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Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: adventure, dedication, freedom, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, metaphor, mystery, nature, nostalgia, people, political, sad, satire, social, sorrow, spiritual, success, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary, war, write,

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Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories: humorous, time, travel,

- Patience Test -

A terrible storm in wait
Caught by a laughing flood

While his beard grows
Several laborious hours

For the animals a floating rescue
A journey to a new adventure

Take your time
Time measured, analyzed and split


Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
(unrhymed couplets)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Katrina Salem |
Categories: adventure, art, confusion, daughter, dedication, devotion, fantasy, funny, growing up, happiness, hope, imagination, inspirational, life, love, mystery, nature, on work and working, on writing and words, passion, peace, romance, social, sympathy, teen, thank you, time, travel, tribute, uplifting, visionary, words,

Enigma's Calling

Extraordinary, I am 
Craving for unusual thoughts
Endless exploration without boundary
Understanding  the gift I shouldn't fought
Invisible drawings in my mind
Playing with the words in my head
My passion
The food of my soul
I feel so lucky
The random thoughts
A lifetime companion
A self esteem builder
A goal planner
Be my forever life saver
I write more
I talk less
I want to please
I chose to bore
What tickles me the most
Is to know what I'm for
Thinking is my love
When  my mind goes empty
That's when I hate
My day dreaming lust
Organizing things in my mind
Playing roles of simulation
Where images of art is my vision
And words of attitude is my heart

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: fun, funny, life, travel,

Two Shoes

two shoes
under the chair
for somewhere to go
and someone to go with

looking lonely
but only
just waiting 
for the weather 
to clear

Poem Details | by Richard Martins |
Categories: humor, humorous, travel, writing,

Travel Symphony

Flutes, ahead laying the routes Oboes they off to Villalobos Harps, dusting off vessel tarps Violin silenced by engine din Cello, matching the revving bellow Piano sad in the canoe Clarinets are taking private jets Horns, fasten seatbelts the Captain warns Cymbal off checking the gimbal Saxophone, sorry plane now flown Bassoon missed flight in June Trumpets in London loving crumpets Timpanis tanning in Florida Keys Tambourine, ouch you forgot sunscreen Drum in Jamaica sipping on rum Trombones still crossing time zones Tuba, where else but Cuba!!

Poem Details | by Evelyn Judy Buehler |
Categories: christmas, color, funny, light, travel,

Merry and Bright

Christmas was only a few hours away.
Santa and elves were coming on the sleigh.
The night was filled with fair sights,
'Til the clash with festive lights.
Soon flashing, bright nosed Rudolph, led the way!

Written on 11/27/2022

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: adventure, angst, confusion, dark, dedication, depression, devotion, education, faith, farewell, funny, humorous, imagination, introspection, lonely, loss, lost, memory, pain, parody, passion, people, places, retirement, sad, science fiction, sorrow, sorry, space, star, teacher, time, travel, tribute, visionary,

Solitude: To Yoda, An Ode

Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.

Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.

Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust.

Mist, my soul forever permeates,
Lift-off, booms the rocket’s thrust.

My spirit when light returns, elates,
Swamps swell, swallowed hope’s swirling dust.

Trapped, I am, until student from fate
Arrives to learn; Cloud City or bust.

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,


imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel 
you've been stuck in for years

the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam 
that gets brighter as it nears

get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears.

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: adventure, courage, freedom, funny, hate, history, home, hope, humorous, journey, life, lonely, lost, patriotic, peace, people, places, political, space, travel, visionary,


One more alien... an extra terrestrial. Bloody foreigners.

Poem Details | by Payne Poet |
Categories: adventure, anniversary, caregiving, daughter, family, fantasy, forgiveness, funny, happiness, health, holiday, hope, imagination, life, passion, peace, travel,

Dancing Angels

Angels in heaven
Dancing on a small puddle
Always stay afloat

Poem Details | by Brenda Mcgrath |
Categories: fun, humorous, travel,

I Love My Truck

My new red truck is just so sweet,
I feel like I'm in heaven going down the street.
Now I look down at the cars when I stop at the light,
And I have to admit it is quite a delight!

The open road is now calling my name,
I will be travelling in style from whence I came.
The music will be cranked, and I’ll have my wife by my side.
I love my truck, my brand new ride!

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humor, travel,

The Joy of Flight

Kids scream in my ears - I just want to cuss.

   A drunk next to me causes quite a fuss.

      Left my brief case at the gate.

         Doggone flight is runnin' late.

            Next time I travel I'm ridin' the bus!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved

Entry for Carolyn Devonshire's "Vacation Humor" Contest

Poem Details | by Chrissie Morris Brady |
Categories: adventure, confusion, humor, lost, space, travel,

Space Or Spaced Out

In Space or Spaced Out

Bones grow feeble without gravity
This is a serious matter, not to be taken lightly
Blood fails to reach the brain
We must bear this in mind
Space cannot be navigated by the light headed
The semi conscious, on a journey with such a faint map
Think on this seriously, it is not a joke
Spaceships lost in the heavens is a hellish consequence
Sentient beings drifting half conscious is senseless
Concentrate your thoughts so that we do not scatter
Debris in the galaxies, cleverly made
And stupidly lost.

Poem Details | by Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories: confusion, funny, happiness, holiday, hope, inspirational, introspection, life, music, nature, passion, peace, people, philosophy, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary

4:20, Four- Twenty, the Earth Day Birthday

Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, travel,

The ''Dirty Old Man'' Syndrome Song

When traveling among the throng
His thoughts have too often gone wrong
Alluring effects
Of the opposite sex
Have the devil stomping his prong

Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories: humor, travel,

- a Delicate Balance -

We do it all the time
From morning to evening
Choice of direction and focus
Bad and smart choices
There is a delicate balance in life 
Advertising is an incredibly effective
way to convey a message
We are concerned that it should be cheap
However, top class and comfort
Trust your gut feeling
A free travel with tailwinds and headwinds

A-L Andresen :)

Poem Details | by John Trusty |
Categories: humorous, travel,

Sweet Or Salty Crocodile

Here’s the best thing you should know,
if ever to Australia you go.
Don’t ever wind up as a feast,
for this voracious reptilian beast.
For your reasoning surely would be faulty,
if you ever “muck about” with a “SALTY”.
And don’t think he was born with a tooth that’s “SWEET”.
To him you are just another piece of meat.
So if you must visit his polluted “Billabong” retreat,
 make sure the only thing he swallows is what you excrete!

For the Sweet or Salty contest

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: flying, fun, humor, travel,

It's Time To Pray

At the Airport two plonkers did say If the Pilots female it's time to pray Wow, how sexist are we To say such so free Hopefully we'll see her reversing display .

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: humor, travel,

Phil's Gone

On the second  Punxsutawney Phil could not be found
Appears he had abandoned his hole in the ground
But they found a note
He was going by boat
Seems the stress was too much; he was Miami bound

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: anger, holiday, humor, money, travel,

Vacation, Duration, Frustration, Grrr

I know of a pretty New Jersey lass Who decided to vacation First Class But on the very first night Oh no! Cancelled flight What a total pain in the *** I'm sure her tomorrows will be better Or she'll surely be posting a letter If her plane don't take off soon It could be worse than High Noon She'll be angry, we'll just have to fetter When things couldn't have gotten any worse Once again she has to dip into her purse For the flight is okay But triple charges she'll pay A vacation just shouldn't be a curse .

Poem Details | by Carol Fillmore |
Categories: animals, funny

Camel Travel

There was an old camel from Bahrain
who sought adventures far off in Spain.
He made plans to sightsee
and ordered cups of tea
then danced the flamenco on the plane.

Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: city, funny, girl, hilarious, paris, silly, travel,

A Girl From France


Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: city, funny, humorous, nonsense, silly, travel,

A Man From Rome

There once was a man from Rome who's head was shinny like chrome gave the world spiritual hope was given the title of Pope now he wears a hat like that of a gnome

Poem Details | by Angel Fire |
Categories: adventure, confusion, dedication, friendship, funny, love, passion, travel, tribute,

Love Feast

Love feast             by Steven Hudson

I have looked upon too many scarred, sullen and hard faces these many days.
Loud, crude, gruff men who take and push and fight.
This ship has run its course, sleepless, tossed about,
Every port and harbor, sea and foreign land.
My companions smell and to look at them would make you turn down.
I’m pretty sure I have a tapeworm and my piss is the wrong color.
So my love, when here at last I see your face,
You’re smile, piercing eyes, and silky long hair,
To gaze at you now is a love feast to behold,
And from now and forever you will always be…..
The most captivating golden retriever I have ever seen.

Poem Details | by Naddy Zahari |
Categories: devotion, funny, girlfriend, love, rap, stress, travel,


Help me let you let me in
because I can’t deal with the acid rain
that is pouring through your brain.
It is causing too much chaos and strain.
How long shall this matter remain? 

Seriously, we need no Jane 
in the middle lane 
to act like a membrane,
to channel our overpowering emotions
down the drain,

Can you please explain 
why are you radiating cold disdain,
Don’t tell me our love is in vain!
Or do you find pleasure in pain? 

Forget the train,
let’s fly off to Spain
before I go insane!