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Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny,

The Untold Story Of The Tortoise and The Hare


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There once was a hare who searched for love
who combed the fair forest high above
he swam through the loch
looked under each rock
when at last found his sweet turtledove 
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11-16-2014

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Poem Details | by Duncan Mitchell |
Categories: animal, destiny, funny, health, natural disasters,

If a Tortoise, If a Turtle

Dedicated to my favourite poet - Shelley

If a tortoise, if a turtle
You are never going to hurtle
Witness how your limbs are placed
Splayed east to west, all carapaced
what if some meat-eating moron,
Jonesing for a snack to gnaw on,
sees you sumo-stepping by
thinks "Hey look - a fresh meat pie"?
Running will beget disaster
You beat a hare so now you're faster?
You let your tasty bits protrude
and pretty soon they're getting chewed
No! Stop to suck your vitals in,
and hope he likes his toothy grin
Cause it's going to get busted
your gooey filling's well encrusted

Poem Details | by Lee Franks |
Categories: children, funny,

The Tortoise That Barked

My Tortoise started barking
so I took it for a walk,
I put him on a little leash
which made the neighbours talk,
I threw a tiny stick for him
in the local park,
but by the time he brought it back,
it was getting pretty dark,
I taught him how to sit and beg,
give me his front paw,
he goes and fetches all the mail
when it comes through the door,
all the things I've taught him,
are I think pretty swell,
he looks at me, shakes his head
and goes into his shell.

Poem Details | by Sigrid Ermine |
Categories: candy, desire, fun, funny, funny love, humor, humorous,

Time Tortoise Patience


            Cranked a surprise with his jack in the box
            Chained stays my flower in chastity locks
                         Power down, without  T. V
                     Painful night crawled tauntingly
           Deafened by raised legs' rotate inside clocks




30th August 2020

Written for Contest : Fun With Limericks
           Sponsor : Tania Kitchin
      Syllables are: 10, 10, 7, 7, 10