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Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
animal, bird, farm, funny, music, silly, song,
Buck buck buh-buck-buck
Buck buck buh-buck
Buck buck, buck buck, buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.
Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buck buck buck buck
Buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous, thanksgiving,
Tom Turkey got lost 'midst the teeming flock,
Thus, avoiding the dreaded chopping block!
Hunkering down spared his life,
Averting the carving knife!
He now recovers from traumatic shock!
Poem Details | by
Lawrence Ingle |
Categories:
funny
I'M GONNA GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE,
UNTIL I WOBBLE, WOBBLE, WOBBLE...
Poem Details | by
Gail DeBole |
Categories:
funny, holiday, thanksgiving,
Written by Gail DeBole
When a turkey, who yearly escapes
From his owner's Thanksgiving plate,
Was asked to reveal
Why he's never a meal
He said, "That much of a turkey I ain't!"
Note: Thanksgiving is celebrated on the fourth Thursday of each November in the United States. President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed this as an official holiday in 1863.
Poem Details | by
Randy Imwalle |
Categories:
animal, food, funny, holiday, humorous, thanksgiving,
The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake.
Poem Details | by
Susan Ashley |
Categories:
fun, humor, political, thanksgiving day,
Now pouts the ex-president Trumpty
his turkey-day gravy’s all lumpy
he’s down on his luck
for he’s a lame duck
his a** voters threw in the dumpty
Susan Ashley
November 26, 2020
~ Second Place ~
Contest: Out On A Lim
Sponsor: Joseph May
Poem Details | by
Jasmine Cruz |
Categories:
funny, thanksgiving,
( THANKSGIVING WITHOUT TURKEY )
I sat at the table, eager to eat
To have my fill, right at my seat
My father carved the Turkey
A wonderful sight
My mother asked me “dark meat or white”?
But just before my plate came near
My little dog Edgar pulled up from the rear
He jumped on the table in a single bound
Landing in the middle with nary a sound
He landed on my Turkey
One and all could see
And right there Edgar decided to pee
I shook in horror, I quaked in fright
But in the end, I knew Edgar was right
He’s just a dog, and did what dogs do
I could not be angry, but I told him to shoo
So mother cleaned the table, and discarded the Turkey
And in it's place we had beef jerky!
Poem Details | by
Tom Cunningham |
Categories:
christmas, humor,
The Christmas turkey was frozen solid and was looking raw and white
So I placed it on a tray at room temperature, and left it thawing overnight
My son came in late and turned up the heating, to a hundred and fifteen
I woke up Christmas morning to a stench, and the turkey had turned green.
Written on 23 December 2021
A Funny Christmas Themed 4 liner Poetry Contest
Sponsored By Tania Kitchin.
Poem Details | by
kevin leake |
Categories:
blessing, humor, thanksgiving,
Let’s thank God for this turkey day
But all of the birds have runaway
They must of seen the axe
Don’t think they could relax
Left all their feathers in the hay
© Copyright K.C.Leake
26th November 2015
All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
A. Juman |
Categories:
bird, children, cry, dark, freedom, hilarious, humanity, imagery, irony,
Said the turkey,
Please, Please, Please pardon me.
Look at how I tilt my head in plea!
You HUMANS!
Y'all are ugly fat-head Killers?
A lot of gall,
even telling God you'll are going to killing me.
You flesh eating devils.
Parasites!
Y'all disgust me.
11/26/2013 © A. Juman The "said" Poet
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Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous, thanksgiving,
Turkey Breast Best
For Thanksgiving what I like best
Has to be a big turkey breast
Or if all eaten can surely rely
On a great, good looking thigh.
Myself have not been a wing man
Being pilot was part of my plan
And if I have to be more direct
Can't stand either back or neck.
Now my wife is a cooking wizard
Is great with giblets and gizzard
Ended up huffing and stuffing
After eating all of the stuffing.
Could it be possible that a canary
Likes turkey sandwich with cranberry
She's sweet just like Russell Stover
So why don't you come right over.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Poem Details | by
Josette Key |
Categories:
food, funny, people, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,
Bow your head and pray
Today's Thanksgiving day.
Poor turkey felt the axe
Bet he's sorry he ever hatched.
Mashed potatoes, gravy, yams
Consume mass quantities (But never ham)
Eat real fast and clean your plate
Soon you'll have a tummy ache.
Belch and moan and pop your zipper
'Hey hon, where's the Alka Seltzer?'
Poem Details | by
George Aul |
Categories:
funny, holiday, thanksgiving,
I am turkey
hear me roar,
we stand in numbers
too great to ignore
Please don't take the axe,
the gun, or the knife -
we are all just trying
to live out a turkey life
We never did anything wrong
to be cooked and sitting on your table,
we cannot understand why
you all love the Honeysuckle label
So have some other Thanksgiving dinner
it won't hurt you to try -
how about a McDonald's Big Mac
with a super-sized French fry?
For "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" contest sponsored by Destroyer ~ Poet.
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
funny, history,
Witty Founding Father Ben Franklin
Gave his contemporaries many a grin.
Although he wanted the turkey to be our national bird,
Fortunately John Adam’s “eagle” had the final word.
*entry for PD's Clerihew 2 contest
Poem Details | by
randy johnson |
Categories:
funny, humor, wife,
When you quit smoking, you always go cold turkey and you become very mean.
Every time you try to quit, you turn into a monster when you go without nicotine.
The last time you quit, you threw the microwave and hit me in the head.
I was out for days, the doctor thought that I was dead.
You washed my clothes in gasoline and when I put the on, you lit a match.
You become a ***** when you quit cold turkey, use a damn nicotine patch!
(This is a fictional poem)
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
christmas, food, humorous,
turkey sandwiches
until the end of the month …
that bird was just huge!
28/12/17
Poem Details | by
tom bell |
Categories:
funny, life, people,
"Anything i can do, you could do better!"
I'm different. I like my sushi well done.
"Sure you're right!...Who cares?"
I'm as wise as a potato chip.
Is it illegal to leave a night-light on in the day?
"If music be the food of love...I'm tone deaf."
So what? I guess my self-confidence made me inferior.
I hired an interior decorator for my refrigerator.
I spend my time figuring out how to spend my time!!
good day , Carol....
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
allegory, funny,
Butter all hot steam
Do you ever feel stuffed
One up on the ham
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous, thanksgiving,
Tom Turkey's doom again was kept at bay
He wasn't picked for Thanksgiving entree
Hunkered down to keep his head
His pals were victims instead
Tom survived to live for another day
Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
funny
You shouldn't a been so greedy
And at the feedbox shoven'
For every four pounds that you gained
Its an hour in the oven.
I'm sorry if your Thanksgiven'
Is something less than happy.
You shoulda listened to your ma
When she tole about your pappy.
She said that he was greedy,
Chased the others from the trough.
He was so big and looked so good,
They chopped his proud head off.
Your brothers what you bested
Will live another year.
I grab the biggest drumstick
And brush away a tear.
I beat my brothers to that leg
And I'm feelin' kind of perky.
I'm glad on this Thanksgiven Day,
I wasen born a turkey.
Poem Details | by
Michael Degenhardt |
Categories:
funny
Baste Me
Taste Me
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
Earth glows in the dark like a bauble
Though sometimes its orbit will wobble
In Glasgow they came
To allocate blame
Knowing Scotch can make eagles gobble!
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny, imagination, motherbird, bird,
You was such a big bird fatten
The first to grace our table
We almost always had a young hen
Sometimes a mean ol' rooster if we were able
Looking foward to the golden bird
With the crispy, crunchy skin not curd
A drumstick or a baby drumette
The bird of a stories one who did pruette
When in the kitchen ladies did gather
They needed to know what was the matter
Mother discovered she didn't have pot
In which the big bird would sot
They took the hack saw to cut that bird
Then cooked him in five pots how absurd
Somehow got him ready for the table
To add to our meal of greens and sweet potatotes
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
humor,
DON’T BE A TURKEY
O Tom, he has wisdom and marmite.
Others they like spreading delight-
ful vegemite,
which seems quite spite-
ful. Still Tom does think they’ll try a bite.
What think you, of stuffing a turkey?
You’d rather eat marmite on crusty
thick bread? A smile
and all the while
your friends, over vegemite, lusty.
So don’t be a turkey, dear Tom, sir.
That jar, with its cap, away with her.
Your friends be snick-
ering…a trick,
while they have a lick of their spoons, sir.
10/14/2022
Poem Details | by
Edward Ibeh |
Categories:
bird, holiday, humor, november, thanksgiving day,
Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!
Quick! Quick! Quick! Please save me!
I don't want to end up...
on plates Thanksgiving Day!
Take me to the leader;
our President, I mean!
If you could feel my dread...
I need to be pardoned!
Alexandrine - Modified Poetry Contest (Winner: 3rd Place)
Sponsored by Dear Heart
Date written: 03/20/2020
8 lines, 6 syllables each line, Unrhymed