Humorous and funny Tetractys poems and/or funny poems about Tetractys. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Tetractys funny poems!
Written by
Shani Fassbender
Categories:
funny
Dust
Dust
airborne
can settle
everywhere
It lands on tables and under your bed
It also clings to your computer screen
on clothes it goes
and of course
up your
nose
Pets
people
in your food
not in the mood
In the air, everywhere, I don’t care
You can have it mop, cloth, feather duster
I don’t want it
here or there
not one
bit
So
go clean
all over
dust if you must
Scratch me a note of “clean me” on my shelf
If I dust today it will just come back
everywhere
it settles
in my
home
Written by
Rebecca Larkin
Categories:
friendship, funny, happiness, uplifting, boy,
The Flower Boy
He
Stands there
As flowers
Are placed in his
Ginger hair, the yellow and purple, blend
He smiles and poses for the camera
Glad to become
The ginger
Flower
Boy
Written by
Tom Cunningham
Categories:
humor,
Mechanic Needed
Hey !
I want
To borrow
Your motor bike
I'll let you have all the bits back later.
Written 22nd September 2019
Picture number 4.
For make it five poetry contest
Sponsored by Joseph May.
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
The Smile For Rick Parise
The
Smile has
Two meanings,
One, contentment
Or a facial strain of... constipation
**Michael J. Falotico contest**
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
funny, on writing and words,
Blinking-Eye Cupid
I
would like
to stay here
and comment more,
but that blinking-eye Cupid drives me nuts!
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny,
Mischief Maker
An example of Double Tetractys
Bored
nip out
and visit
the Library
carrying a rabbit and ask the staff
where the reverse
spell casting
books are
kept
08/03/15
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
animal, anxiety, humorous,
She's Late, She's Late For a Very Important Date
Drat! My yoga teacher is late again
I can’t hold on
much longer...
please send
help!
Image 3 chosen
Make It Five Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
Checked with how many syllables
9/21/19
Written by
Constance La France
Categories:
funny,
Hey, Bandit
Hey
Bandit !
Why are you
sitting like that ?
It is very undignified you know !
Oh, you ate a whole pepperoni sub !
Was it by chance
over there
Bandit
cat ?
You
bad cat!
See that was
for my supper !
Would you like if I ate your food ? . . . OH YUCK !!!
____________________
October 21, 2017
Poetry/Tetractys/Hey, Bandit
Copyright Protected, ID 17-9514-24-0
All Rights Reserved
Written for the contest, Picture Prompt Contest:
Write Me Something Funny
sponsor, Julie Leigh Rodeheaver
First Place
Written by
Hilo Poet
Categories:
allegory, animal, humor, imagery,
Oh Snap
Bushed
scrambles
straddles the
belled flower strands
for a treacherous hold camera pose
2019 September 21
#3
howmanysyllables
1,2,3,4,10
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
animals, funny, life, pets
My Pet Goes (Tetractys)
Out,
She goes,
On a leash,
She walks with me,
Her poop drops out, around every tree.
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny, loveme,
So That She Gets More Angry
Her
red face
firing eyes
losing temper
make me smile so that she gets more
angry.
Whenever she gives me a sudden kiss,
talks lovingly....
something wrong
I just
frown.
© kash poet(19th July 2011)
============================
Placement:None ;(July 2011)
By:Kashinath karmakar
Contest:Smiles and Frowns
Sponsor:Michael J .Falotico
Written by
Hilo Poet
Categories:
fear, funny, humorous, life, meaningful,
Chances Are
Fear
being
the closes
maximizes
being the slowest runner of the two.
2019 September 21
#4
howmanysyllables
1,2,3,4,10
Written by
Edward Ibeh
Categories:
humor, life, self, wisdom,
A Sense of Humor
Be
Able
To laugh at
Absurdities
Of life. Never take yourself seriously
Date written and posted: 06/27/2018
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
humor,
The Tse Fly's Last Voyage
My...
Oh, my
Said the cat...
To the tse Fly
Why did you land on the lash of my eye
I shouted out "SHOO" tse fly...said the cat
It was, just that
Where you sat
!!SPLAT!! OH...
My
Written by
Marty Owens
Categories:
food, funny
Body Enhancements
Body Enhancements
Great
Big
Fat
Juicy Donuts
Rolling one by one to my plate!
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
evil, for teens, fun, halloween, holiday, humorous, magic,
Halloween Party
She
peers through
the window
and views with awe
as the evil mage casts spell after spell.
His dark powers cruelly destroy the
children’s plans for
Halloween
party
fun.
She decides to confer with the local
dragon who can
notably
dispel
spells.
The
dragon
breaks the mage’s
evil spells and
kids celebrate Halloween party fun.
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny, on writing and words,
Inspiration
Short
poem
on my heart
so lightly trips
riming riche every verse from my lips.
Written by
Edward Ibeh
Categories:
autumn, humor, imagery, metaphor, seasons,
Fall Noon Ablaze
whoa!
fire, fire
everywhere!
a bright fall noon
blanketed by a vast sea of red leaves
worker parts "Red Sea" with rake? who is that?
sure ain't Moses!
look, he's got...
helpers,
too.
Double Tetractys 8 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Eve Roper
Photo chosen: 4
Date written: 08/23/2021
Written by
Farihaa Farihaa
Categories:
10th grade, analogy, cheer up, christmas, humor, humorous,
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HUMOUR
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LET YOU SEE
THE MAGIC OF
HUMOUR AND ITS ABILITY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH IN SADNESS