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Poem Details | by Clive Culverhouse |
Categories: fun, humorous, life, people, science, truth, world,

Many Coffees Go Cold - Reality Explained

the things you both see
you all see 
is merely a continuity safeguard 
one of the laws written in to prevent chaos
we can't have multiple lifeforms occupying the same space all seeing and experiencing something different
it just wouldn't work
so we've set impulses to align where and whenever possible
sure as hell easier when you lot are on your own
takes a heap of pressure off the system
that way we suspend everyone else
they're not needed
you don't surely think they're individually living do you
no, just on hold, paused 
until you're no longer on your own
then we have our work cut out again
and many coffees go cold


Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: fun, funny, life, old, truth,

I Have Holes In My Soles

my shirts and shoes
are wearing out -
and they tell me 
I am too

I patch and glue 
to make them whole -
but fail 
to make them new

I have holes in my soles
and frayed treads on my edges -
but manage 
for the most part to get through

until one day 
they say
it will all fall apart
hopefully all at once
I pray


Poem Details | by Pj Gongora |
Categories: conflict, confusion, evil, hilarious, society, trust, truth,

Why People Lie

Some people lie for no reason at all
While many lie with a great reasoning
Most lie to safeguard and be saved from fall
Others let themselves be blamed for speaking. 

Few lie for a good acceptable cause
And many just construct a cause to lie
Its not always the flip side of truth's pause
Sometimes a lie stands on its own clean tie. 

For lying is a complex social act
More than a habit but a human trait
To be a well functional artefact
Protecting expectations truth can't wait.

Lies cover up another truth to suit
Or made to create a new set of truth.

Poem Details | by Sarah Jones |
Categories: angst, funny, imagination, mystery, philosophy,

The Toilet Dream Speaks the Truth

I had a dream
Where all my clothes
Were in my toilet bowl
Clogging it.

Apparently this means that
I am drenched in emotions
Which need to be released
And expressed,

So I wrote
This poem.

Poem Details | by Honestly J.T. |
Categories: how i feel, humor, irony, poems, poetry, truth, writing,

Contradictionary

I feel that I've not done,
Everything that I should do.
I've not found the sun,
Nor what rain,
May have to prove.
Every word is dry,
With a fighting attitude,
Trying to deny, 
What I'd truly say to you.
I've tried to be the kind,
To write,
And please your very eyes.
Yet there comes a time,
When my muse,
Runs and hides.
Nay! This game of pain,
Is not what I ordain.
Peace will be sustained,
On the day,
I write again.


Poem Details | by L. Owens |
Categories: funny,

Truth

I want the truth.
The whole truth, not your spin
doctor, sound bite version of
the truth, but the real deal, 
honest to God
Baptist preacher on Easter
Sunday morning truth.
The kind of truth you only tell
your mama, because she’s psychic,
and it’s a waste of time trying to 
tell her anything else anyway.
Okay, let’s have it.
I’m a big girl and I can take it,
I won’t cry.
I want the truth.
The whole truth.
Did you eat the last
damn slice of pizza?

Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: humor,

The Naked Truth - Prequel

Laid right there on some fluffy grass waiting for all the boys to pass the wind would blow Callie would show those gazing down her prickly azz

Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: humorous,

The Honest Truth

I know my darling how hard you try
But I’m still partial to mama’s pie!

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Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humorous, political,

Repetition Is Not Truth

A once esteemed party was fain
To  cry ‘Racist!’ again and again
Not now and again
But NOW and AGAIN
Til it made neural paths in their brain

Poem Details | by Edward Ibeh |
Categories: humor, meaningful, perspective, truth,

The Power of a Mind

Your mind is your most powerful weapon, as long as you don't lose it




Date written: 01/19/2019

Poem Details | by Sandra L. Weiss |
Categories: fun, humorous, love, truth,

Saying I Love You

Someone tells you they love you for just being yourself.
They will spend their life proving to you that it is true.
A few years into the relationship, they want you to be someone else.
Did they not know who they were proving their love to?

Saying the words I love you may be a game, just for fun.
They are only words used by some to get their way.
After a while, they lose interest, and they are done.
It was a game that you were never taught to play.

Be mindful, make sure the I love you is meant for you.
Remember, if they start trying to change you...run!
If there is suspicion of someone else, it is probably true.
I hope you'll know when you've had enough fun.

Poem Details | by Joe Dimino |
Categories: evil, freedom, humorous, philosophy, political, truth, wisdom,

Some Thoughts

God believes in term limits – 
no surprise, Congress does not;

The soul responds immediately
to truth – while policy requires
endless debating...

Good needs no rehearsing – 
unlike evil, always heavily
scripted and eternally 
contracted....

Poem Details | by Zamreen Zarook |
Categories: age, angel, beautiful, beauty, body, boyfriend, celebration, celebrity, change, character, creation, desire, emotions, children, friendship, girl, girlfriend, hero, humorous, i love you, image, life, memorial day, memory, middle school, relationship, romantic, school, society, student, teen, teenage, truth, wisdom, woman, women, words, world, youth,

Fake Words

Fake Words – Zamreen Zarook

God have given us mouth,
Not to speak to north and south,
Tongue is given under an oath,
So it’s our duty to protect them both.

Girls chat fake with boys,
Having a notion that the boys are toys,
They often make varied noise,
Thinking to keep a trap on handsome guys.

Boys are also human being,
So it’s not possible being clean,
Things varies in the way they are seen,
So positive thinking will make you keen.

Boys’ minds are pure,
As it is pure bio,
So don’t try to pour vino,
Which will take decades to get cure.

Poem Details | by J.W. Earnings |
Categories: anger, childhood, class, confusion, crazy, dedication, children, kids, funny, growing up, growth, high school, how i feel, innocence, inspiration, life, middle school, people, rights, school, social, stress, student, teacher, teen, teenage, time, today, truth, words, writing, youth,

Bladder Problems In Class

Numbers on 
White board…names written hori-
zontally

Students ask
To go pee…right when class starts – 
THAT’S just wrong…

Bathroom line
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!

People are
Not using lunchtime to do 
Their business 

No one knows
When to do their duties – SER-
IOUSLY?

Poem Details | by Wendydawn Brindley |
Categories: funny, humorous, slam, truth,

Monday Monday

Piece of gum attacked my shoe.
My fingers could not release.
Now, my hair is entangled.
Typical Monday!

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, cheer up, computer, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, fantasy, feelings, funny, future, humorous, i love you, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, metaphor, miss you, mystery, passion, relationship, romance, romantic, sad love, school, science, science fiction, silly, social, sweet, teacher, together, true love, truth, uplifting, visionary, word play,

Binary

One is love, 
Zero is everything else.

Poem Details | by Theresa A.K.A. Reecie |
Categories: fear, funny, social,

The Sad Truth About Life

Oh the horror! For people, it's just fun!
~Reecie

Poem Details | by Robert Candler |
Categories: angst, change, giggle, happy, how i feel, humorous, journey, judgement, life, philosophy, self, simple, success, truth, wisdom,

A Better Way

There must have been a better way.
There's just no way around it.
Family and friends kept saying so;
But, somehow, I've never found it.

Honestly, I really never looked,
Thought life was treating me well;
But to hear those folks tell it,
My life's a living Hell

Always fraught with bad decisions...
In their opinions, I should say.
I'm sure they all wonder how
I make it through each day.

They could by right, I guess;
Although I must say,
If they were all as happy as I,
They would think they'd found a better way.

Poem Details | by James Williams |
Categories: humor, sorry, truth,

I Owe You a Smile

I owe you a smile



If on today you see me down
Just know that I’m not myself right now
I’m just not having a good day
So please don’t get in my way
If I turn around and snap at you
It’s probably because I’ve already warned you
Today I’m not feeling like myself
So please go bother someone else
I’m sorry if you don’t like my attitude
I’m really trying hard not to be rude
But the wrinkle in my forehead should be a sign
That today is not your day and neither mine
So let me cool down and you try again in a little while
And remember this… “I owe you a smile.”


 “The Simple Words”

Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories: funny, truth,

- Santa Claus In November -

Already now begins Santa to receive many Christmas wishes
      10286 letters arrived in his mailbox today ....
      Oh ... so many to read - poor old man
      Do you still believe in Santa Claus ..... I hope you do
      If or when you stop believing in Santa Claus .....
      will your Christmas gifts only include wool socks or underwear





12.11.2013
A-L  Andresen :)

Poem Details | by Deborah Finneran |
Categories: beautiful, change, character, chocolate, food, fun, growing up, happy, heaven, humorous, i love you, imagination, inspiration, inspirational, introspection, joy, life, light, love, metaphor, philosophy, self, simple, strength, success, thank you, thanks, thanksgiving, time, today, truth, uplifting, visionary, wisdom, words,

Cookies-Food For Thought

Cookies -
Why can’t I have the chocolate one
I want more
She took my cookie
Hers is bigger than mine
I want to trade
That’s not fair

Cookies +
Thank you for the cookie
I love you
Thanks for all you do for me
I am satisfied
This is good
I am loved
Written By  Deborah Finneran :)  2013

Poem Details | by Perry Mcdaid |
Categories: childhood, dedication, funny, humorous, mystery, truth, visionary,

Discovery

Finger 
of hungry child 
finds unsavoury fare 
in mysterious crevice of 
nostril.

Poem Details | by Kp Nunez |
Categories: friendship, humor, poets, truth, wisdom,

Reflections Over a Cup of Soup

These three things I have learned today,
no, not just one or two;
The lessons here I have to say
came while I Souped with you.

Real friendship gained has great value
there’s pleasure in it too;
though I expect not all of you
would want my friendship, true?

Another thing I’ve learned is that
when in doubt learn to ask -
‘Tis better to have known the fact
than make a big faux pas.

And still there’s that third lesson here:
Though one thinks he has class,
Soupers will know if not sincere
and be after his a$$.





*To all Soupers, this is not a slam, just having a blast with the gang!

21 February 2015

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: adventure, caregiving, cowboy-western, education, fantasy, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, on work and working, people, slam, visionary, work

The Naked Truth

<                                our top story tonight is Lawyers
                                  a pain in the *** and real spoilers
                                  with  fancy cars homes suits
                                  fifteen hundred kaboot
                                  rather hire cowboy wearing just spurs






Entry For Carolyn Devonshire's 
Lawyer Limerick's Contest

GL All

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous, nature, woman,

The Naked Truth -Bawdy Limerick

There once was a woman called Callie Who loved having sex in the valley Out in the fresh air Her flesh she would bare ‘Twas better than in the back alley 03~30~17