Humorous and funny Turkey poems and/or funny poems about Turkey. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Turkey funny poems!
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
animal, bird, farm, funny, music, silly, song,
Chicken Singing Turkey In the Straw
Buck buck buh-buck-buck
Buck buck buh-buck
Buck buck, buck buck, buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.
Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buck buck buck buck
Buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, thanksgiving,
Thomas Turkey Avoids the Dreaded Axe
Tom Turkey got lost 'midst the teeming flock,
Thus, avoiding the dreaded chopping block!
Hunkering down spared his life,
Averting the carving knife!
He now recovers from traumatic shock!
Written by
Lawrence Ingle
Categories:
funny
Ingle With His Turkey Time Jingle
I'M GONNA GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE,
UNTIL I WOBBLE, WOBBLE, WOBBLE...
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
funny, holiday, thanksgiving,
A Thankful Turkey
Written by Gail DeBole
When a turkey, who yearly escapes
From his owner's Thanksgiving plate,
Was asked to reveal
Why he's never a meal
He said, "That much of a turkey I ain't!"
Note: Thanksgiving is celebrated on the fourth Thursday of each November in the United States. President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed this as an official holiday in 1863.
Written by
Randy Imwalle
Categories:
animal, food, funny, holiday, humorous, thanksgiving,
Which Turkey To Take - a Thanksgiving Limerick
The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake.
Written by
Susan Ashley
Categories:
fun, humor, political, thanksgiving day,
Turkey Day For a Lame Duck
Now pouts the ex-president Trumpty
his turkey-day gravy’s all lumpy
he’s down on his luck
for he’s a lame duck
his a** voters threw in the dumpty
Susan Ashley
November 26, 2020
~ Second Place ~
Contest: Out On A Lim
Sponsor: Joseph May
Written by
Tom Cunningham
Categories:
christmas, humor,
Turkey Trouble
The Christmas turkey was frozen solid and was looking raw and white
So I placed it on a tray at room temperature, and left it thawing overnight
My son came in late and turned up the heating, to a hundred and fifteen
I woke up Christmas morning to a stench, and the turkey had turned green.
Written on 23 December 2021
A Funny Christmas Themed 4 liner Poetry Contest
Sponsored By Tania Kitchin.
Written by
Jasmine Cruz
Categories:
funny, thanksgiving,
Thanksgiving Without Turkey
( THANKSGIVING WITHOUT TURKEY )
I sat at the table, eager to eat
To have my fill, right at my seat
My father carved the Turkey
A wonderful sight
My mother asked me “dark meat or white”?
But just before my plate came near
My little dog Edgar pulled up from the rear
He jumped on the table in a single bound
Landing in the middle with nary a sound
He landed on my Turkey
One and all could see
And right there Edgar decided to pee
I shook in horror, I quaked in fright
But in the end, I knew Edgar was right
He’s just a dog, and did what dogs do
I could not be angry, but I told him to shoo
So mother cleaned the table, and discarded the Turkey
And in it's place we had beef jerky!
Written by
Kevin Leake
Categories:
blessing, humor, thanksgiving,
Turkey Day
Let’s thank God for this turkey day
But all of the birds have runaway
They must of seen the axe
Don’t think they could relax
Left all their feathers in the hay
© Copyright K.C.Leake
26th November 2015
All Rights Reserved
Written by
A. Juman
Categories:
bird, children, cry, dark, freedom, hilarious, humanity, imagery, irony,
Said the Turkey - Murder
Said the turkey,
Please, Please, Please pardon me.
Look at how I tilt my head in plea!
You HUMANS!
Y'all are ugly fat-head Killers?
A lot of gall,
even telling God you'll are going to killing me.
You flesh eating devils.
Parasites!
Y'all disgust me.
11/26/2013 © A. Juman The "said" Poet
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Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous, thanksgiving,
Turkey Breast Best
Turkey Breast Best
For Thanksgiving what I like best
Has to be a big turkey breast
Or if all eaten can surely rely
On a great, good looking thigh.
Myself have not been a wing man
Being pilot was part of my plan
And if I have to be more direct
Can't stand either back or neck.
Now my wife is a cooking wizard
Is great with giblets and gizzard
Ended up huffing and stuffing
After eating all of the stuffing.
Could it be possible that a canary
Likes turkey sandwich with cranberry
She's sweet just like Russell Stover
So why don't you come right over.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
christmas, food, humorous,
Cold Turkey
turkey sandwiches
until the end of the month …
that bird was just huge!
28/12/17
Written by
Josette Key
Categories:
food, funny, people, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,
It's Turkey Time
Bow your head and pray
Today's Thanksgiving day.
Poor turkey felt the axe
Bet he's sorry he ever hatched.
Mashed potatoes, gravy, yams
Consume mass quantities (But never ham)
Eat real fast and clean your plate
Soon you'll have a tummy ache.
Belch and moan and pop your zipper
'Hey hon, where's the Alka Seltzer?'
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, thanksgiving,
Tom Turkey Evades the Axe Again
Tom Turkey's doom again was kept at bay
He wasn't picked for Thanksgiving entree
Hunkered down to keep his head
His pals were victims instead
Tom survived to live for another day
Written by
Michael Tor
Categories:
fun, funny,
Elmer Fudd Goes Hunting For A Prized Turkey Happy Thanksgiving Dear Writers
Elmer Fudd went hunting for a big prized Turkey.
A Big Gobbler he heard, Gobble near an Oak Tree..
He aimed his rifle, fired a shot!
Missed, Fell back, landed on his butt!
The Turkey saw, ran, and laughed uncontrollably!
I wish everyone a festive
Thanksgiving with family
and friends. Stay safe
out there, enjoy your tasty
meals, and give thanks
for this joyous occasion.
God bless everyone and all
you love...
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny, history,
Ben Franklin's Turkey
Witty Founding Father Ben Franklin
Gave his contemporaries many a grin.
Although he wanted the turkey to be our national bird,
Fortunately John Adam’s “eagle” had the final word.
*entry for PD's Clerihew 2 contest
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor,
Don T Be a Turkey
DON’T BE A TURKEY
O Tom, he has wisdom and marmite.
Others they like spreading delight-
ful vegemite,
which seems quite spite-
ful. Still Tom does think they’ll try a bite.
What think you, of stuffing a turkey?
You’d rather eat marmite on crusty
thick bread? A smile
and all the while
your friends, over vegemite, lusty.
So don’t be a turkey, dear Tom, sir.
That jar, with its cap, away with her.
Your friends be snick-
ering…a trick,
while they have a lick of their spoons, sir.
10/14/2022
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
funny, life, people,
Turkey Tom's Tiny Tidbits, For Carol
"Anything i can do, you could do better!"
I'm different. I like my sushi well done.
"Sure you're right!...Who cares?"
I'm as wise as a potato chip.
Is it illegal to leave a night-light on in the day?
"If music be the food of love...I'm tone deaf."
So what? I guess my self-confidence made me inferior.
I hired an interior decorator for my refrigerator.
I spend my time figuring out how to spend my time!!
good day , Carol....
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Talking Turkey
Earth glows in the dark like a bauble
Though sometimes its orbit will wobble
In Glasgow they came
To allocate blame
Knowing Scotch can make eagles gobble!
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
funny, holiday, thanksgiving,
I Am Turkey
I am turkey
hear me roar,
we stand in numbers
too great to ignore
Please don't take the axe,
the gun, or the knife -
we are all just trying
to live out a turkey life
We never did anything wrong
to be cooked and sitting on your table,
we cannot understand why
you all love the Honeysuckle label
So have some other Thanksgiving dinner
it won't hurt you to try -
how about a McDonald's Big Mac
with a super-sized French fry?
For "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" contest sponsored by Destroyer ~ Poet.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
bird, farm, funny, humor, humorous, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,
talking turkey
pilgrim turkeys sensing dread
scurry into an old shed
farmer hear our plea
nest we in a tree
and dear friend we are ill bred.
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
funny, humor, wife,
Cold Turkey
When you quit smoking, you always go cold turkey and you become very mean.
Every time you try to quit, you turn into a monster when you go without nicotine.
The last time you quit, you threw the microwave and hit me in the head.
I was out for days, the doctor thought that I was dead.
You washed my clothes in gasoline and when I put the on, you lit a match.
You become a ***** when you quit cold turkey, use a damn nicotine patch!
(This is a fictional poem)
Written by
Audrey Haick
Categories:
funny, sea, seasonsthanksgiving, time,
Ode To a Turkey
Gobble gobble here comes trouble
Every year this time comes a struggle
Will I be the one for the pot this time?
Is the major worry on my mind
O where can I run and hide?
When my girth is so wide?
Listen please to some sound advice
Why celebrate Thanksgiving with my demise?
Why not choose a chicken? You would be surprised
More time spent with family dinner ready in a flash
You would be ‘going green’ you’ll save some cash
Just imagine what you’d do with all that stash
Written by
W J Clarke
Categories:
christmas, humor,
Turkey Jitters
At Christmastide the family felt dread,
As they sat around a fantastic spread,
As dad carved the turkey,
It spoke up quite quirky,
“Do you fancy swopping places instead?”
17/11/22
A Fun Holiday Limerick competition
Tania Kitchin
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Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
bird, food, humor, thanksgiving, tribute,
To a Turkey
Noble, regal tasseled turkey
prominent, pendulous wattle,
garb of iridescent feathers,
and bright red dangly snood.
Your stately gait pleases my eye
and your beloved, peculiar gobble
sends particular pleasure to my ear
May you forever strut your stuff(ing)!