Funny Poems About Tetractys or Tetractys Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Tetractys poems and/or funny poems about Tetractys. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Tetractys funny poems!

Written by Shani Fassbender
Categories: funny

Dust

Dust
airborne
can settle
everywhere
It lands on tables and under your bed
It also clings to your computer screen
on clothes it goes
and of course
up your
nose

Pets 
people
in your food
not in the mood
In the air, everywhere, I don’t care
You can have it mop, cloth, feather duster
I don’t want it
here or there
not one
bit

So 
go clean
all over
dust if you must
Scratch me a note of “clean me” on my shelf
If I dust today it will just come back
everywhere
it settles
in my
home

Written by Rebecca Larkin
Categories: friendship, funny, happiness, uplifting, boy,

The Flower Boy

He
Stands there
As flowers
Are placed in his
Ginger hair, the yellow and purple, blend

He smiles and poses for the camera
Glad to become
The ginger
Flower
Boy


Written by Tom Cunningham
Categories: humor,

Mechanic Needed

Hey ! I want To borrow Your motor bike I'll let you have all the bits back later.
Written 22nd September 2019 Picture number 4. For make it five poetry contest Sponsored by Joseph May.

Written by Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories: funny

The Smile For Rick Parise

The 
Smile has
Two meanings,
One, contentment
Or a facial strain of... constipation


**Michael J. Falotico contest**

Written by Robert Pettit
Categories: funny, on writing and words,

Blinking-Eye Cupid

I would like to stay here and comment more, but that blinking-eye Cupid drives me nuts!


Written by Bill Lindsay
Categories: funny,

Mischief Maker

An example of Double Tetractys

Bored
nip out
and visit
the Library
carrying a rabbit and ask the staff
where the reverse
spell casting
books are 
kept

08/03/15

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: animal, anxiety, humorous,

She's Late, She's Late For a Very Important Date

Drat! My yoga teacher is late again I can’t hold on much longer... please send help! Image 3 chosen Make It Five Poetry Contest Sponsored by Joseph May Checked with how many syllables 9/21/19

Written by Constance La France
Categories: funny,

Hey, Bandit

Hey Bandit ! Why are you sitting like that ? It is very undignified you know ! Oh, you ate a whole pepperoni sub ! Was it by chance over there Bandit cat ? You bad cat! See that was for my supper ! Would you like if I ate your food ? . . . OH YUCK !!! ____________________ October 21, 2017 Poetry/Tetractys/Hey, Bandit Copyright Protected, ID 17-9514-24-0 All Rights Reserved Written for the contest, Picture Prompt Contest: Write Me Something Funny sponsor, Julie Leigh Rodeheaver First Place

Written by Hilo Poet
Categories: allegory, animal, humor, imagery,

Oh Snap

Bushed scrambles straddles the belled flower strands for a treacherous hold camera pose 2019 September 21 #3 howmanysyllables 1,2,3,4,10

Written by Cecil Hickman
Categories: animals, funny, life, pets

My Pet Goes (Tetractys)

Out,

She goes,

On a leash,

She walks with me,

Her poop drops out, around every tree.

Written by Kash Poet
Categories: funny, loveme,

So That She Gets More Angry

Her red face firing eyes losing temper make me smile so that she gets more angry. Whenever she gives me a sudden kiss, talks lovingly.... something wrong I just frown. © kash poet(19th July 2011) ============================ Placement:None ;(July 2011) By:Kashinath karmakar Contest:Smiles and Frowns Sponsor:Michael J .Falotico

Written by Hilo Poet
Categories: fear, funny, humorous, life, meaningful,

Chances Are

Fear being the closes maximizes being the slowest runner of the two. 2019 September 21 #4 howmanysyllables 1,2,3,4,10

Written by Edward Ibeh
Categories: humor, life, self, wisdom,

A Sense of Humor

Be
Able
To laugh at
Absurdities
Of life. Never take yourself seriously


Date written and posted: 06/27/2018

Written by Charles Messina
Categories: humor,

The Tse Fly's Last Voyage

My...
Oh, my 
Said the cat... 
To the tse Fly 
Why did you land on the lash of my eye 

I shouted out "SHOO" tse fly...said the cat 
It was, just that 
Where you sat 
!!SPLAT!! OH... 
My

Written by Marty Owens
Categories: food, funny

Body Enhancements

Body Enhancements

Great

Big

Fat

Juicy Donuts

Rolling one by one to my plate!

Written by Linda Alice Fowler
Categories: evil, for teens, fun, halloween, holiday, humorous, magic,

Halloween Party

She peers through the window and views with awe as the evil mage casts spell after spell. His dark powers cruelly destroy the children’s plans for Halloween party fun. She decides to confer with the local dragon who can notably dispel spells. The dragon breaks the mage’s evil spells and kids celebrate Halloween party fun.

Written by Brian Strand
Categories: funny, on writing and words,

Inspiration

Short
poem
on my heart
so lightly trips
riming riche every verse from my lips.

Written by Edward Ibeh
Categories: autumn, humor, imagery, metaphor, seasons,

Fall Noon Ablaze

whoa!
fire, fire
everywhere!
a bright fall noon
blanketed by a vast sea of red leaves
worker parts "Red Sea" with rake? who is that?
sure ain't Moses!
look, he's got...
helpers,
too.


Double Tetractys 8 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Eve Roper
Photo chosen: 4
Date written: 08/23/2021

Written by Farihaa Farihaa
Categories: 10th grade, analogy, cheer up, christmas, humor, humorous,

HUMOUR

HUMOUR   


ONE
MORE
LET YOU SEE
THE MAGIC OF
HUMOUR AND ITS ABILITY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH IN SADNESS