Humorous and funny Together poems and/or funny poems about Together. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Together funny poems!
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny
Growing Together
After six months of living with you
I found it amazing how we grew
As the passion seemed to fade
The worst signs of this charade
Were the clothes I couldn’t fit into
Lovemaking’s a form of exercise
And then when it stopped, what a surprise
I asked you if I looked fat
You said, “There’s no truth in that”
As you consumed even more French fries
But the doctor’s scale would tell no lies
Some 25 pounds my weight did rise
Still you refused to believe
Just continued to deceive
Till friends noted YOUR increasing size
By Carolyn Devonshire
For Judy’s “Short Poem Contest”
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
hate, humor, love, relationship, today, together
Today
Today,
I love you.
Today,
I hate you.
This week,
I love you,
This week,
I hate you.
Can this go on,
it has for years.
This love hate relationship,
is now over.
I am kicking you to the curb,
to the trash can you must go.
Did you figure me out,
I am your bathroom scale.
Hooray~you are gone.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
fun, giggle, love, summer, together, uplifting
In Marked Territory
The very hot summer is coming to a close,
fresh cool weather is in the air.
I love my walks on autumn days,
it puts a giddy up in my steps.
Off to the pretty park we will go,
looking for the In Marked Territory area.
The grass seems much greener,
with a very deep rich smell.
Open the gate quickly before I let loose,
a fun doggie park is the way to go.
Written by
Sidney Beck
Categories:
funny,
Shopping Together
SHOPPING TOGETHER
We went to the wood shop together
To select for the job the right timber -
Ooh, - laths, two-by-ones, maybe plywood ?
She was unmoved - finished, unfinished, one-side-good ?
Mmmm, - beech or oak or pine?
See the fine line and polished shine ?
She felt little emotion for my dowelling,
Any more than paper towelling.
She heard no timbre in struck timber,
No note she could remember :
It sent her to slumber
To encumber her mind with lumber -
It was all so much mumbo jumbo.
Standing with arms akimbo
No matter where she stood
It was just wood, wood, wood, wood.
Written by
Scott Harris
Categories:
appreciation, funny, imagery, together, uplifting,
Take Good Care of Your Egg
Aww, a blanket of men
With 18 hands
And happy feet
Around me stands
By smokey fires
Like a hippy
And keep me warm
When it gets nippy
Deep inside the penguin pile
Absorbing love, burrow and smile
18 arms and 18 legs
8 men and one happy egg :-)
Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
care, character, humor, humorous, love, together
You's and Me's
It’s not “I’ll do what I can”,
That defines for women, her man
Nor his strength
Nor hair length.
It’s the “you’s” ... not me’s” ... of his plan
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
humorous, husband, men, together, wife, woman
Communication By Touch
Communication by touch
is not for every old dutch.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
funny,
All Together
He tried for what seemed like forever
To finally get it all together.
The more he tried,
The more he cried.
Now he'll be content with never.
Limerick
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
humorous, write,
Put It All Together
Arrangements of words can exist
So limericks end with a twist
This jolt to the brain
Is the final refrain
Of a punch line not to be missed
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
dad, dog, food, fun, humor, together
Whats Cooking On the Grill
Fire up the grill ~ let's all eat
Dad's steak now well done
Hot dogs for doggy and me
Granny potatoes
Mom veggies with salt
Say blessing
Eat
Date Written:5/31/2022
4 Place
Whats Cooking on the Grill this Summer Contest
Sponsored by: M. L. Kiser
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
anniversary, humorous, marriage, together,
Anniversary Poem For My Long Suffering Hubby
Twenty-six years we’ve been married
I can’t believe it’s been that long
If there was a medal for ‘bravery’
You sure deserve to be awarded a gong!
When I wake up in the morning
Your face is the first thing that I see
But YOU know in my wildest dreams
I’d prefer it was that hunk George Clooney!
Dedicated to my hubby on our anniversary which is actually on 22nd June although one year I had put it on the calendar incorrectly as 20th June so if I post it on soup on 21st I am pretty close to both dates!
06-21-17
Written by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen
Categories:
absence, depression, evil, funny love, together,
Heart Vs Thoughts
Heart and thoughts like a bull cart,
To walk together straight,
Behave like an enemy my thoughts,
Reminding the one did depart,
Pinning my heart!
Written by
Jay Del Fierro
Categories:
funny, people, social
Putting Together Parts
Now there's a puzzle
connecting the trivial,
what a house of cards...
*
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Stuck Together
Stuck Together
I often told tales as well as tattle
So thought that I should skedaddle
Lying is like sandwich with peanut butter
Which became a disaster which is utter
Peanut butter was pretty sticky
And you know me being so picky
Seems so many storms had to weather
When both of her lips were stuck together.
James Serious Mysterious Horn
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
drink, food, friend, giggle, pain, together
The Tea and The Bee Limerick Set
How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee
That bee just flew far far away
Guess the bee did not want to stay
Brie and sweaty feet smell
All noses turned to gel
Ouch some pain we will need to pay
Written by
Brandlynn Young
Categories:
food, funny, life, together,
A Big Bowl of Nuts
Life just aint peaches and cream
But it’s more like a bowl of mixed nuts
They’re all together in a big ol’ bowl
All together through the why’s and buts’
Sometimes you can meet up with people
That is a pecan pie all by them self
Mostly sweet of Corse, but as we all know
They’re nuts in and by them self.
Some people just take and are crazy as all
An overgrown peanut, you see.
Some are so salty, they make you thirsty
But just let them alone; let them be.
One nut can not really judge another
On how nutty the flavor is.
We are all in this bowl of nuts together
And remember what will be just is.
Written by
Quoth Theraven
Categories:
funny love, poems, together,
Not Writin a Poem Tonight
I'm not writin a poem tonight
no, the words just won't come.
Count the minutes since we parted ways
even though I know you know
only been a couple days..
No, I'm not writin a poem
my ears so sore from strings
of a mask worn all day
while I worked.
But, just so you know
if I was gonna write
I'd leave out the part about the mask
just write about the wonder
in all moments
we shared.
Wish the words would come
countin those long minutes
'til you're in my arms again
now that would be somethin'.
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
humorous, men, people, together,
People Around
Put up with people
around,
they serve as your
background.
Volodymyr Knyr
2013
Written by
Kurtis Scott Aka Curtis Futch Jr
Categories:
beautiful, funny love,
We Were Put Together
this was ment to be
you and me
same soul same goals
this love forever
WE WER
PUTTOGETHER
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
giggle, how i feel, together, voice, words, world
AI
ai
not for me.
a raging robot
now taking over the world.
what will we all do when ai comes for you.
Written by
Mohamad Safan
Categories:
fun, funny love, love, missing, romantic, together
A Secret
hssss! i will tell a secret
awful! awful!
your heart knew
my secret!
it does not become a secret
because it went and moved
from my heart to your heart
but i hide it
what ?
a secret!
i love you indeed
that i wanted
i wanted
not to tell
your heart
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
drink, food, giggle, sun, together, uplifting
Is Summer Really Over
Is summer over or just cooling down,
days are getting shorter do not make a frown.
Sun time use varies widely,
in many different places.
Do not tell me barbeque time is over,
that will make me want to pee my bedcover.
As BBQ corn does eat,
great with hotdogs and watermelon too.
Tell me it is not so,
no more ice cold sweet tea to drink slow.
Now to make only hot tea,
keeping lips moist not open.
Summer will be back next year,
must I really wait twelve months with no cheer?
Friends gather happily in just,
time for the holidays and not missing the summer.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
dog, giggle, green, humor, together, uplifting
I Want A Funny
I took my new friend from Mars,
to the store not to the bars.
He was accompanied by his little green dog,
many thought he was a funny looking frog.
They messed their little green suits,
so no more fresh fruits.
A diaper they will need,
so they can go home and be freed.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
animal, friend, fun, giggle, rain, uplifting
Let's Do The Chicken Splash Together
What are you all quacking about!
A little rain never hurt anyone!
Let's do the chicken splash together.
No raincoats or umbrellas are needed,
just a ducky spirit with attitude.
Do not reply if you are afraid to get wet,
or if you want to be a bore.
Now for some rain fun!
Put your right web foot in,
now put your left wed foot in.
Back up and do it again.
All together we will do the chicken splash,
one, two, three, now jump in the puddle.
Is everyone good and wet?
Then we did the chicken splash,
the ducky way.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fun, giggle, together,
Come Shop With Me
Come shop with me
up and down the aisles
Buying whatever we please
Scurry around slowpokes
crash into displays
Swerve to avoid kids in the way
No matter the season
don't need a reason
'May-hem' in April
a Chinese fire drill
Arrive at the register
Butt into line ~
Cos' you just broke water
at 'a most inconvenient time'
So come shop with me
for moments to treasure
Enjoy one of life's 'guiltiest pleasures'