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allegory, animal, bible, deep, humorous, parody, smile,
On a road
The ford squished the toad
Gods wheels made the devil implode
Dreams seeping into the sun
No idea the death they created
Now was rotting on the road
Death saved humanity
The toad was a loathsome load
Of vile spittle
Of spiteful dribble
Tribble and vitriol
The toad was a seeker
He found his destiny
As road kill
Robert L. Hinshaw
Said his lover to the horny toad:
"Buster, you can hit the road!
A 'horny' Romeo you ain't,
And here's the basis of my complaint!
I don't know why they call you 'horny'!
'Tis a gross misnomer and is so very corny!
When it comes to romance you are dead!
You're about as sensual as a loaf of moldy bread!"
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
For those not acquainted with horny toads. They are a species that sport horns on
their heads, therefore, called horned or horny toads and are quite common here in
Colorado. I have no personal knowledge of a "horny" toad's sexual activities but
apparently the little lady toadette in this poem is upset about it!
WITH THE SUNLIGHT ON MY FACE,
WHLE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD,
AS I LOOKED DOWN I SAW HIM,
WHO WAS IT, MISTER TOAD.
HE LOOKED AT ME WITH SOULFUL EYES,
AND ASKED IF I WOULD CATCH HIM FLIES,
SO I DID BUT AS TIME WENT ON,
I LOOKED AROUND, THE FLIES WERE GONE.
HE SAID THANKS AND HOPPED AWAY,
I WILL SEEE YOU AGAIN ANOTHER DAY,
BUT THEN I HEARD AN AWFUL SPLAT,
THEN I SAW HIM OH SO FLAT.
A CAR WENT BY,
ON DOWN THE ROAD,
SO MUCH FOR MISTER TOAD.
funny love, silly,
An ode by Jove
to that old toad
who ate my fish
as I made a wish
and kissed him on the lips
to find my prince.
he had no crown
so I tossed him down
hard and angry in to the briar
at last I saw him for what he was
just a toad and a liar.
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
"The door kisses the window poor doormat cringes"
The poet stops his pen and his toad wife binges
On ants flies and ice-cream
Poet begins to dream
But on her next scheme his whole poetry hinges
My head feels like it's gonna' 'splode,
I use my poetry to unload,
I almost never write in code,
the truth, I find, a simpler mode.
The little tumor's just a node,
but, dude, I look just like a toad,
I didn't notice while it growed,
so now my world is wrought with woe'd.
(misspellings intentional, for dialect & humor)
adventure, animals, confusion, death, children, funny, lonely,
She came across a bend
On a lonely road.
She walked upon some little rocks
And found a horny toad.
She cried as her heart then broke
cause that little toad there died.
She couldn't understand,
confused she stood and sighed.
That little horny toad
never moved or moaned at all.
As she stood there and stared,
not believing in that there she saw.
She wondered why she stumbled
on that little horny toad.
Where that toad there then died,
here upon a lonely road.
adventure, fantasy, funny, imagination, kiss, love,
Forever my love will grow
As a princess I will kiss my toad
Odd it may be
With gleam my toad and me
Everlasting our love will be
As green grass under a willow tree
Happiness is a hip-hop
On a lily pad made for two
By choice I weaved this odyssey
Full of joy and merriment
Ladylove, my prince
All cloaked in emerald green
Sweet as honey from a busy bee
Enough is a kiss from that toad to me
cute love, humorous, mother daughter, valentines day,
Valentine from my Mother in 1973:
If you see a frog sittin' in a tree,
Pull his tail and think of me.
Though butt of Jest and Ridicule since days of yore reviled;
Though favored on a Frenchman's plate and victim of a child;
Though hunted by Brazilian bats, devoured in the night,
Or dried and sprinkled in the brew to conjure up a blight;
And even blamed for warts and such (although the wise know better)
when little boys decide it's fun to slip one down a sweater!
Despite all this, Poor Toady knows worst yet to come he sees...
is lovers climbing through the boughs tugging toadtails in the trees!!!
Come, said the frog to the toad,
let us hop down to the pond,
at the end of the road.
Jump on to a giant lily leaf,
and watch the fish,
as they swim underneath.
Dine on the succulent dragon flies,
see the the world,
as it drifts by.
Then at the end of the day,
we can gaze at the stars,
watch the moon,
as it passes mars.
Come said the frog to the toad.
ODE TO A TOAD
Never once; were you a looker, But; passions raised on your lips puckered
analogy, funny, humorous,
by Wayne Wysocki
There once was an arrogant frog
Who thought he was king of the bog
But he wasn't so regal
When the bark of a beagle
Scared him right off of his log.
I was walking the yellow brick road
When I stumbled upon a fat toad
With feathers for skin
He favored a hen
His face looked like a freakish ode