Humorous and funny Thank You poems and/or funny poems about Thank You. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Thank You funny poems!
Written by
Sean Kelly
Categories:
funny, seasons, thank you, christmas, christmas,
A Limerick Christmas Three (3) .
Mrs. Santa on last Christmas Eve
Was so naughty , at trying to deceive.
Not the slightest bit coy
When she met her toy~boy....
Now , believe what YOU want to believe .
Rudolf the randy raindeer
Took his lady friend out for a beer.
Then he took off his clothes.
Showed~off his red nose..
Saying.. who the hell said, I was *****...
What's the worst place at Christmas to be ?
Perhaps a turkey~dish laced with gravy....
It's more painful and airy
To be some poor fairy
With your +++ on the top of the tree .
A COOL YULE , TO ALL YOU GOOD SOUPERS.....
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, thank you,
Flood Warning
There may be a flood in the Isle of Man
From the bladder of poetry Jan
There is no denying
Inco pads I’ll be buying
I’ll judge the contest as fast as I can
27th April 2015
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
dedication, friendship, funny, thank you,
Carolyn
Carolyn Devonshire
Sunny day golden locks
Friends till the end or in hock
Cheery jewels and holly socks
Entertain us with your verse
Until they take us away in a hearse
Poetess the mostest and a lovely hostess
Holiday with a snowflake princess
Thank you for my lovely cheering wishes
Surprised me into a better day!!
Written by
Tammy Reams
Categories:
age, body, humorous, image,
Thank You Einstein
A wrinkle upon my face
make up I apply with haste
A board in place of my bra
forget going to the spa
dry frizzy hair what a waste.
Einstein Quote: "I never think of the future.
It comes soon enough."
5th Place T Reams
Contest sponsored by: Thomas Martin 'Humorous Poetry'
4/19/2015
Written by
John Trusty
Categories:
funny, thank you, education,
Clerihew
Edmund Clerihew Bentley,
practiced his craft so intently.
This clever creation still echoes in halls,
outlasting his pricey education at St. Paul’s.
When I read the WIKI'd the 411 on Bentley, I as enthralled. His "HEW" on Sir James Dewar is a classic.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
blue, crazy, fun, humor, rude, thank you
What Fascinates Me
Please say thank you~don't be rude
Ever sit and watch people feud
Over the hills and valleys to
People say crazy things that make me come unglued
Laughing until I am blue
Even some I think belong in the zoo
Date Written: 5/18/2022
~Note~ Acrostic Rhyme
Written by
Lacy Wallace
Categories:
appreciation, friendship, funny, inspiration, teacher, thank you
Thank You From Lacy
A little thanks from me to you,
For all you've done and all you do.
Work life would've been much more dire,
If you weren't always there to inspire.
Thank you for forever letting me moan,
Advice on hand and an ear on loan.
Cracking jokes and making me laugh,
So much better than the rest of the staff.
It's really been a continuous pleasure,
They don't deserve you, you absolute treasure!
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
education, funny, people, philosophy, satire, thank you
The Standard of the High Life
The lifestyle I have I would keep
My expenses however are steep
So me you will serve
You're the help I deserve
Without any tip cause I'm cheap
Written by
Jill Martin
Categories:
friendship, funny, happiness, love, thank you, uplifting
Lifesaver ~ Pack of 10, Different Colors!
Silly smiles drawn
in the sand
finger. prints.
from sea to sun
goofy friend
turns my frown
upside down
a ... dancing ...
clown
Can you say Shakespeare?
~
Daffy me
Written by
Jeanine Dejesus
Categories:
funny, seasons, thank you, uplifting, visionary,
Hot Cocoa
The wind chills the earth
and i am chilled to the bone
in the winter sun
Written by
Cindy Fairey
Categories:
devotion, funny, happiness, husband, love, thank you
A Basket Full of Love
A Basket Full Of Love
Love him
when breakfast
aromas
wake you
and the coffee
he's holding
as you rise
shapes a smile
on your rested face
Cherish
when
you feel
the need
for a day off
from the chores
that
the love
he holds for you
gets
it done
with no objection
Admire him
as the
attraction
he has
stays
when you look
your worst
and that
monthly curse
makes you scream
and cry at him
Affection
for his
embracing hugs
Appreciation of the
strong respect
as he
guards
his precious one
Each
new day
greeted together
take
a second
and
let him
idolize you
as you
worship him
Written by
Scarlett Crittenden
Categories:
funny, life, thank you,
Blame It On the Alcohol
4 Dimensional girl
In a 3 dimensional world
I always feel out of sync
So I drink
Funny how wine
Makes me feel fine
Being in this world but not of it
Written by
Michael Santner
Categories:
funny, on work and working, people, thank you, poets,
Mail Server Down?
There once was a place called Poetrysoup
Where poets from across the world could post
But contacting them with comments and such
Proved to be impossible for there was no host.
Poetrysoup and Support do not exist
As my email was bounced up to thrice
So since you read each poets work
I submit this to inform and also to be nice.
Written by
Beata Agustin
Categories:
character, faith, humor, meaningful, spiritual, thank you
Victorious Through the Saviour
We dare say that we have a victorious Saviour
Who enables functionality in our behaviour…
Let each one be a triumphant prayer warrior
confessing that we are faithless,* in need of our courageous Superior!
*Matthew 17:17 Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation...
July 18, 2018
edited on July 21, 2021
Written by
Verlecia Fields
Categories:
appreciation, community, education, friend, humor, internet
Thank You For the Comment
Thank you for the comment
thanks for your interpretation
it was nice of you
to stop-on by
its been great
and if you liked it
there was no mistake
but if you didn't
Well! Just give me
your best particular opinion
I am a big girl and believe
you can't get to a higher level
without a little assimilation
and if you want me to
give you a Reply
just let me know
and I will give it
my best amateurs' try
now, you may ask why
should i have to ask
because I am a little
bit comment shy
Written by
Simon Hamill
Categories:
food, funny love, thank you, wife,
Out of the Frying Pan
I think that it's fantastic
When my wife start's to cook,
She gets out all her pots and pans
And MY brand new cookery book.
She starts to peel some potatoes
Then she gets some liquid out.
As I look on in wonder,
At what it's all about.
She then chops up the potatoes
And drops them in the pan.
I don't know what she is doing,
After all, I'm just a man.
At last she shouts it's ready,
She says she's made my tea.
She's sat there eating a takeaway,
And it's a plate of chips for me.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
environment, funny, humor, rude, thank you, urban
The Cordial Mister Dumpster
Douglas Dempster the Dumpster King
Hates to be called Doug Dumpster
But he's to blame if that's his name
Denying it is a real stumper.
Mashes the trash, burns it to ash,
Recycles all that's allowed;
A self-made man with a garbage can
That ought to make him proud.
Dougy Dumps whines and grumps
"Nobody gives me respect!
If not for me the world would be
Garbage-bedecked! Cluttered and wrecked!
Sad and neglected, infested, infected
But thanks to me it all gets collected!"
Well thank you Doug-in-a-Dumper
For keeping our alleyways bright
Put on your very best jumper
And we'll take you out tonight.
Written by
John Boak
Categories:
thank you, sweet, sweet, giggle,
Baby Louize
A touch of joy, a sparkle of gladness
A doze of love to take away sadness
A simple smile that lights up the sky
A sweet giggle to make the soul fly
Tatata is just like sweet music
Papapa brings a dash of magic
Eyes so bright that looks all knowing
Hair that’s sparse but on you is charming
Jump, jump, jump sounds so thrilling
Seeing you dance is just exhilarating
Thank you Louize for the magic that you bring
To this earth you truly are a blessing
Written by
Nancy Kaufman
Categories:
cat, humor,
Do I Need To Write a Thank You Note
Samantha my cat brought me a present.
It really wasn't all that pleasant.
She brought it into my sun room door
and left it there on the floor..
I'm finally recognizing her gifting growl.
It's much more dramatic than a mere meow..
Now I'm wondering just what to do.
Does she need a thank you note for her dead shrew?
Written by
Alex Brown
Categories:
friendship, funny, happiness, love, thank you
Nothing Will Stop Us (:
Best friends forever.
That's all I need!
F*** ecstasy and f*** weed.
I just need my friend
'til the very end.
When we're old and gray,
and it's our very last day,
I want to hold your hand,
and use my last breath to say,
"You are my
best
F***ING
friend!"
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
animals, children, funny, happiness, places, thank you
Succesive Septimal-The Circus Is Fun
Need to laugh?
Watch a clown's
face!
Elephants's
strategy...
dust!
Come out now,
slim jugglers...
fun!
Trapezes swing...
couple making
stunts!
Baby's eyes
look too scared...
lion!
Small monkeys
jump and play...
cheer!
Fast stallions
excite crowd...
glee!
All come out
to thank them...
glad!
Copyright 2009 by Andrew Crisci
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Thank You Censors
Must thank the censors here on the Soup
Been pushing the envelope lately
Writing some naughties about bums and farts
Allowing me to bend the rules slightly
Letting you know I appreciate your leniently
Like turning a blind eye so to speak
But I have an affinity for off colour stuff
Can leave me trembling and weak
Must take a break in the middle of my writing
To douse my head in cold water
Temperature can reach one hundred and twenty
That's when I'm glad for my walker
So I'm gonna try hard not to be naughty
For me that's really quite difficult
No more bad words like pee, poop and farts
In the future with you I'll consult
© Jack Ellison 2013
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
funny, on writing and words, thank you,
Just One Or Two More Tiny Tidbits of Nonsense
I used to be bisexual....but then I ran out of money and couldn't buy it anymore.
I just bought a 12 pack of cold pills- they should last forever!! I can't open the
da_m things!!
When all else fails, you're up sh_t's creek!
I "souped up" my van- I wrote poetry all over it. Caused 6 accidents in 2 days-
seems others have lost concentration trying to read them at 60MPH.
Thanx to all the soup-freaks I've come to know and love- keep up the good
work...or, if ya can aford it, hire a ghost-writer. Just make sure he's not merely
ectoplasm...
Cheers.
Written by
Frederick Smith
Categories:
funny, lost love, love, music, thank you, time
So Gorgeous
so gorgeous
so gorgeous you are
that you
beauty has filled
an enormous
open scar
so gorgeous you are
that i would leave the
corners to keep your love
so gorgeous you are
that heaven is there with you
so gorgeous you are
that if i haven't seen
you i'll be loss for ever
so gorgeous you are
that sun go down and
you keep the light shining
so gorgeous you are
i don't even wanna stop writing
Written by
Charlie Murder
Categories:
funny, teen, thank you,
Hello Not the Other One
if you decide to call your girl any word in the english language
use the best one
the b-word is the best
no wait, you get me wrong!!!!
its not what you think...
the word is beautiful