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Poem Details | by BRIAN EATHERTON |
Categories: funny

At The Tennis Match

During one game
The umpire noisily cried
"Deuce!"
So I politely replied
"Orange please!"


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humor,

Limerick: Once a Tennis Woman named Sue Baule

Limerick : Once a Tennis Woman named Sue Baule

Once a Tennis Woman named Sue Baule
Tried to avoid being called : « Screw Ball ! »
So she got her haïr cut
In the shape of a snout
Since at French Open gets dubbed : « Screwed Doll ! »  

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013

Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: humor, sports,

Tennis in Venice

How sad that the people of Venice
Have nowhere that they can play tennis
For their feet would get wet
If they played a straight set
Those canals can be such a menace.

Poem Details | by David Willey |
Categories: humorous, rude, sexy, silly,

Tennis anyone

Starting with the toss up
I’ve made an unforced error
I’ve only gone and followed through
Squeezed the jissom out the old fella
New balls (and pants) please – love all
I think your ace
With a backhand that’s made for passing
On top of a lovely forehand
With a lovely high toss that’s absolutely smashing
Sure you moan and groan
But I love the racquet you make
Lets have another rally
Are you sure you’re not courting
I’ve a changing room free
If you fancy finishing me off
With a serve and volley after


Poem Details | by jay del fierro |
Categories: funny, sports,

Tennis Anyone....

Somebody asked me if I
liked to play tennis...
in reply I asked why?
in response,somebody said,
"because you like to serve..."
i suppose then,my answer is yes...
"but you're always losing,30-0..."
i smiled and said,
"no not losing,thats 30-love,
with love,how can I lose....."

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, lust,

ANYONE FOR TENNIS

My nephew whose first name is Dennis With ladies he loves to play tennis But he is so fickle Their tonsils he’ll tickle Young Dennis is a truly a menace! 6/27/19

Poem Details | by Nick Trim |
Categories: humorous, sports,

Tennis

Wimbledon is on, 
you know that sport no one plays 351 days a year 
nor follows 50 weeks a year, 
and when any other sport or event happens it just goes unnoticed, 
TENNIS,
yes the tennis season is here

most noticeably tennis is shared globally
no one base nor place
as though people don't want a regular tennis space

sports have seasons while tennis does not,
countries share it because 2 weeks is a lot.