Humorous and funny Tennis poems and/or funny poems about Tennis. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Tennis funny poems!
Written by
Brian Eatherton
Categories:
funny
At the Tennis Match
During one game
The umpire noisily cried
"Deuce!"
So I politely replied
"Orange please!"
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humor,
Limerick: Once a Tennis Woman Named Sue Baule
Limerick : Once a Tennis Woman named Sue Baule
Once a Tennis Woman named Sue Baule
Tried to avoid being called : « Screw Ball ! »
So she got her haïr cut
In the shape of a snout
Since at French Open gets dubbed : « Screwed Doll ! »
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
David Willey
Categories:
humorous, rude, sexy, silly,
Tennis Anyone
Starting with the toss up
I’ve made an unforced error
I’ve only gone and followed through
Squeezed the jissom out the old fella
New balls (and pants) please – love all
I think your ace
With a backhand that’s made for passing
On top of a lovely forehand
With a lovely high toss that’s absolutely smashing
Sure you moan and groan
But I love the racquet you make
Lets have another rally
Are you sure you’re not courting
I’ve a changing room free
If you fancy finishing me off
With a serve and volley after
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, lust,
Anyone For Tennis
My nephew whose first name is Dennis
With ladies he loves to play tennis
But he is so fickle
Their tonsils he’ll tickle
Young Dennis is a truly a menace!
6/27/19
Written by
Nick Trim
Categories:
humorous, sports,
Tennis
Wimbledon is on,
you know that sport no one plays 351 days a year
nor follows 50 weeks a year,
and when any other sport or event happens it just goes unnoticed,
TENNIS,
yes the tennis season is here
most noticeably tennis is shared globally
no one base nor place
as though people don't want a regular tennis space
sports have seasons while tennis does not,
countries share it because 2 weeks is a lot.
Written by
Jay Del Fierro
Categories:
funny, sports,
Tennis Anyone....
Somebody asked me if I
liked to play tennis...
in reply I asked why?
in response,somebody said,
"because you like to serve..."
i suppose then,my answer is yes...
"but you're always losing,30-0..."
i smiled and said,
"no not losing,thats 30-love,
with love,how can I lose....."
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, silly, word play,
How About Table Tennis
'Ping-Pong' is wrong
'Peng' confided
If 'Ping' is lopsided
then 'Pong' is misguided
'Prong' decided
Written by
Martin Howard Samuel
Categories:
humorous, sports, word play,
Anyone For Tennis?
I do enjoy verbal tennis
wordplay may be a game
outwit outsmart the opponent
is the only aim
lobbing phrases across the net
volley and rally back and forth
no one's a loser and yet
those precious few
who think on their feet
will always win have you beat
Shakespeare is the all-time champ
merely a player with poem and sonnet
through thick and thin he'd go for a spin
and put some English on it
it's fun for all with no balls or calls
and if your serve is up to scratch
unless words fail
at the thought you quail
it's word game set and match
Written by
Matthew Herfurth
Categories:
humor,
Tennis Racket
Tennis Racket
My old tennis racket loves to
be called
Doctor Racquet and
affects
medical uniforms.