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Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: funny,

One Teeny Tiny Problem

Dutch cruller, rich and sweet,
Belgium chocolates, nothing like them.
Scottish kale, made into tasty broth.
New England crab, pride of the Atlantic,
Cuba’s sweet and sour daiquiri.
America’s tastiest eggnog, made instantly sour by the sight of one small dead titter mouse.
One teeny tiny mistake, but I may never drink eggnog again.

Written by Paula Swanson
Categories: funny, nature

Little Tiny Jellyfish

Little tiny Jellyfish,
you look like gobs of snot.
Then I went and stepped on you
and found out your not.

Little tiny Jellyfish,
your kiss really hurts a lot.
Next time that I walk the beach,
on snot I will step not.




Nothing else I tried worked except for something silly.
For "Jellyfish at the Beach" contest
Hosted by Susan Mills
Placement: 7th place

For the contest: Any Funny Poem
Placement: 12th

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: animal, anxiety, dance, dog, funny, giggle, green,

tiny dancer

i once saw a dog chasing ants

but only when they wore green pants

this dog felt antsy

around pants fancy

and so they'd break into a dance.

Written by John Fenn
Categories: animals, childhood, children, funny

Tiny Ted

I’ve got a tiny teddy bear 
Basil is his name
He’s isn’t very famous, 
He’s got no claim to fame
He hasn’t been around the world
Nor climbed the highest peak
He hasn’t got a proper voice
So he can never speak
But late at night when we’re in bed
He cuddles up real tight
And gives his beary growl, to say
That everything’s alright

Written by Danielle White
Categories: funny

He's Really Just a Tiny Chap

He's really just a tiny chap,
no bigger than a speck, 
but when he sits upon your lap
it's hard Toulouse Lautrec.

Written by Bill Lindsay
Categories: funny, insect,

Tiny Observation

I
love
how flies
rub their hands
together like excited
children with party food

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous,

My Tiny Wee Brain

In spite of my tiny wee brain
I can still rhyme a simple refrain
Here's what I “mean”
The sky is “green”
WOW! That was quite a brain strain


© Jack Ellison 2015

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: animal, humorous,

I Want To Stroke a Tiny Dik Dik

I admit I want to stroke a tiny dik dik
Yesterday I saw one at our wildlife Park
The little male has two devil like horns
I wonder if Noah took dik diks on his ark!

5/16/18

Written by Tom Bell
Categories: funny, life, people,

Turkey Tom's Tiny Tidbits, For Carol

"Anything i can do, you could do better!" 
I'm different.  I like my sushi well done.
"Sure you're right!...Who cares?"
I'm as wise as a potato chip.
Is it illegal to leave a night-light on in the day?
"If music be the food of love...I'm tone deaf."
So what? I guess my self-confidence made me inferior.
I hired an interior decorator for my refrigerator.
I spend my time figuring out how to spend my time!!

good day , Carol....

Written by Randy Johnson
Categories: funny, husband, wife, cousin,

George Bush Has a Tiny Wiener

(This is a fictional poem)

My cousin discovered something embarrassing about George Bush when they 
were in the men's room together.
He lied when he told Bush that he'd keep it a secret forever.
The President has a wiener that is incredibly small.
He has to use a magnifying glass when he urinates because he can't see it at all.
His wiener is so small that it makes a tootsie roll look like a broomstick.
Bush is upset because all of America knows about his tiny ####.
Now that his secret is out, his wife is getting a divorce.
My two inch wiener used to embarrass me but compared to Bush, I'm hung like a 
horse.

Written by Tom Bell
Categories: funny, on writing and words, thank you,

Just One Or Two More Tiny Tidbits of Nonsense

I used to be bisexual....but then I ran out of money and couldn't buy it anymore.
I just bought a 12 pack of cold pills- they should last forever!!  I can't open the 
da_m things!!
When all else fails, you're up sh_t's creek!
I "souped up" my van-  I wrote poetry all over it.  Caused 6 accidents in 2 days- 
seems others have lost concentration trying to read them at 60MPH.
Thanx to all the soup-freaks I've come to know and love-  keep up the good 
work...or, if ya can aford it, hire a ghost-writer.  Just make sure he's not merely 
ectoplasm...
Cheers.

Written by Margeret Bailey
Categories: funny, inspirational, philosophy,

Tiny Adventures

Tiny adventures renew the spirit and the mind,
curing us from a world that has been abrasive and
unkind, in the throes of the hustle and bustle no
one sees our pains, so we have to take care of 
ourselves, the best way we know how.........
Refreshing our innocent souls that lay
bruised and tired from being under attack,
Tiny adventures allow us to get our groove
back.

Written by Tom Bell
Categories: funny, imagination, parody, universe,

A Tiny Taste of Tom's Tid-Bits...

Are We Alone In The UNiverse??
I don't know about you,
but I am...

My Beautiful Buffet..
incredible choice
of lousy foods...

Is Santa Claus Real?
of course, but the reindeer
are not

look for more soon.....tom

Written by Pat Adams
Categories: childhood, funny, nostalgia,

The Tiny Tyke

It's not easy for a tiny tike
I know, because I was once that
A full disclosure, that I made up
Follows about the tiny tyke Pat

I asked, "Where in the world is that?"
When told I had a tooth in decay!
When I put my shoes on the wrong feet
The kid I put them on, ran away!

Being a Tiny Tyke was so hard
My parents were always talking
Of how I took my bike to bed
Concerned about my sleep walking

It seems that I'm never content
Wishing I'm not, what I've been
Still true because now, I'm wishing
To be a Tiny Tyke again!

Written by Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories: humorous,

Tiny Drones

Tiny Drones 
The sparrow that sits in the window sill 
looking in, moves a bit clumsily it is not
like a real bird, must be a drone spying
on me. Drones, like guns, can easily been 
obtained in shops now, cool as buying
a small computer. They are called EOK- 
extension of knowledge- and if armed
with small rockets are ideal for hunting
and for snooping on your neighbours.
I hit the sparrow- drone with a hammer, 
splashes of blood on the window pane. 
 So I was wrong, but could have been 
right and risked being sued for destroying 
another person´s property.

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: humorous,

The Czar With Tiny Sour Grapes

Once upon a shining star 
There came a man who would be czar
Never been to the laundromat,
He always was an autocrat.

Born to wealth with silver forks and spoons,
Commoners he felt were big buffoons.
Married some, others merely subpoenaed
Finally he wed a gorgeous sweet czarina

He bought her houses, towers good and gold.
She was beautiful, young as he was old.
He wanted to keep her under absolute rule.
But he also wore diapers and did a little drool.

She ran off in the middle of the night with her son so fine.
The czar was quite angry and yelled, “Prove he was mine!”

Written by Nick Trim
Categories: hilarious, men, truth,

Angry Individuals Have Tiny

When a man's always angry and always enraged 
blaming complaining and slightly deranged 
quickly offended and often acts crazed
never changing and always the same 
it's not that he's mad or that he's insane 
I'll tell you exactly what makes him this way, 
the answer's straightforward so don't complicate, 
his genitals are tiny, it makes him irate! 

*it's sooo true, it's sooo funny

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous,

My Tiny Heater

Usually have to catch my breath
When admiring a gorgeous young creature
Basically start panting
Love songs I'm chanting
 Except for too much heat from my tiny heater

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: hilarious,

A Tiny Heinie


There once was a lass from Miami
Poor girl, she had breasts that were tiny
Quite squeezable though
And wouldn't you know 
She also possessed a wee heinie