Humorous and funny Truth poems and/or funny poems about Truth. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Truth funny poems!
Written by
Clive Culverhouse
Categories:
fun, humorous, life, people, science, truth
Many Coffees Go Cold - Reality Explained
the things you both see
you all see
is merely a continuity safeguard
one of the laws written in to prevent chaos
we can't have multiple lifeforms occupying the same space all seeing and experiencing something different
it just wouldn't work
so we've set impulses to align where and whenever possible
sure as hell easier when you lot are on your own
takes a heap of pressure off the system
that way we suspend everyone else
they're not needed
you don't surely think they're individually living do you
no, just on hold, paused
until you're no longer on your own
then we have our work cut out again
and many coffees go cold
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
fun, funny, life, old, truth,
I Have Holes In My Soles
my shirts and shoes
are wearing out -
and they tell me
I am too
I patch and glue
to make them whole -
but fail
to make them new
I have holes in my soles
and frayed treads on my edges -
but manage
for the most part to get through
until one day
they say
it will all fall apart
hopefully all at once
I pray
Written by
Sarah Jones
Categories:
angst, funny, imagination, mystery, philosophy,
The Toilet Dream Speaks the Truth
I had a dream
Where all my clothes
Were in my toilet bowl
Clogging it.
Apparently this means that
I am drenched in emotions
Which need to be released
And expressed,
So I wrote
This poem.
Written by
Paul Callus
Categories:
humorous,
The Honest Truth
I know my darling how hard you try
But I’m still partial to mama’s pie!
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Written by
Honestly J.T.
Categories:
how i feel, humor, irony, poems, poetry, truth
Contradictionary
I feel that I've not done,
Everything that I should do.
I've not found the sun,
Nor what rain,
May have to prove.
Every word is dry,
With a fighting attitude,
Trying to deny,
What I'd truly say to you.
I've tried to be the kind,
To write,
And please your very eyes.
Yet there comes a time,
When my muse,
Runs and hides.
Nay! This game of pain,
Is not what I ordain.
Peace will be sustained,
On the day,
I write again.
Written by
L. Owens
Categories:
funny,
Truth
I want the truth.
The whole truth, not your spin
doctor, sound bite version of
the truth, but the real deal,
honest to God
Baptist preacher on Easter
Sunday morning truth.
The kind of truth you only tell
your mama, because she’s psychic,
and it’s a waste of time trying to
tell her anything else anyway.
Okay, let’s have it.
I’m a big girl and I can take it,
I won’t cry.
I want the truth.
The whole truth.
Did you eat the last
damn slice of pizza?
Written by
Tim Smith
Categories:
humor,
The Naked Truth - Prequel
Laid right there on some fluffy grass
waiting for all the boys to pass
the wind would blow
Callie would show
those gazing down her prickly azz
Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
humorous, political,
Repetition Is Not Truth
A once esteemed party was fain
To cry ‘Racist!’ again and again
Not now and again
But NOW and AGAIN
Til it made neural paths in their brain
Written by
Edward Ibeh
Categories:
humor, meaningful, perspective, truth,
The Power of a Mind
Your mind is your most powerful weapon, as long as you don't lose it
Date written: 01/19/2019
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
evil, freedom, humorous, philosophy, political, truth
Some Thoughts
God believes in term limits –
no surprise, Congress does not;
The soul responds immediately
to truth – while policy requires
endless debating...
Good needs no rehearsing –
unlike evil, always heavily
scripted and eternally
contracted....
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
drink, holiday, humor, jewish, truth,
Pass Out
Passover Passover Pass out
What’s all the commotion about
Those four cups of wine
My eyes don’t align
Passover Passover Pass out
* * * *
The first night of Passover --
outside of Israel, the first two
nights -- Jewish law requires
that one over age 13 drink
four cups of wine. Those who
are strict do not substitute
grape juice. (I do ~ Mr. Stricken)
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
fun, how i feel, humor, life, people, truth
They Say
They say,
nothing stays the same forever.
I say,
please stay the same until I die.
Written by
Wendydawn Brindley
Categories:
funny, humorous, slam, truth,
Monday Monday
Piece of gum attacked my shoe.
My fingers could not release.
Now, my hair is entangled.
Typical Monday!
Written by
Theresa A.K.A. Reecie
Categories:
fear, funny, social,
The Sad Truth About Life
Oh the horror!
For people,
it's just fun!
~Reecie
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
funny, truth,
- Santa Claus In November -
Already now begins Santa to receive many Christmas wishes
10286 letters arrived in his mailbox today ....
Oh ... so many to read - poor old man
Do you still believe in Santa Claus ..... I hope you do
If or when you stop believing in Santa Claus .....
will your Christmas gifts only include wool socks or underwear
12.11.2013
A-L Andresen :)
Written by
James Williams
Categories:
humor, sorry, truth,
I Owe You a Smile
I owe you a smile
If on today you see me down
Just know that I’m not myself right now
I’m just not having a good day
So please don’t get in my way
If I turn around and snap at you
It’s probably because I’ve already warned you
Today I’m not feeling like myself
So please go bother someone else
I’m sorry if you don’t like my attitude
I’m really trying hard not to be rude
But the wrinkle in my forehead should be a sign
That today is not your day and neither mine
So let me cool down and you try again in a little while
And remember this… “I owe you a smile.”
“The Simple Words”
Written by
Kp Nunez
Categories:
friendship, humor, poets, truth, wisdom,
Reflections Over a Cup of Soup
These three things I have learned today,
no, not just one or two;
The lessons here I have to say
came while I Souped with you.
Real friendship gained has great value
there’s pleasure in it too;
though I expect not all of you
would want my friendship, true?
Another thing I’ve learned is that
when in doubt learn to ask -
‘Tis better to have known the fact
than make a big faux pas.
And still there’s that third lesson here:
Though one thinks he has class,
Soupers will know if not sincere
and be after his a$$.
*To all Soupers, this is not a slam, just having a blast with the gang!
21 February 2015
Written by
Perry Mcdaid
Categories:
childhood, dedication, funny, humorous, mystery, truth
Discovery
Finger
of hungry child
finds unsavoury fare
in mysterious crevice of
nostril.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, nature, woman,
The Naked Truth -Bawdy Limerick
There once was a woman called Callie
Who loved having sex in the valley
Out in the fresh air
Her flesh she would bare
‘Twas better than in the back alley
03~30~17
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, caregiving, cowboy-western, education, fantasy, funny
The Naked Truth
< our top story tonight is Lawyers
a pain in the *** and real spoilers
with fancy cars homes suits
fifteen hundred kaboot
rather hire cowboy wearing just spurs
Entry For Carolyn Devonshire's
Lawyer Limerick's Contest
GL All
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
deep, funny, music, nature, truth,
Snapple Bottle and Cap
the underside
of the Snapple bottle cap
reads
that the nothingness
of a black hole
generates a sound
in the key of B flat
who can doubt
a Snapple cap
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
beauty, care, humorous, truth,
- Poem For Women -
Small or large breasts is something one is born with
It is easy to become blinded by the glamorous fashion
The quest for the perfect body
It's all about illusion
Focus on what is good for your body
New breasts can cost you dearly
No one need operations,
be grateful for the breasts you have
Most of the breasts hanging down ...
sooner or later
19.01.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
(unrhymed couplets)
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Written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
humor, philosophy, satire, truth,
Gods Work 1-1
god did good with what he had to work with considering 'twas nothing
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
funny, identity, life, truth,
I Always Wondered-1
I always wondered
if he knew my name
he called me Buddy.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
children, humorous, parents, truth,
Would I Lie To You
My advice to my younger self would be
DON'T believe what adults tell you...
Santa Claus
The Easter Bunny
The Tooth Fairy
Carrots help you see in the dark...
I rest my case!
Contest: What would you say
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