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Poem Details | by Barry Stebbings |
Categories: humor, pets, tiger,

My Pet Tiger

              My Pet Tiger

      I took my pet tiger to my doctor
      Because it had a very bad day.
      Now, my tiger’s depression is still there,
      But my doctor has gone away.

       Barry Stebbings

       For 'Animal Nonsense' Contest
        by Kevin Shaw

Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: body, candy, car, humorous, tiger,

Sophistication 2

Red dress and black bra
Two big Macs
One Pepsi to go
On the road we kiss
At the rest stop comes the bliss

Categories: funny,

Kim shared a room with a tiger

 Kim shared a room with a tiger
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
24th December, 2014

                                        Kim shared a room with a tiger
                                         He was from Niamey of Niger
                                           They sang La Nigérienne
                                             In this hotel Vientiane
                                    And they dreamt the dream of Eiger

Poem Details | by Jodie Steward |
Categories: animals, children, funny, tiger,

My Pet

I have a pet tiger
Do you wanna see,
Hes here in my pocket
I take him everywhere with me.

Hes soft and cuddly
With stripes of black,
I got him from a friend
But, i wont give him back.

I tell him everything
Hes a good friend,
We play all the time
From beginning to end.

Some say im so silly
Hes just a stuffed toy,
But they dont know
How he brings me such joy.

He never acts up
Buckles up when we ride,
He loves to swing
But his favorite is the slide.

After a long day of playing
The sky turns to night,
I go to bed real early
My tiger never outta sight.

As we snuggle together
I fall fast asleep,
By my side forever
My tiger ill always keep

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: giggle, golf, humorous,


I'm playing with golf ace Tiger Woods It’s raining, so we pull up our hoods Tiger misses the green - Then shouts words so obscene He just cannot deliver the goods! N/A in Name Dropper Contest Judged 13/10/17 Sponsored by Kevin Shaw Submitted to Another 2017 Stunner Sponsored by Line Gauthier Checked with Rhymezone and how many syllables 9,9,6,6,9 09-15-17

Poem Details | by Victoria Anderson-Throop |
Categories: funny, sports,

DISTANT WOODS Tiger Woods clerihew

DISTANT WOODS  Tiger Woods Saga Cont

Tiger ‘s rated number two--the sports world boldly told
McIllroy is Rory ing through the distant Woods turned old.

Poem Details | by Abdullah Alhemaidy |
Categories: adventure, humor, tiger,

Heavy Hombre-Cats Lifelike Harsh Hug

The other fantastic day,
I met my dear lovely friend,
A King of the Jungle
We hugged each other
Jasmine, the poet of crows was bushing
Her long black nib to write a honk style poem
Gag Gag Harsh Hug

Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: humor,

Tiger By The Tail

Sarah started walking my tiger home
after I drank a few and went to roam,
and while she was fuming mad
she called me a jacka** cad...
Damn! She's wrapped my tiger in Styrofoam!!