Humorous and funny Teachers poems and/or funny poems about Teachers. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Teachers funny poems!
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cat, education, funny, giggle, humor, student, teacher,
teachers pet
my math teachers fav'rite cat
likes to wear a baseball hat
when the class stares it down
it will hiss with a frown
red sox man are where its at.
Written by
Thabiso Xulu
Categories:
2nd grade, humorous, i love you, student, sweet, teacher, teachers day,
Teachers
Who taught the world to read?
Not for money but a good deed
Taught us how to spell
And picked us when we fell
Taught us how to count
Told us the world was round
Standing in front of creatures
All with different features
Preaching in sense of teaching
Helping reach dreams that need reaching
Doctors and lawyers
Even taught the rock stars
If the world were fair
Would have seen talent so rare
I love my teacher
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, school,
Teachers Hate Cheaters
An English teacher named Rosie
Thought one of her pupils was dozy
He’d cribbed off the web
From a man in Zagreb
The language he’d used was too prosy!
In false glory he’d tried to bask
So Rosie she took him to task
She said it’s not neat
if you try and cheat -
when needing some help you should ask!
NB cheaters is an anagram of teachers!
Sadly this is based (with some poetic licence about Zagreb) on a true event in the school I worked at. The english teacher was fully aware of the capabilities of the student and it was blatantly obvious the work was not his and it was merely copied and printed off the internet ... he failed to get a mark
2/2/18
Written by
Shan Jones
Categories:
funny, humorous, teacher,
Teachers
I’ve had enough of teachers
They’re as boring as can be
Standing in the playground
Drinking endless cups of tea
I’ve had enough of teachers
Telling me what to do
I’d like to stick them to their chairs
with really powerful glue.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
funny, how i feel, humorous, satire, smart, teacher, teachers day,
Goody Kindergarten Field Trip
Mary, did you get the memo about the meeting?
What meeting?
Today’s.
When is it?
Now.
No, I didn’t get it.
Come on.
I don’t think so.
I hate meetings.
Okay. But while I am here, I have to ask.
Do you want to go on a field trip with the kindergarteners?
No.
Teacher looks surprised.
Why?
Kindergarten is hard. I’d rather jump off a cliff into a vat of wild boars
Who have not been fed in a week than go on any field trip with Kindergarteners.
Kindergarten teacher laughs,
Thinking Mary is kidding.
Mary is not.
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
funny,
Hooray, the Teachers Are On Strike
The Teachers Are On Strike--Hooray
By Elton Camp
When I was a kid, I’d have been delighted
If the teachers in a union became united
Not one single speck would I have cared
If an indefinite strike they had declared
It would have suited me entirely fine
To see them walking on a picket line
No more piles of utterly pointless homework
Assigned, but not graded, by some lazy jerk
No need to endure those unprepared for class
Wondering how, in college, they could pass
From sheer boredom what a great break
I wouldn’t have found that hard to take
I imagine Chicago kids feel the same way
And hope on strike the teachers will stay
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous, school, teacher, teachers day,
Where Is Our Real Teacher
Where is our real teacher?
Yes.
Substitute teachers get asked this hourly.
Maybe even every eight minutes.
Sometimes I give a teacher a bathroom break.
Especially a pregnant teacher.
They need it more often.
And are so grateful!
A spaceship got her, I tell them.
Smiling smugly.
Watching their faces.
Either change to laughter or tears.
I have learned the hard way
Kindergarten students have the most severe reaction.
Depending upon how well I like their teacher I either
Say it or not say it.
Knowing that half of them will be sobbing when she returns.
Written by
Steven Mitchell
Categories:
humor,
Who Spiked the Tea In the Teachers Mess
Things just don't add up, there's something not right,
For half two on a Tuesday this is an unusual sight,?
The teachers are all laughing and havin de craic,
Mr. Cotter's doin the robot,
And so's Mr. Mac,
Mr. Doyle's walking backwards, sayin hello as he leaves,
Miss. Flynn's disco dancing like she just popped ten E's,
Mr. Harris has lost it, has his tie round his head,
Thinks he's an Indian with his face painted red,
Principal Woods is tryin to fight it, has got his back to the wall,
His eyes are like saucers, but his minds on the ball,
He knows this is all wrong, and someone better confess
To spiking the tea in the teachers mess.
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
earth, health, humor, integrity, nature, society,
Empowering Healthy Teachers
Why do partisan social activists preach
so much about growing a more equitable society
while doing Business As Usual
While environmental activists student teach
with us
to develop a more synergetic EarthTribe?