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Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: animal, bird, farm, funny, music, silly, song,

Chicken Singing Turkey in the Straw

Buck buck buh-buck-buck
Buck buck buh-buck
Buck buck, buck buck, buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.

Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buck buck buck buck
Buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous, thanksgiving,

Thomas Turkey Avoids The Dreaded Axe

Tom Turkey got lost 'midst the teeming flock,

   Thus, avoiding the dreaded chopping block!

      Hunkering down spared his life,

         Averting the carving knife!

            He now recovers from traumatic shock!

Poem Details | by Lawrence Ingle |
Categories: funny

INGLE WITH HIS TURKEY TIME JINGLE

I'M GONNA GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE,
UNTIL I WOBBLE, WOBBLE, WOBBLE...

Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: funny, holiday, thanksgiving,

A Thankful Turkey

Written by Gail DeBole

When a turkey, who yearly escapes
From his owner's Thanksgiving plate,
Was asked to reveal
Why he's never a meal
He said, "That much of a turkey I ain't!"



Note: Thanksgiving is celebrated on the fourth Thursday of each November in the United States.  President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed this as an official holiday in 1863.


Poem Details | by Randy Imwalle |
Categories: animal, food, funny, holiday, humorous, thanksgiving,

Which Turkey to Take - A Thanksgiving Limerick

The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake.

Poem Details | by Jasmine Cruz |
Categories: funny, thanksgiving,

Thanksgiving Without Turkey

( THANKSGIVING WITHOUT TURKEY )

I sat at the table, eager to eat
To have my fill, right at my seat
My father carved the Turkey
A wonderful sight
My mother asked me “dark meat or white”?
But just before my plate came near
My little dog Edgar pulled up from the rear
He jumped on the table in a single bound
Landing in the middle with nary a sound
He landed on my Turkey 
One and all could see
And right there Edgar decided to pee
I shook in horror, I quaked in fright
But in the end, I knew Edgar was right
He’s just a dog, and did what dogs do
I could not be angry, but I told him to shoo
So mother cleaned the table, and discarded the Turkey
And in it's place we had beef jerky!

Poem Details | by kevin leake |
Categories: blessing, humor, thanksgiving,

Turkey Day




Let’s thank God for this turkey day
But all of the birds have runaway
They must of seen the axe 
Don’t think they could relax
Left all their feathers in the hay



© Copyright K.C.Leake
26th November 2015
All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by A. Juman |
Categories: bird, children, cry, dark, freedom, hilarious, humanity, imagery, irony,

Said the turkey - Murder

Said the turkey,
Please, Please, Please pardon me.
Look at how I tilt my head in plea!
You HUMANS!
Y'all are ugly fat-head Killers?
A lot of gall,
even telling God you'll are going to killing me.
You flesh eating devils.
Parasites!
Y'all disgust me.
 11/26/2013       © A. Juman The "said" Poet
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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous, thanksgiving,

Turkey Breast Best

Turkey Breast Best

For Thanksgiving what I like best
Has to be a big turkey breast
Or if all eaten can surely rely
On a great, good looking thigh.

Myself have not been a wing man
Being pilot was part of my plan
And if I have to be more direct
Can't stand either back or neck.

Now my wife is a cooking wizard
Is great with giblets and gizzard
Ended up huffing and stuffing
After eating all of the stuffing.

Could it be possible that a canary
Likes turkey sandwich with cranberry
She's sweet just like Russell Stover
So why don't you come right over.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Poem Details | by Josette Key |
Categories: food, funny, people, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,

It's Turkey Time

Bow your head and pray
Today's Thanksgiving day.

Poor turkey felt the axe
Bet he's sorry he ever hatched.

Mashed potatoes, gravy, yams
Consume mass quantities (But never ham)

Eat real fast and clean your plate
Soon you'll have a tummy ache.

Belch and moan and pop your zipper
'Hey hon, where's the Alka Seltzer?'

Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: funny, holiday, thanksgiving,

I Am Turkey

I am turkey
hear me roar,
we stand in numbers
too great to ignore

Please don't take the axe,
the gun, or the knife -
we are all just trying
to live out a turkey life

We never did anything wrong
to be cooked and sitting on your table,
we cannot understand why
you all love the Honeysuckle label

So have some other Thanksgiving dinner
it won't hurt you to try -
how about two McDonalds Big Mac's
with a super-sized French fry?


For "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" contest sponsored by Destroyer ~ Poet.

Poem Details | by Susan Ashley |
Categories: fun, humor, political, thanksgiving day,

Turkey Day For A Lame Duck




Now pouts the ex-president Trumpty his turkey-day gravy’s all lumpy he’s down on his luck for he’s a lame duck his a** voters threw in the dumpty Susan Ashley November 26, 2020 ~ Second Place ~ Contest: Out On A Lim Sponsor: Joseph May

Poem Details | by randy johnson |
Categories: funny, humor, wife,

Cold Turkey

When you quit smoking, you always go cold turkey and you become very mean.
Every time you try to quit, you turn into a monster when you go without nicotine.
The last time you quit, you threw the microwave and hit me in the head.
I was out for days, the doctor thought that I was dead.
You washed my clothes in gasoline and when I put the on, you lit a match.
You become a ***** when you quit cold turkey, use a damn nicotine patch!

(This is a fictional poem)

Poem Details | by Annalise Brigham...a.k.a. Audrey Haick |
Categories: funny, sea, seasonsthanksgiving, time,

Ode To A Turkey

Gobble gobble here comes trouble
Every year this time comes a struggle
Will I be the one for the pot this time?
Is the major worry on my mind
O where can I run and hide?
When my girth is so wide?

Listen please to some sound advice
Why celebrate Thanksgiving with my demise?
Why not choose a chicken? You would be surprised
More time spent with family dinner ready in a flash
You would be ‘going green’ you’ll save some cash
Just imagine what you’d do with all that stash

Poem Details | by tom bell |
Categories: funny, life, people,

Turkey Tom's Tiny Tidbits, for Carol

"Anything i can do, you could do better!" 
I'm different.  I like my sushi well done.
"Sure you're right!...Who cares?"
I'm as wise as a potato chip.
Is it illegal to leave a night-light on in the day?
"If music be the food of love...I'm tone deaf."
So what? I guess my self-confidence made me inferior.
I hired an interior decorator for my refrigerator.
I spend my time figuring out how to spend my time!!

good day , Carol....

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: christmas, food, humorous,

COLD TURKEY

turkey sandwiches until the end of the month … that bird was just huge! 28/12/17

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: allegory, funny,

Turkey

Butter all  hot steam                                                                                                     
Do you ever feel stuffed                                                                                                   
One up on the ham

Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny

To the Greedy Turkey

You shouldn't a been so greedy
And at the feedbox shoven'
For every four pounds that you gained
Its an hour in the oven.

I'm sorry if your Thanksgiven'
Is something less than happy.
You shoulda listened to your ma
When she tole about your pappy.

She said that he was greedy,
Chased the others from the trough.
He was so big and looked so good,
They chopped his proud head off.

Your brothers what you bested
Will live another year.
I grab the biggest drumstick
And brush away a tear.

I beat my brothers to that leg
And I'm feelin' kind of perky.
I'm glad on this Thanksgiven Day,
I wasen born a turkey.

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny, history,

Ben Franklin's Turkey

Witty Founding Father Ben Franklin

Gave his contemporaries many a grin.

Although he wanted the turkey to be our national bird,

Fortunately John Adam’s “eagle” had the final word.
 


*entry for PD's Clerihew 2 contest



Poem Details | by Michael Degenhardt |
Categories: funny

Tom Turkey Talking (Footle)

Baste Me

Taste Me

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous, thanksgiving,

Tom Turkey Evades The Axe Again

Tom Turkey's doom again was kept at bay

   He wasn't picked for Thanksgiving entree

      Hunkered down to keep his head

         His pals were victims instead

            Tom survived to live for another day

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, imagination, motherbird, bird,

Slaughtered Turkey

You was such a big  bird fatten
The first to grace our table
We almost always had a young hen
Sometimes a mean ol' rooster if we were able

Looking foward to the golden bird
With the crispy, crunchy skin not curd
A drumstick or a baby drumette
The bird of a stories one who did pruette

When in the kitchen ladies did gather
They needed to know what was the matter
Mother discovered she didn't have pot
In which the big bird would sot

They took the hack saw to cut that bird
Then cooked him in five pots how absurd
Somehow got him ready for the table
To add to our meal of greens and sweet potatotes

Poem Details | by cecil hickman |
Categories: adventure, daughter, family, food, funny, holiday, places, social

Florida Turkey

We will be visiting the land of the sun.
To see our little girl and have some fun.
We are going to have, Florida Turkey to eat.
While we all go shopping for black friday treat.
It will be a quick trip,only a week we will spend.
Family get togethers are almost a forgotten trend.
Feasting together, I know we will get our fill.
Shopping with both, my daughter and wife till.
Truly there will be many stories, that will thrill.
I was told if I did not go, my body she will kill.
Within this little poem of my journey to come.
I wish, poetry soup, Happy Thankgiving, from,
This humble and learning poet, to everyone.
Now it is off we go, to the land of the sun.



Poem Details | by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr |
Categories: humorous,

WHITE TURKEY MEAT

it big and round
he meat is sound
got teeth
your knock off your feet
the taste
don't  to waste
you feel  a dance beat
to eat
TURKEY WHITE MEAT

Poem Details | by Edward Ibeh |
Categories: bird, holiday, humor, november, thanksgiving day,

A Turkey In November

        Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!
Quick! Quick! Quick! Please save me!
         I don't want to end up...
      on plates Thanksgiving Day!

         Take me to the leader;
         our President, I mean!
       If you could feel my dread...
          I need to be pardoned!


Alexandrine - Modified Poetry Contest (Winner: 3rd Place)
Sponsored by Dear Heart
Date written: 03/20/2020
8 lines, 6 syllables each line, Unrhymed