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My Pet Tiger
I took my pet tiger to my doctor
Because it had a very bad day.
Now, my tiger’s depression is still there,
But my doctor has gone away.
For 'Animal Nonsense' Contest
by Kevin Shaw
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Red dress and black bra
Two big Macs
One Pepsi to go
On the road we kiss
At the rest stop comes the bliss
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I have a pet tiger
Do you wanna see,
Hes here in my pocket
I take him everywhere with me.
Hes soft and cuddly
With stripes of black,
I got him from a friend
But, i wont give him back.
I tell him everything
Hes a good friend,
We play all the time
From beginning to end.
Some say im so silly
Hes just a stuffed toy,
But they dont know
How he brings me such joy.
He never acts up
Buckles up when we ride,
He loves to swing
But his favorite is the slide.
After a long day of playing
The sky turns to night,
I go to bed real early
My tiger never outta sight.
As we snuggle together
I fall fast asleep,
By my side forever
My tiger ill always keep
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
Kim shared a room with a tiger
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
24th December, 2014
Kim shared a room with a tiger
He was from Niamey of Niger
They sang La Nigérienne
In this hotel Vientiane
And they dreamt the dream of Eiger
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I'm playing with golf ace Tiger Woods
It’s raining, so we pull up our hoods
Tiger misses the green -
Then shouts words so obscene
He just cannot deliver the goods!
N/A in Name Dropper Contest Judged 13/10/17
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw
Submitted to Another 2017 Stunner
Sponsored by Line Gauthier
Checked with Rhymezone and how many syllables 9,9,6,6,9
DISTANT WOODS Tiger Woods Saga Cont
Tiger ‘s rated number two--the sports world boldly told
McIllroy is Rory ing through the distant Woods turned old.
Sarah started walking my tiger home
after I drank a few and went to roam,
and while she was fuming mad
she called me a jacka** cad...
Damn! She's wrapped my tiger in Styrofoam!!
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The other fantastic day,
I met my dear lovely friend,
A King of the Jungle
We hugged each other
Jasmine, the poet of crows was bushing
Her long black nib to write a honk style poem
Gag Gag Harsh Hug
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Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
Don't say these words on a safari
Lions will eat you
A tiger will too
Real soon you'll look like calamari
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…is a cat not the totem of love
your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release
the feeling for good vibes
by stroking soft gentle fur
strong n deep is the purr
serenity brings your heart
cools your feelings
you love your cat
the best as you can
but like beautiful rose thorns
can cut like razors
so can the claws of a cat...
love can turn, hurt, bite, flee...
And just like that your cat is gone
to someone else…
And only the echoes of little pads are left!
Rainbow faerie brought her guardian to the picnic.
Everyone had been eager to speak with her.
Her guardian was a large tiger.
She was eager to show him off.
He was a beauty, and so tender-hearted and good!
Most elves, brownies and faeries kept their distance.
She complained to her mother about the lack of companionship.
Did you take your tiger with you? Her mother asked.
Oh, no. Do you think that was it?
Her mother said to her father “you are right. Pretty, but….”
he chased down his meal and let it go
it looked too rough, it looked too tough
we don’t do things this way, he was told by so-and-so
he did not care, he had had enough
you don’t own me, he told his bossy gal
I think I shall escape. I shall. I shall.
She laughed at his ways, his smile, his wit.
If I left you, you would have a fit.
Why don’t you try it? Confident tiger said.
She ran away, and there was no dread
In a few minutes he let another meal go.
And he never again listened to so-and-so.