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Written by Jan Allison
Categories: appreciation, giving, humorous, poetry, thanks,

A Gift of a Lifetime - To End On Saturday March 20th 2077

I’ve received an incredible gift 
It has given my heart such a lift 
But the date that I see 
Is what now concerns me  –
It’s the date I no longer exist!!! 

Today I was gifted a 'lifetime' premium membership but it is somewhat disconcerting to see it ends on 3/20/2077. I hope TPS aren't psychic!!!!

My mother's great great aunt lived to 111 and 121 days and was in the Guinness book of records - I hope I am around a long long time to make full use of this incredible gift.


14th October 2016
Written by Jan Allison
Categories: friendship, humorous, me, poetry, thanks, tribute

The Queen of Poop On Poetry Soup

I post my poems on poetry soup
About farting and guys with brewer’s droop
I’ve been given a crown
And I won’t let Flo down  
Be assured I’ll keep on posting my poop!

Posted in conjunction with my blog about my amazing gifts from F J Thomas

25th January 2017
Written by Kevin Dale
Categories: humorous,

Thanks Postie

You bring the mail unfailingly
In sun and wind and rain
With cheery smile and bright “Hello"
And "Turned out nice again"

May I suggest a strategy
To brighten all our lives
Bring a million pounds from Ernie
Instead of twenty-fives!!
Written by CayCay Jennings
Categories: appreciation, career, celebrity, humor, memory, thanks

Carol

Comedian Carol Burnett
had a variety show I'll never forget.
She gave us much laughter and cheer,
sometimes just by pulling her ear.






... CayCay
March 28, 2019
Written by Marycile Beer
Categories: friendship, funny, imagination,

Thanks Katherine Stella

Katherine Stella likes to play
And gives GODS HEAVENLY ANGEL
CHOCOLATE COVERED KISSES each day.

Off she goes to CRIPPLE CREEK to ESCAPE
And enjoy some COUNTRY BLISS
While she tries to get over THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING
She served a TATER TOT HOT DISH
Over by THAT OLD WOODEN FENCE

The FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND
Were MY LITTLE GUMMY BEAR
With BOMBS BURSTING IN THE AIR

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE
I tagged Lynn Marie
Late last night WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING

Thanks Katherine Stella
Now I can say
Lynn Marie you've been tagged today.


Thanks Katherine for the loan of your poem titles.
Written by Robert Candler
Categories: angst, beauty, crazy, dream, humor, nonsense

Thanks, Judy

Bluebirds can't fly over the rainbow,
And I'll tell you something more;
The only avian species that can
Is the Andean Condor.

A chased rainbow is never caught.
Somehow, a rainbow's never "here".
The closer you get to the pot o'gold,
The rainbow moves or even disappears.

If I could fly over the rainbow,
My heart would sing;
But I can't fly over the rainbow,
'Cause I've got no damn wings.

Yes, we're all seeking rainbows.
In that, there's nothing wrong;
But every day I can say, 
"I'm glad Judy Garland sang the song."
Written by Elizabeth Smith
Categories: eulogy, food, hilarious, people, thanks,

No Thanks

NO THANKS

I had a short life but didn't think my fate
Would be ending up on a Thanksgiving  plate 

But I won't be giving thanks on this day for I'm not able 
It's  because I'm laid out on a Thanksgiving table 

I'm not stupid as people have said
I had small pleasures like a scratch on my head
Though I never thought I'd end up dead  

With my insides greatly over-filled
I've been dressed even though I've been killed
Written by Lycia Harding
Categories: dedication, friendship, fun, humor, silly, thanks

Lm's Empirical Plan - Tribute Limerick

A poetical, Lyrical Man
planned to, by some empirical plan,

make the Lucky Lim List
LyLy caused to exist

like Kim Nunez, 'Dre Dietrich and Jan



************************
This limerick was written 
for my Soup buddy Lyric Man. 
Thank you for your agreeable 
comments and consistent support.
You are appreciated! xoxo
Written by Diane Pennestri
Categories: death, funny, memory, simile, thanks, tribute

A Hope Memory Tribute Bob Hope

In our lives you were forever,
to make us cry, no never.
So many things that you did,
you made us all feel like a kid.
Every word you ever spoke,
somehow turned into a joke.
A special gift you had somehow,
I guess God must need it now.
He sent you to Angels above,
remember it's you we'll always love.
If it was loose, you would  tighten the rope,
after all you were Bob Hope.
We're all so grateful for all you gave,
the crazy ways you would behave.
So may I say from many,
   "Thanks for the Memory!"
Written by Carolyn Devonshire
Categories: funny, thank youbirthday, birthday,

Thanks, Billythekidster!

* Got the funniest singing early birthday card from BILLYtheKidster today and want 
to express my appreciation!

Yes, it's true that my hair is turning gray

Do I look in the mirror? No, turn away

The candles on my cake will be ablaze

As my memories just seem to turn to haze

But I'll take the birthday greeting as you intend

'Cause it's great to have such a thoughtful, witty friend!

Your birthday card just left me roarin'

And my spirits now are soarin'

As my bones creak to the melody of age
Written by Simon Hamill
Categories: fun, funny, golf, humorous, relationship, thanks

Miss You Wife

I've just found the love of my life,
I'm taking up golf
And getting rid of the wife.
My troubles have just started
I don't know what to do,
I can't work the dishwasher,
Or the microwave too.
I've got piles of dirty washing
All over the place,
My kitchen and bathroom
Are a total disgrace.
But I look on the bright side,
(I say this with a frown)
My house might be in a mess,
But my handicap is coming down.


22/may/2021
Written by Sharon Smith
Categories: funny, life, work, me, me,

Thanks Banks

Thanks Banks,
For being there,
When I’ve got an hour to spare,
To stay on hold without a care,
Thanks Banks!

Thanks Banks,
I’d like to know,
Why you’d let my new card go,
To a place I moved from years ago,
Thanks Banks!

Thanks Banks,
You cut me off,
Your service skills just make me scoff,
Forgive me if my cap won’t doff,
Thanks Banks!
Written by Karen Croft
Categories: funny,

Giving Thanks

to all the young men who stare me down-
i give you my thanks
your curvey smiles as i walk by-
i give you my thanks
i'm losing weight and loving it-
i give myself a pat on the back and say thanks!
Written by Edward Ibeh
Categories: appreciation, humor, thanks, tribute,

Vijay Pandit, Zindabad

~ like bird poop, drops unexpectedly on my poem page with kind words ~




Tease A Friend Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Bobby May
Date written: 01/09/2021

Note:"Zindabad" is a Urdu word meaning "Long Live", right Vijay?:-) I hope so, lol.
Written by James Horn
Categories: humorous,

Evan a Rookie Thanks Him

E  Even
A  A
R  Republican
T  Thanks
H  Him

Forgot what you call it.

Jim Horn
Written by George Aul
Categories: humor,

Thanks, No Dinner For Me

While sitting on my porch with a cool drink,
my feet are propped up with some time to think,
so while my brain is turning
my stomach starts a'churning...
neighbor's lust is heard at their kitchen sink!
Written by Theresa Carr
Categories: appreciation, boyfriend, humor, life, thanks,

If

If I had a flat chest I'd buy some fake boobs,
If I had a pale face,  I'd put on some rouge.
If my hair was limp and flat, I'd get a perm or buy a hat.
If my clothes were all wrinkled, ragged and tore,
I'd start a new fad or buy me some moe.
If I need to be pretty, and that I do,
I'd find me a man who cares like you.
You dress me so beautiful, and help me look great ,
And what thanks do I give, except being late?
Written by Andrew Fairchild
Categories: humorous, hurt, military, pain, thanks, war

Wounded

I am bleeding less, now that my index finger's in the wound, sir!

1/27/2019

(fiction!)
Written by Terry Flood
Categories: angst, anxiety, humor, thank you, thanks,

Yours Thankfully - For Thankful Contest

Yours Thankfully

I rushed, I rushed, to catch my bus
Ignored the building urge in me
And tried to fight the urgency
Could not give in... but now I must

I pledge no more complacency
Whilst praying for that open door
Cross legged, it seemed a mile or more
So, thank you for the vacancy

Oh Lord, I sit so gratefully
I’d feared humiliation
From this my mocking nation
For I did not get here gracefully


26 November 2018 - for Thankful Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
Written by Edward Ibeh
Categories: holiday, humor, thanks, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,

On Thanksgiving Day

Praises to God on
Fourth Thursday in November;
Grateful and thankful.
Family quality time
Gluttony is a sin? Huh?
Please, save me a turkey leg!


A Thanksgiving Tanka Poetry Contest
Sponsored by L MILTON HANKINS
Date written: 10/24/2021
Written by Whit Deschner
Categories: fun, humor,

Thanks a Lot

THANKS A LOT

It wasn’t the wife’s fault
She got rendered into salt
Yet what the Bible won’t tell us
Is why Lot gets so jealous

Witnessed a nearby cow 
“That’s really some know how
The apex of all tricks
Turning humans to salt licks”
Written by Chris Bowen
Categories: funny,

Thanks

i would just like to say thank you to poetrysoup for allowing me to write poems 
here.ive been able to complete my first book today and am sending it in,with a 
poem mentioning poetrysoup and other internet poetry sites,so,look for it.its 
called,poetry lines and is written under my pin name,to-wit,so,please look for it 
whne it comes out,ill let you know,thanks again.
Written by Parth Zadey
Categories: fate, humor, irony,

Greatness? No, Thanks

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em."
— Twelfth Night, Act II, Scene V

Some are born to crowns and gold,
With power strong and wealth untold.
Some will climb, with sweat and pain,
To carve their names and stake their claim.

And then there’s me—a simple bloke,
Who’d rather nap than wear a cloak.
Greatness came, it knocked, it screamed,
I locked the door—it must have dreamed.

For who would trade a peaceful life,
For throne-room squabbles, royal strife?
Give me books, a pint, some cheese—
Let others rule, I’ll take my ease.

So take your greatness, shove it far,
I’d rather be right where I are.
Written by James Foulk
Categories: funny,

Thanks Rain

Thanks rain
it was so
         nice for
you to pay us
a visit after
snow had stayed
so long, but
enough is enough,
my poor dogs
want to go
       for
a walk now.
Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: endurance, humor, husband, love, relationship, thanks

'I Am Thankful For'

    Thanks go first and last to my wife
       My best friend, companion
          the love of my life

    She sticks with me through thick and thin
       Which boggles my mind
          reflecting on the jams we’ve been in

    She tells me her darkest secrets, no matter how awful
       I, in turn, return the favor ~
          We've been through a 'jawful'




     ~ Entry in 'I Am Thankful For' contest ~
                Sponsor: Tania Kitchen
               Date: November 30, 2024