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Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
funny, humor,
I wrote a poem of despair
My hearts been tossed up into the air
She wrote a limerick that was taboo
She made me laugh when I was so blue
Entering stage left was Tim
Writing of past lovers sins in a hymn
It seems that we laugh or we cry
We live, we love, or we die
The three of us, holding poetic swords up high
Throughout the ages we all do fly
No subject goes unspoken
For the freedom of words we've awoken
No battle to long or too fierce
Our duels are true and unrehearsed.
Through blood, sweat and tears
A bond so strong that sweetens the years
All for one and one for all
Let us carry on and have a ball!
Poem Details | by
Elisabeth Sheaffer |
Categories:
humorous,
The cake which lay upon the plate,
I wanted it but was polite.
That was the one you grabbed and ate;
The cake which lay upon the plate
You ate at an alarming rate.
You said it was a sheer delight
The cake which lay upon the plate,
I wanted it but was polite.
Poem Details | by
Rhona Mcferran |
Categories:
animal, funny, humor, humorous, perspective, silly,
Seagulls talking
what's the matter?
fussy squawking
seagulls talking...
Waddle walking
pavement patter-
Seagulls talking
what's the matter?
Birds discussing
“Took my breadcrumb!”
Angry fussing
birds discussing
seagull cussing
“Hey, I want some!”
birds discussing
“Took my breadcrumb!”
Poem Details | by
Richard Lamoureux |
Categories:
dance, humorous,
I just love the way she dances.
The way around the pole she twirls.
With such confidence she prances.
I just love the way she dances!
She is not afraid to take chances.
Around the May pole with other girls.
I just love the way she dances.
The way around the pole she twirls!
Tell me which Triolet I should enter into Freddie's Contest
For Freddie's Triolet Contest.
Written September 27th, 2014.
Poem Details | by
Marvin D. Schrebe |
Categories:
kids, funny, nature, nostalgia, prayer, children, snow, children, snow,
Outside the snow is falling
The children are sleighing
Sometimes they start snowballing
Outside the snow is falling
“Dinner is served”, their Mom is calling
The children don’t hear what she’s saying
Outside the snow is falling
The children are sleighing!
Poem Details | by
S.D. Tiwari |
Categories:
hilarious, math,
Put one, before, nine numbers of zero,
and take one off, have nine numbers of nine.
Grows a number ten times, zero, the hero.
Put one, before, nine numbers of zero.
Centre of integers, is the number zero,
to the left and right, may go endless, fine.
Put one, before nine numbers of zero
and take one off, have nine numbers of nine.
************
Zero and one make the computer byte.
Zero is the dark and one is bright.
That is what the cycle of day night,
Zero and one make the computer byte.
From the zero and one, gets its life,
on binary system, computer does thrive.
Zero and one make the computer byte.
Zero is the dark and one is bright.
1000000000-1 = 999999999
Poem Details | by
Elisabeth Sheaffer |
Categories:
humorous,
Most TV adverts are a waste of time
But useful when you need a cup of tea,
You can turn the sound down and watch them mime,
Most TV adverts are a waste of time.
I'll never buy the things they show but I'm
Most grateful how the break enables me,
Most TV adverts are a waste of time
But useful when you need a cup of tea.
Poem Details | by
Lycia Harding |
Categories:
animal, cat, dog, humorous, pets,
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When Duke arrives,
don't be around...
No cat survives,
when Duke arrives.
Need all nine lives?
Don't make a sound!
When Duke arrives -
don't be around.
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Poem Details | by
Elisabeth Sheaffer |
Categories:
humorous, life,
No one knew that Mavis was a stripper,
They thought she worked at Tesco on the till.
Most folk knew her since she was a nipper,
No one knew that Mavis was a stripper.
A woman always cheerful and chipper,
She twirled her tassels publicly, but still
No one knew that Mavis was a stripper,
They thought she worked at Tesco on the till.
Poem Details | by
Faye Gibson |
Categories:
heart, humorous,
He stole her heart and her handbag;
she cooked his goose and lemon pie.
He planned the purse theft as a gag;
he stole her heart and her handbag.
Her heart also his, watch him brag,
but not so fast--she will deny
he stole her heart and her handbag;
she cooked his goose and lemon pie.
Copyright, August 27, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson
Poem Details | by
Caycay Jennings |
Categories:
humorous,
My brain cannot alone perform.
Without coffee, I am fog’s weight.
Yes, old or new, just make it warm.
My brain cannot alone perform.
My wake is fake ‘till joe transforms.
Without coffee, I will deflate.
My brain cannot alone perform.
Without coffee, I am fog’s weight.
Each eve, I rig my morn caffeine.
By hook or crook, coffee needs made.
No coffee rates a tragic scene.
Each eve, I rig my morn caffeine.
Real talk takes sips to ease my mean.
Coffee serves energy as aid.
Each eve, I rig my morn caffeine.
By hook or crook, coffee needs made.
... CayCay Jennings
December 2, 2016
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, poetry,
I think I’ll write a triolet
With tedious repeated lines
Can’t think of unique words today
I think I’ll write a triolet
I find them banal anyway
To me their formation confines
I think I’ll write a triolet
With tedious repeated lines
3rd June 2016
Poem Details | by
Brian Terry |
Categories:
funny, pain,
Women
They can be such a pain in the ****
Never listen unless it suits
Living with them is such a farce
They can be such a pain in the ****
Intelligence is rather sparse
Never listen unless it suits
They can be such a pain in the ****
Never listen unless it suits
If only the good Lord Had been an engineer
What bliss to be a fellow
They would have switches by their ear
If only the good Lord had been an engineer
Speech On or Off and fertile On or Off. That's clear
What bliss to be a fellow
If only the good Lord had been an engineer
What bliss to be a fellow
Poem Details | by
Carma Sanderson |
Categories:
food, funny, happiness,
Salami, Pastrami; or Provolone,
" Oh , Pepperoni, I Don't Know."
A Cream~Cheese Delight Disaster
Knowing My Mind Has Just Went,
Bubble~Gum. Dog gone it!!!
Poem Details | by
Brian Terry |
Categories:
humorous,
It's bloody raining again
One damn thing after another
My car is underwater
It's bloody raining again
I did not see it coming, it’s a fish. Oh my Gawd it's a shark
One damn thing after another
It's bloody raining again
One damn thing after another
One damn thing after another
Oh well he'll have my neighbour Mark
That'll teach him, lusting after her
One damn thing after another
Can't be all bad, she's lost an admirer
Oh well he'll have my neighbour Mark
That'll cool his ardour
Oh well he's had my neighbour Mark
Poem Details | by
George Stanworth |
Categories:
england, humor, humorous, satire, sports,
I aim for the twenty, but hit the MC.
I'm doubting that darts will launch me to fame.
It must be bad luck. How tough can it be?
I aim for the twenty, but hit the MC.
I can't let it get the better of me.
I work hard in practice then play the next game.
I aim for the twenty, but hit the MC.
I'm doubting that darts will launch me to fame.
Poem Details | by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu |
Categories:
humor, race, racism,
Becomes browner
White man, whiter
Colored, a rainbow
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
I started a joke because I was bound
to be a comedian! No one laughed -
though one person made a small snorting sound!
I started a joke because I was bound
to be funny, but now it’s going around
that I’m just daft and no good at my craft.
I started a joke because I was bound
to be a comedian; no one laughed!
Nov. 29, 2017 for the "I Started a Joke" Contest of Maria Williams
Poem Details | by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu |
Categories:
humor, satire, sports,
hot ghost chasers
around track fields
rewarded for catching none
Poem Details | by
Pandita Sietesantos |
Categories:
fashion, funny,
Babette
Poor Babette is a hot mess...
She's a walking fashion disaster,
Flouncing in her frilly, floral dress.
Poor Babette is a hot mess...
But she's not one to stress.
Strutting like a proud rooster,
Poor Babette is a hot mess...
She's a walking fashion disaster.
Date: 12-30-2021
Poem Details | by
Franklin Price |
Categories:
humorous, ocean, sports,
The Curl is Closing – Visual 1
6/9/2015
The curl is closing overhead,
I press to move the board along.
The shark is closing to my dread.
The curl is closing overhead,
maybe the shark has just been fed,
must not wipe out I could be wrong.
The curl is closing overhead,
I press to move the board along
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
beautiful, birth, dedication, father, heart, humorous, marriage,
I mean that fourteen different ways
The heat of summer
makes me sway
Sami Davis
Boy could he play
That was yesterday
Arthur have you heard?
Jean's now that's absurd
History always doubles up
Sami are you ok?
Cause I will delight if I may
Should a doctor smile and say
Twins!!
Poem Details | by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu |
Categories:
humor, marriage,
Wooed me in Chinese
Married me in Arabic
Divorced me in Latin
Poem Details | by
Deborah Burch |
Categories:
funny, health,
Escape
Stiff neck won't move this mornin'--"Ouch!"
Must come from sleepin' on the couch.
But why go sleep in that big bed
All by myself (a thought I dread)?
It's not as lonesome here--instead--
False comfort and illusion wed.
For this I can so often vouch...
My only price, is just this--"Ouch!"
2006©deborah burch
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, wedding,
We giggled on Sue's wedding day
She walked with her dog down the aisle!
Fresh flower bouquet's - so passé
We giggled on Sues's wedding day
Sue held a quirky food bouquet!
Her canine bridesmaid made us smile
We giggled on Sue's wedding day
she walked with her dog down the aisle!
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05/22/21