Humorous and funny Teen poems and/or funny poems about Teen. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Teen funny poems!
Written by
Verlena S. Walker
Categories:
freedom, funny, sexy, teacher, technology, teen
Having Sex - Footle
buck wild
rodeo style
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PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!
Written by
Laura Hannan
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, love, parody, passion, teen
A Brutally Honest Valentine's
My darling enigma, my dove
You’re the epitome of my love
Your smile shines at me pearly white
Pale skin shines and glints in the light
Silken locks, obsidian flow
Eyes just like ice, crystalline glow
Peals of laughter ring like a bell
Enchant me; I’m under your spell
You walk with a musical flow
Tiptoeing with softness through snow
But, alas, you open your mouth
Utter tripe spilling out
If only you’d keep your mouth shut.
(Love from Anonymous)
Written by
Althea Rose
Categories:
funny, giggle, happy, silly, smile, teen
Jojo Siwa Trees
trees become siwa
with their receding hairlines
lol bald trees
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
animal, death, dream, humor, school, teen
My Ruthless Dreams Collaboration
Up early and off to school I must go
Full of pep and not too slow,
That was then when I was young
This is now a new age I have begun,
How I hate them as I climb out of bed
Early mornings are for the dead,
Unreasonable I must seem
Unyieldingly demanding where is my coffee cream,
But I did love them bed and pillow
Seems so long ago I dreamed of an armadillo,
Now they‘re ruthless dreams
I just can’t do them with ice cream,
I’m now past my prime teens.
8-23-2019 "for contest COLLABORATION sponsored by Line Gauthier"
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
11th grade, friend, humorous, sleep, teen,
4 Random Thoughts
(3 Haikus)
Immature - is a
word boring people use to
describe fun people
I should start a book,
a thick notebook to keep
inappropriate thoughts
Ever look at friends
and think, "Wow, we're gonna
be some weird adults?"
Sleep is my drug, my
bed is the dealer, my clock
the cops and school the jail.
Written by
Laura Meese
Categories:
confusion, funny, imagination, on work and working, teen,
The Elimination Method
Simple Mathematics, really.
To eliminate one component
To solve a problem quickly.
I’ll form the problem into a manageable state,
By easily eliminating an unwanted variable.
Now, just what variable to eliminate?
First, I will multiply the X by two.
That’s the first step. Done, I feel fine.
I will multiply the Y too.
Now, I add my X plus X.
My Y plus Y.
That was to make sure it checks.
Now here’s the predicament (easy my shoe!)
This is my problem,
And a real head-scratcher too!
The equation adds up nicely
And the X and Y are simplified.
But, how do I eliminate my algebra homework
Precisely?
Written by
Heather Hill
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, romance, sad, song-sympathy, teen
The Break Up- Footle Contest
Cold stares
heart tares
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
food, funny, happiness, peace, recovery from..., teen
Wake N' Bake
waking up and
baking up
before
we hit the sun
in a hurry
don't you worry
just come along
and have some fun
stop all that lookin'
at what we're cookin'
like we're crooked dudes
with guns
MANnnnn!!!
themz' brownies
not Maui WoW-Wee
chill out
our THC days iz' done.
Written by
William Hughes
Categories:
food, funny, happiness, teen,
Cheeseburger
Wherefore art thou Cheeseburger
My stomach yearns for your greasiness
Melted cheese placed carefully onto a patty
Goodness from heaven. Oh so tasty.
The soft bread that caresses the meat
A perfect burger just waiting for me
Bliss surrounds me in a warm light
Loving every second i take another bite.
Written by
Mark Goodson
Categories:
childhood, day, funny, people, satire, teen
The Last Day of School
Tis a lovely day for students are glad
The last day of the school year is anything but sad
No more assignments to study nor papers to write
Students can deal with William Shakespeare at next year’s fight
Textbooks have been returned and stored away
Lockers are cleaned out with nothing to stay
The students rejoice with the last bell’s ringing
But the teachers are doing a happy dance
And tis they who are doing all the singing!!
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
crazy, giggle, humorous, teen,
The Skateboarder
The Skateboarder
Dr. James E. Martin
©January, 2014
A skateboard he tried to ride.
He didn’t there long abide.
It went airborne,
It did not forewarn,
He landed on his under side!
Written by
Jessica Durham
Categories:
funny, life, lost love, love, teen, love
"a Trip Down Memory Lane"
Coors Lite, Food Fight,
My bros dirt bike, and kisses good night,
Orangutan Sex, "I give it a ten"
Billy Bob and Bacon, his little pig friend.
In the dark playin' basketball,
Don't forget about Niagra Falls.
What kind of hips do you want?
It seems we can't agree,
Candy Shop, PDA, A BIG mouthful of me.
Varsity Blues, The "I Love You's"
Makin' Cookies that look like pancakes,
But all of these things just lead to a heartbreak.
This poem is for Terry Bell!
He was my first "true love".
We aren't together now,
But I still Love him.
Let's face it...
I ALWAYS will!
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
childhood, education, funny, teen,
Job Interview
There once was a boy, named Abdul;
Went to get a job, fresh out of school.
All dressed up like July,
With a bow and a tie;
But left his fly open, what a fool!
Written by
Rhona Mcferran
Categories:
family, feelings, funny, humor, humorous, teen
Eyes Will Roll
Eyes roll
like marbles
around the room
teens protest out of touch
grown-ups
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
funny, happiness, inspirational, introspection, life, teen
Y-Duh , Captcha Haiku
Y-DUH reads CAPTCHA
blank mind blonde moment silent
world spin round right round
Written by
Tyrone Johnston
Categories:
friendship, funny, people, school, teen
Caza
Caza
Funny, Intelligent
Girl Charming Voice
There For The Homies
Cute, Not In That Way
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
england, growing up, humor, senses, teenage, travel
Teen Spirit, a Tanka
smells like teen spirit
the impulse and ammonia
lynx and mary jane
heated hormone heavy air
fogs the windows of the bus
by gail
Written by
Diona Finley
Categories:
black african american, childhood, funny, life, mother, teen
Black Mama
Child if you don't get yo nappy head;
Imma give you something to cry about.
Get yo butt over here.
Say one mo thang.
Ima beat the black off of ya.
Wait til i'm finish.
I bet not hear another word.
It'll hurt me more than It'll hurt you.
You act up here, I'ma act with you.
Im aint chasing after you.
I put you in this world I sho nuff can take you out.
That's a black mama.
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
family, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, school, teen
Girl In My Class
There once was a girl in my class.
One day I tried to make a pass.
My cheek still sting,
My ears still ring,
Yet married to me; Alas!
Written by
Christi Kopp
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, love, teen
Drive In
Frantic groping in the back seat.
Written by
Lena Townsend
Categories:
funny, teen
Missing In Action (Footle)
A teen
Unseen
*special thanks to Maryam for explaining a footle to me.
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny, life, teen
Good Night Out
Dead drunk
Partied all night
Tequila and women
Vomiting all over the place
Good night
Written by
David Brooks
Categories:
car, grave, humor, teen,
Braggart
There once was a driver named Dave,
Of his driving he often would rave.
Then one day on his own, drove and talked on his phone,
Now he's bragging about his new grave.
Written by
Donna Golden
Categories:
funny, love, teen
Fairy Tale Flounderings
That steamy summer day
At age fourteen and three months
I stood awaiting the kiss
Of the tall, dark, handsome hunk
My stomach was in knots
As terror snaked up my throat
Would he think it was okay?
Would he, with flowery words, emote?
His luscious lips descended
As I closed unbelieving eyes
A thrill rushed through my body
I was weak from feet to thighs
Then, suddenly, his tongue
Darted out and squished around
In a sloppy and slathering mess
My feet never left the ground
When the “kiss” was over
I couldn’t look at him the same
He was a dog; no longer a boy
And, now, I don’t recall his name
Inspired by John Heck's contest, "Egads, My First Kiss?"
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
confusion, funny, imagination, satire, teen
Oxymoron Newsflash:
"EARLY TONIGHT, according to HEAR SAY, things got PRETTY UGLY when a SINGLE GROUP of HELLS
ANGELS became SIMPLY IMPOSSIBLE to control during an ALL OUT MINOR CATASTROPHE at the
MICROSOFT WORKS sponsored MEXI-CALI JUMBO SHRIMP Festival“.
(in a strange way, this type of wishy-washy lingo reminds me of our lovely National news)