Humorous and funny Thunder poems and/or funny poems about Thunder. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Thunder funny poems!
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
humorous,
How Wounded Thunder Earned His Name
You stand on "Wounded Thunder's” hallowed ground.
He boomed such boastful tales that fearless chief!
There was no brave as clever to be found
until he met the source of all his grief.
There came a one who all his tricks would tell,
and this is where he made his greatest blunder.
The minx so bold who knew him all too well
he married, . . . . and her name was "Stealing Thunder."
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, mythology,
Reason For Thor's Thunder
Being a norse god with a hugh appetite,
Thor devoured golden apples with delight,
gained too many pounds,
friction causing sound,
thunder erupting from his massive thighs.
11-3-16
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
funny love,
Puck Stole My Thunder
Puck stole my thunder
he kissed my wife Anabel
ere I killed a cat
Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
games, humor,
Hate Thunder
Oh My,
Rain, lightning and thunder
It just made me wonder
Whose winning the game that thunders
I hide in my room in blunder because of the thunder
Wondering when it’s going to stop thundering
I am a coward of the thunder
So I hunger for the thunder to slumber
I do so hate thunder
By: Eve Roper
9-23-2014
Written by
Harold Hunt Sr
Categories:
funny, storm,
Thunder and Lighting
The thunder and lighting.
When I was little I hear a boom and the lights went out.
As we was in the dark my parents sat us about.
We ask what that noise was and why did the lights go out.
My mom, said that was thunder and lighting.
We wondered what caused it.
She said with a smile.
Those are little men in the sky and they are bowling.
That is the thunder you hear.
The lighting comes from the men getting a strike.
Which causes the sky to light up.
I looked at my mom and said with a smile
I want them on my bowling team.
Written by
Edward Ibeh
Categories:
fun, humor, weather, word play,
A Day of Thunder
sunray
no way
please pray
bad day
oh, dear
why fear?
dark clouds
enshroud
under
thunder
bull's-eye
bye-bye
Date written: 01/13/2022
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
conflict, feelings, for him, funny love,
Came the Thunder
As her sweet face came into view
Though not sweet as it used to be
Underneath a deep furrowed frown
Lightning flashed from her eyes at me!
I backed up against a table
Things fell down loud, all a clatter
After lightning came the thunder
She was mad, but what's the matter?
What she didn't say wasn't much
Expletives deleted (Be glad!)
My end of the deal came up short
It's easy to see she was mad
It was a misunderstanding
But there's no mistaking the sign
A reminder of what would be
If per chance I fell out of line!
Written by
Mohamed Omar
Categories:
funny,
Thunder Thighs
A girl with a full figure.
Hated to be bigger .
Stopped sweets and pies .
Hoping to lose layers of booty and thunder thighs.
Unfortunately, she was enlarged by a picker .