm
he is on god’s path
helter-skelter tracks indeed!
the midnight express toots warning

reverend smith
with his superior air
mounts the podium
from the loft i can see
through the tear     his underwear

after sunday service
a hundred dollar bill in the collection plate
“praise the lord!” says smith
to himself     quietly covering it
with a five dollar bill

Dave Austin

Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: funny,

I Think, Therefore I Am and May Also -

try posting a blog
and commenting on that blog
many times over
thus my blog shall then become
a very HOT blog indeed...

* I have done this in the past...Not for myself but for other people. Okay! I admit it! I’ve done it for myself too! (PD knows)

Poem Details | by Brenda Meier-Hans |
Categories: animal, best friend, cute love, dog, feelings, funny, love,

Strange Love

Why do I love you?
When I look into your face
Your teeth are too big,
That nose is extremely long.
Yet all I want in a dog.

Written by Brenda Meier-Hans 

Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: funny,

Heaven Help Me

Please move it on sir
you are holding up the line
Re-innn...carnate what?
Could you repeat that? Oh, yeah!
See that ‘Been-There-Done-That’ sign?

Poem Details | by Daver Austin |
Categories: humorous,



sure enough
lost five pounds the first week
no money back
no money back the next 51 either
dr.slim getting rich

cold turkey
the only way to go on a diet
yes    says dr. slim
but put it between two slices of bread
and you’re screwed

the world
is full of starving people
so says t.v.
it’s terrible says marge
stuffing down her 4th taco


last night playing poker
i lost everything
my mortgage    my car
and yes    you *****
your alimony check too

lost childhood
mother hubbard
boy blue
the entire familiar crew
and adultery doesn’t help the now

Dave Austin

Poem Details | by Daver Austin |
Categories: humorous,

The Pitch


I ask
did she do that
i console myself
sun got in her eyes

trying to remember
is it mary lou
or carrie
never mind
whichever just gave me the finger

this english class
so big
yet so small
sitting back of
that long    shiny    black hair

all i said was
could i borrow a piece of paper
then she blew
tossed the wet rag
over her shoulder

that awful night
I asked her out
no reply
just a face
that belongs on rushmore

Dave Austin

Poem Details | by Daver Austin |
Categories: humor,

The Pitch 2


words then silence
can alter one’s perception
like being in another world
“get lost” she says
see what i mean

the girl next door
plays the piano badly
oh she is gorgeous
but all turns to ashes
when she murders debussy

those early days
there was this one girl
but i lacked courage
after 30 years she’s fat
and i am prince valiant

oh those short dresses
and so so short
i can’t remember faces
days of the week yes
and colors
first kiss
trying to arrange the angle
close your eyes
go for it
a near miss

Dave Austin

Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: funny, writing,

Tanka You But No Tanka You

got writer's-block-blues
ain't got nothin to enter
it's YOUR fault PD
so here are my conditions:
un-block me and ouch that HURT

why do this to me?
why resort to violence?
(I bruise easily)
so here are my conditions:
drive me to the hospital...

Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: celebrity, funny,

One Scene From One Movie

Wife yells out the door
"Don't forget the cannoli
'Alright, already!'
Another day on the job
(Gotta go murder some guy)

Richard Castellano (Clemenza) 'Leave the gun, take the cannoli' in
The Godfather Pt. I

Poem Details | by Daver Austin |
Categories: funny, chocolate, love,



doc hildebrandt said
“milk chocolate is healthful.”
i love chocolate
i love    CRAVE milk chocolate
so    i ate a ton of it

had chocolate dreams
t shirt said hershey pa
it’s all that i ate 
then it came over the news
“mad doctor loses license”

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: adventure, black african american, childhood, dedication, family, fantasy, children, funny, history, imagination, inspirational, life, passion, people, seasons, thank you, uplifting, visionaryhalloween, red,

My Boo

<                          halloween haunting's
                       black shoe polish foundation
                             ruby red lipstick
                       pillow stuffed under big dress
                        red white bandana for hair

                               spatula in hand 
                       eggbeater in dress pocket
                              pillowcase for loot
                       daddy's boots causing blisters 
                          aunt jemima memories 

Entry For
Paula Sweanson's
Halloween Of Tears Past

Tribute To Childhood Memories

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: fun, games, humor, words,

Pun and Games

Contrary name paronomasia                                                                                                                 I ask no pardon                                                                                                             the pun came unattended                                                                                            free from lucid prying eyes