Humorous and funny Tooth poems and/or funny poems about Tooth. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Tooth funny poems!
Written by
Christopher Allen
Categories:
humor, humorous,
My Son Wants To Talk About Tooth Decay
we're in a cafe and he's unsure if he can
finish his slice of CAKE, one of those
fondant numbers and so we've made an arrangement
which will allow me to consume half of it
but then, "dad, i actually think i can finish it."
i get a message from a friend asking how are the kids today
i reply like what i make of the french revolution;
it's too early to tell
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
childhood, humorous,
Long In the Tooth
I went to the Dentist to pull a tooth
And patiently sat in the waiting booth.
All the kids stared at my giant bucktooth;
Needless to say they were very uncouth.
My Dentist, who only worked on us youth,
With all her might pulled out a real shark tooth.
Honest, I’m not fooling; I’ll show you proof.
It’s the size of a great whites’, that’s the truth.
When I was done, I thought it’d be a goof
To show it to my mom, whose name is Ruth.
And don’t you know it she went through the roof,
Just like when I called her, long in the tooth.
Written by
Ajayi Angel-Simon
Categories:
funny,
Tooth Brush
I didn’t scoff the grub;
for pleasure and sanit I scrub.
To doff trite piece of food
is my calling from the wood
When man meets assorted meat,
I grieve for the chewing treat.
I’m man’s aurora friend.
Like the Ultimate man, to the very end
I search for decayed morsel particle;
to restore man’s fresh breath is my hustle.
Cast me away and man’s teeth will hide;
his tongue won’t glide – that’s my pride.
I’m his quotidian servant-master
adorned with creamy butter
to evict stinking gums from vocal isle.
Never weary, I renew his oral smile.
Written by
Nick Bagnall
Categories:
funny, health,
Tooth Ache
My jaw
Is sore
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, for him, humorous, pain,
The Tooth the Hole Tooth and Nothing But the Tooth - For Victor Buhagiar
Poor Victor began to feel ill
When he heard the dentist’s loud drill
his knees began to shake
But he had bad toothache
So he sat in the chair quite still
The dentist said “please open wide
There’s a dental nurse by your side
Your fear we understand
And she will hold your hand
This won’t hurt a bit”, OUCH… he lied!
Posted with permission of Victor who challenged me to write a poem about his recent dental experience … the nurse holding his hand is pure poetic licence
08-10-17
Written by
Mike Gentile
Categories:
candy, girl, humorous, kiss,
She Had Only One Tooth
And then she had only one tooth
The rest had decayed, that’s the truth
Too much Christmas candy
No dentist was handy
She lived all alone in Duluth
Of dentists, she was not a fan
Guess that’s why she can’t find a man
One tooth has its perks
Just watch how it works
When she needs to open a can!
Written by
Crystal Cross
Categories:
children, funny
Loose Tooth
My first tooth fell out last night
It gave me such a big fright
"Oh, Mommy help me"
Or so soon I will be
With dentures like grandpa, Dwight!
Written by
Tyler Knapp
Categories:
dedication, fantasy, fear, funny, hope, imagination, inspirational, life, passion, sad, sympathy, uplifting,
Always Remember Tooth Paste
Tears for fears.
Tears throughout the years.
Tears that fallen from my peers.
A tear so sincere that will shred us from this dreadful fear.
That someday we all will die.
But have u gotten a slice of that pie.
A pie so delicious u can almost taste.
That u cant let it go to waste.
Maybe next time I'll remember tooth paste.
Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
funny
Tooth Ache - Odd Facts 004
In 1978, Doug Prichard of Lenoir
went to the doctor,
his foot was sore.
The doctor was a tremendous help.
He found a tooth
growing in Doug’s instep.
This was in NC
© Apr 07 2010
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
funny,
Free Tooth Extractions
Don't go to a dentist, you can have your rotten teeth removed for free.
All you have to do is find and cuss out Mr. T.
He knocked out all of my teeth with only one punch.
But now I'm starving, I can't even eat my lunch.
Call Mr. T a sissy and you won't have to live with toothaches anymore.
He'll remove them for free but dentures are something you'll have to pay for.
Dentures cost five hundred bucks, it's a situation that makes me brood.
Until we can pay that amount, you and I will have to eat baby food.
(This is a fictional poem.)
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
childhood, fantasy, children, funny
Tooth Fairy
What do the tooth fairies do with the teeth
They collect while you slumber at night
Where do they get all the money from
There’s just something that doesn’t sit right
Supposing one day there’s a shortage
Will fairies; scared of losing their job
Creep in your room while your sleeping
And steal the teeth out of your gob
(C) John W Fenn 09-10-2009
Written by
Sidney Beck
Categories:
funny,
Always Tell the Tooth In Court
ALWAYS TELL THE TOOTH IN COURT
Queen’s dentist did a filling in her crown
Monarch paid him with one poetic ode
And then quickly left London town
Dentist didn’t like this payment mode
Dentist and patient in court over bills
Judge said let him pay who wills
Lisping judge said he wanted the tooth
Whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Dentist said she reaped what she sowed
According to the dentists’ payment code.
Judge awarded dentist an extra ode
To clear up the royal mess on what was owed.
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Written for Nancy Jones’ Contest “A Toothful Ode”
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, crazy, funny,
Tooth Pasted
Abased backspaced,
Barefaced boldfaced
Debased facestraight
Bowl shaped misplaced
Toothpaste Colgate™
9/21/19
Written words by
James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
best friend, cute, feelings, funny love, inspirational love, love, wisdom,
A Shared Sweet Tooth
The playful nature of love
need not be always a scheduled
match, something to be said for the
spontaneity of butterfly kisses,
fluttering lips and tip-toeing
fingertips, as a child approaches
a cookie-jar at midnight, the
cat-like hurtle of stool and
counter, a cupboard with bells
and whistles, the Cookie Master
having had fond insight, a shared
sweet-tooth of a game….
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
gender, humor,
One Tooth Willie
One tooth willie was a bully
At best, but that one tooth dude
Sure knew how to dress
Slick back hair with a pinkish
Suit, he was a bad dude
Even down to his pink boot
Another guy tried copping Willie's
Style, he got an *** whipping
For quit a long while
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
humor, silly,
The Tooth Faerie, Unhinged
Oh, how you brushed and washed me,
And lovingly dental flossed me -
How tragically you lost me,
When I was extracted from your skull
By an overzealous faerie,
Toothless, hideous and scary,
Who from kids like you, unwary,
Snatches denture teeth, which he can cull.
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
humor,
ONE TOOTH TILLY
One tooth Tilly was his name
Women wished that he’d been tame
He wore a light pink suit
With his high-top boot
His daily life was spitting game
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor,
The Tooth Fairy lost Her Teeth
I heard the tooth fairy lost her teeth.
Thief stole every last one, and her wand.
She can’t wave away the loss. Senseless,
of course. Sore kids won’t let it go -
their tooth. They’ve moved to Neverland
to escape the crooked, but Cook has
a secret treasure with a wand for a key.
Now Peter found the old Captain’s stash,
bagged it, filled it with crocks and clocks.
Peter Pan capped the tooth fairy’s smile.
The Captain will be screaming for a while.