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Poem Details | by Eric Cohen |
Categories: humor, nonsense,

Tree Troll Twister

A three-toed tree troll
tried to trap a leaping leprechaun
with a black claw bear paw trap.
But he stubbed toe three in the trap in the tree,
Snip snap toe three was gone.

The two-toed tree troll
tried to trap a laughing leprechaun
with a black claw bear paw trap.
But soon he'd forget where the trap had been set,
Snip snap toe two was gone.

The one-toed tree troll
tried to trap a sleepy leprechaun
with a black claw bear paw trap.
“Go to bed,” he said, “while you still have your head,”
Snip snap now all are gone.


Submitted January 2020 for the "Twist My Tongue" contest sponsored by Nina Parmenter -- First Place

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: animal, bird, humor, nature, school, tree, work,

The Nest

Have you heard
	about the bird
Who built a nest
	with zeal and zest?

With zeal and zest
	with string and straw
It was the best nest
	you ever saw.

She took her time
	and smoothed out the creases
Then out jumped a chipmunk
	who tore it to pieces.



						-1968


Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

Christmas Tree Fairy

She fell from the top of the Christmas tree Bumped her head and said ‘oh deary me’ With pine needles sticking in various places The Christmas tree fairy pulled funny faces Jan Allison 5th December 2014 Not for Contest

Poem Details | by Carol Sunshine Brown |
Categories: family, funny, history, life,

The Brown Tree

All the nuts fell to the ground
The sane ones on branches hang
Long line from many countries
My family tree

Poem Details | by Caryl Muzzey |
Categories: adventure, funny, tree,

Mountain Lake Inspiration

Mountain Lake is my favorite place to write
under shade tree are my pencil, paper, and pole.
Scribble down words while waiting for a bite
fishing my most popular angling hole.

Fish are jumping all around hook and line
small cork sits still and does not move or fade.
Patiently I sit in wait for that fish to dine
beneath weeping willow of cool tree shade.

Inspiration overwhelms biding snare
while creative mind laggardly transcends.
In far distance I see lone grizzly bear
and leave a good fishing pole to his friends.

Copyright © 2011 By Caryl S. Muzzey

Fourth Place Winner ~ "Inspired” Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Miranda Lambert
July 20, 2011


Poem Details | by Arthur Vaso |
Categories: christmas, hilarious,

Oh Christmas Tree

Oh Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree
Oh no I’m singing to a Christmas tree

Rum eggnog in me
Rum eggnog in me
Oh no I’m singing to the Christmas tree

Oh Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree
Much pleasure thou can give me

Oh mistletoe 
Oh mistletoe 
I’hve a Christmas tree I want to show

Oh Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree
Oh, I just kissed a Christmas tree

Oh Christine tee hee
Oh Christine tee hee
I thought you was a Christmas tree

No more rum for me
No more rum for me

Or my wife will toss me out
With the Christmas tree


Notes: I have no wife, and I have no tree, I may have some rum, but shhhhhh

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: fun, funny love, giggle, humor, people, silly, tree,

Out Pops - a Collab With Olive Eloisa Guillermo

Two poets who couldn't agree Raise their voices to their loud pleas One wasn't able to stop His zip open, out pops! Haha, it's a pea, not the size of a tree ©J. A. Fraser and O. E. Guillermo 15.18pm, April 07, 2015

Poem Details | by Althea Rose |
Categories: funny, giggle, happy, silly, smile, teen, tree,

Jojo Siwa Trees

trees become siwa
with their receding hairlines
lol bald trees

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, lovebody,

The Heart Carved On the Tree

There was a lady that I once knew
She met her love she felt was true
He carved their initials into a tree
As she leaned closely on his knee

Trouble in paradise soon they learned
When her initials he wanted to burn
Her middle name he did not know
Until on the tree he wanted to show

Her initials spelled a body part you see 
For her name was Linda Elaine Greene
When he burned it into the tree
He was concerned exactly what would be

When also carved his name into the tree
His name spelled a body also you see
For his name was Armond Raymond Moran
Now what was seen Leg Loves Arm so he ran

Poem Details | by Lycia Harding |
Categories: bird, cat, humorous, tree,

Bad Kitty - Birdie's

He listened for them, in the wood
as daylight blossomed, poised to prowl
For breakfast, breast meat sounded good 
and Cat could feel his stomach growl

Soon, struck by a cacophany
of cheeps and chirps, of coos and caws,
Cat snuck up on them, tree by tree
and hushed each cluck with teeth and claws

They, unobservant, were plucked clean
from every nook where they would sing
Think; had they looked, they might have seen
him slink toward them - and took wing! 

When Cat had eaten every bird, 
he retched a ball of beaks and feet,
then stretched out on their bones and purred,
at peace atop the spongey peet...

Poem Details | by Pat Adams |
Categories: humorous, identity, imagery, mystery, nature, symbolism, tree,

Love Nuts

When coco de mer trees were found
Their nuts had most people enthralled
They all thought they looked erotic
So "Love Nuts" is what they were called

Still unknown how they reproduce
Explained in some of the wild tales
On stormy nights, the female trees
Are approached by uprooted males!

Viewing this mating process though
Would cause you to die or go blind
Seek not shelter under male trees
They might come at you from behind!

Poem Details | by Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories: child, christmas, humorous,

Santa and Christmas Tree

My small grandson heard friends say in fun spree, Santa can change to what he wants to be. He asked me, face worried stiff- who would bring him his gifts if, Santa decides to become Christmas tree.
November 23, 2019 Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10 Checked in howmanysyllables.com Contest : Holiday Themed Limerick Sponsor : Tania Kitchin

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,

Tree

follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.

Poem Details | by Brenda Mcgrath |
Categories: fruit, funny, tree,

My Little Lemon Tree

I check my little lemon tree every day with delight,
The new baby lemons are just growing out of sight.
The lemon tree lives on my patio and loves the sun,
And picking those giant lemons is such fun!

The last one picked was like a grapefruit, huge in size,
And the wonderful taste it did not compromise.
The luscious lemon went on facebook for my friends eyes,
Then it had a date with a pie, and met its demise.

Poem Details | by Jess Link |
Categories: flying, funny, happy, tree,

Busy Bee

The Happy Little Bee
Was Busy In His Tree

Poem Details | by J.W. Earnings |
Categories: adventure, animal, confusion, courage, fear, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, lost, nature, on work and working, pain, relationship, stress, time, tree, uplifting, work,

Zookeeper

Lookin' after pests
Keepin' a CLOSE eye on 'em
"Those wild animals!"

Roamin' around zoo
Searchin' for sneaky monkey
Hidin' in a tree

Zookeeper gets mad
"Where's Marty, the smartypants!?"
"He TOOK my cage keys!"

Poem Details | by Betty Harp Butler |
Categories: humorous, tree, wind,

Listen To the Wind

Listen to the wind
As it ruffles through the trees.
God is blowing his breath.
When the storms come,
Could it be He sneezed?

Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: adventure, animal, funny,

Up the Tree Laughing At Me a Little Squirrel Eating His Nut

a squirrel climbs the tree
squeaks,squeals, chee chee squawks at me
has a nut in mouth

apparent he's not sharing
he's just chirping chattering 
giving me the eye

chee chee chee chee chee
gnawing at the nut in mouth
this squirrel in a tree

chee chee laughs at me
while in his little paw paws
nibbles still on nut

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, love

My Very Own Tree Stump

He really was as dumb as a tree stump Carried all his weight in his big old rump But I fell for his line And made him all mine 'Cause he was as sweet as dear Forest Gump

Poem Details | by Sneha Rv |
Categories: humor, nature, tree,

Human Folly

Forests are felled
There once dwelled life -
Now quelled by greed.

Pulp to paper -
The razor tears
Through curtained flesh

Let’s laud our wit -
Bark - on it.. We
have writ   ‘Save trees’!


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Than-Bauk (Non Staircased) 
Internal rhyme

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: adventure, bird, cool, fun, funny, giggle, girl,

samanthas tree

sammy scampered up a tree

to see what she might see

so far she boosted

an old owl roosted

on sams precarious knee.

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, silly, tree,

A Day In the Jungle

one day the jungles last best hope

was swinging from trees on a rope

when jane plotted a joke

hauling water to soak

to lather vines with globs of soap.

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous,

Solace Behind a Tree

After guzzlin' beer Gus needed to pee.

  He sought solace behind a nearby tree.

     Before the judge he was fined,

        To which Gus gravely opined:

            "Where e'er you be let yer water flow free!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired

Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: funny, holidaytree, tree,

Gift Horse(Second Hand Christmas Tree)

Christmas tree full of lights
What is the problem with your center?
darkness, darkness just like nights

starless, lightless tree center
unholy curses escape, unholy lips
murderous thoughts enter

branches remove and assemble tips
try and connect an electrical
circuit, help, help light the eclipse

unoriginal, typical, abnormal deal!!

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: animals, funny,

Two Monkeys In a Tree

Two monkeys laughed their heads off in a tree.
It was because of the sight they did see.
There was a hole in the ground.
Three moles scratched and jumped around.
They were bitten by a lunatic flea.

© October 9, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen