Humorous and funny Tv poems and/or funny poems about Tv. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Tv funny poems!
Written by
Steve Voorhees
Categories:
funny
Surreality Tv
From every side of a culture filled with "pop"
I could flip through five thousand channels non-stop
Surfing through waves of Pepsi and Spears
wading through starlets priming in mirrors
Oh, Oh!! Its Paris! Never more substantial things to see
I hope her new BFF is Britney, or Whitney...or Whatever
I saw Miss Hilton's soul walk out of her lithe body
It looked like a celaphane bag filled with pink cotton candy
Walking chin up with Tyra, picking our next Top Model
to marry the next American Idol on a special
edition of "Making the Bachelor of Love"
Oh the Humanity! Oh the Reality!
They found true love on TV....Isn't life botoxiful??
...
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
funny, life, pollution, technology,
I Am Sitting Inside My Smart Tv Set With My Wireless Remote Control
I am sitting inside my smart TV set
with my wireless remote control
and I can’t seem to get my wireless remote control
to work for me
can someone out there
please keep on changing the channels for me
to something else
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, technology,
Tv Remote Control
The dude who invented the remote control certainly was a genius!
I can surf the TV from the comfort of my Lazy-Boy - 'tis so ingenious!
But even with this technological marvel I still have a complaint.
Why is it that the illusive remote is usually where I ain't?
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Written by
Mike Jones
Categories:
humorous,
Tv Ads
There's nothing like a TV ad.
A crass intrusion to a play,
It shreds my nerves and makes me mad.
And some of them are really bad
The products too – they'll make you pay;
There's nothing like a TV ad.
The use of animals is sad :
Chimps “talking”, drinking tea all day !
It shreds my nerves and makes me mad.
But Russian meerkats make me glad,
To buy insurance ? Well, I may –
There's nothing like a TV ad.
A bicycle pushed by a lad
Up cobbled street with brown loaf, aye,
It shreds my nerves and makes me mad.
And now I'll take a break, by gad,
A drink's the tonic, so they say,
There's nothing like a TV ad.
They shred my nerves and make me mad
Written by
Rhoda Tripp
Categories:
car, childhood, crazy, funny, word play,
Dukes of Hazard Tv
Tom Wopat
Where ya at?
Generally crazy,
Or pushing up daisy?
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
funny, humor, perspective, satire, silly, spoken word, words,
Can I Say Bleep On Tv
Can I say BLEEP on your show?
"No, that's not allowed."
Why not? It's not a bad word.
I'd think I could say it numerous times,
Like, BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP.
"Stop that, it'll just be bleeped."
Well then, can I say smegma
Or at least shorten it to smeg?
"I don't know what that is."
It's is a lot worse than BLEEP
I'll tell you that.
"Isn't it just a made-up swear word
Used by Lister on Red Dwarf?"
As point of fact it's not
I wonder how they got away with it
For so long
When I can't even say BLEEP.
"Then what is smegma precisely?"
Roughly the male equivalent
Of female sootikins.
Can I say sootikins on tv?
"Sounds harmless enough."
Great.
Written by
Jeralynn Clark
Categories:
funny
Tv Reality
TV Reality
Survivors of Amazing Race
met The Nanny whose Big Brother
was The Bachelor who
had an Extreme Makeover
in 48 Hours
Addictive Characterization
Written by
Angela G
Categories:
funny
If You Want To Stay Married, Leave the Tv On
Your mouth noise is polluting the table
You sound like a cow in the stable
Must you slurp your spaghetti
Don't dare call me petty
Thank God we have TV with cable
Written by
J.W. Earnings
Categories:
child, childhood, fun, funny, silly,
12:40 Am: Still Watching Tv
Feelin' fine
On a Sunday night, despite my
Lack of sleep
I need sleep for school tomo
I'm a crazy boy, I know!
Watchin' film
Watchin' DODGER games
And Lakers Games
With my brother and sister on red couch
T.V. night tonight!
Watchin' screen eagerly
Watchin' scary movie
Watchin' my bro's tennis match
Watchin' cartoons
Like Spongebob and....
Never mind that!
No one needs tah no dat!
Written by
Robert Heemstra
Categories:
humor,
Tv Haiku
was Emergency
Little House on the Prairie
911 was called
Written by
Christopher Allen
Categories:
humanity, humor, humorous,
I'Ve Been Watching That Tv Drama Set In Space With That Bloke With the Helmet
he keeps saying it's
gonna
be a bumpy ride
but that's life
and all these spin-offs
about juggernauts
space fairies
and
helmets with no chin straps
riding in his
space cow
across the galaxy
i'm considering a chin-strap-beard
we are
one tonight
i explain to the human geography teacher
in the lounge
that i am a completionist
i don't just
watch some episodes, but finish the lot
he counters, "did you see every episode
of duck tales?"
the man is mad
Written by
Emily Pascale
Categories:
funny,
Tv
I’m nervous about being on TV.
Everyone in this world or at least this country may see me.
Is my hair okay?
Any strands left astray?
Is my make-up alright?
Is my lipstick too bright?
What on earth am I going to say?
What if I stutter and become the laugh of the day?
Uh Oh, my time is up.
Oh well, wish me luck.
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
humorous,
Tv, Romance
TV, Romance
So I´m guilty, a temporary crack in
my tough exterior, a moment of
sentimental- too mush watching of
soap opera- weakness.
Her coat, hang in the wardrobe, in
the restaurant, and I pressed it to
my my face, closed my eyes and
inhaled her fragrance, only woke up
when two women looked at me and
giggled. I must be careful not show
a chink in my armour of coolness and
never again watch Brazilian soaps.
Written by
Nicholas Caplan
Categories:
funny
Tv
stare until my eyes start to bleed,
mystified gaze, what could be of such beauty?
drop jaw, in a trance! What could it be?
TV will be the death of me.
Written by
Jodie Steward
Categories:
funny,
My Husband the Tv Set
How can this all happen
Especially to my man,
He just likes his shows
I don't really understand.
From Law n Order
To the local news,
Onto a good Charmed
Then rerun cartooms.
He has no eyes or nose now
Mouth and ears gone on his head,
There are two long antenas
A tuning knob there instead.
His body is now a box
He just sits there on a stand,
The poor couch is lonely
For it once held my man.
The kids are very confused
Just stand there and stare,
Asking where their father is
I point to the tv and say hes right there.
Please take this warning seriously
Not even for a moment forget,
If your not real carefull
You could become a tv set.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
perspective,
Tv Humor
Pharmacy visit.
Loud women over talk each other
On TV
A channel I have never seen
You do not need to tweet everything you think!
One yells, loudly.
Being an American
I laugh.
Written by
Michael Degenhardt
Categories:
funny,
A Tv Classic
Captured by the Nazis,
Destined for compound,
The many came together
Though, seldom ever frowned.
I often sat and wondered
Through all the tragedy
How this could be made light of
And portrayed there on TV.
The humor was astounding.
The situation’s wild,
But Hogan’s Heroes was
A favorite of this child.
I remember, weekly, tuning in
To see if they would bolt.
Truly what I remember most,
Is the quote from Sargeant Schultz,
“I see nothz-eeeng!”
Written by
Vernette Hutcherson
Categories:
funny, life, nostalgia,
Tv and Poetrysoup
I never watch the Oprah show
I don't like Dr. Phil
Jay Leno isn't funny
And Martha makes me ill
I used to watch Magnum, PI
I really liked Bonanza
Now I watch Home Shopping
And their jewerly extravaganza
I sometimes watch old movies
But most come on so late
I fall asleep half way through
So it isn't worth the wait
I don't watch American Idol
Or all that "Reality" poop
I'd rather spend my time writing poems
To post on PoetrySoup!!!!!
Written by
Thomas Wells
Categories:
allegory, humor, i am, sometimes,
Tv
Yes, I watch TV,
the dramas and comedies.
Commercials bore me.
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
fantasy, funny, loveme,
Tv Is Bad For the Eyes
Provocative the way she leans against the door,
Towel around her dripping wet beckoning me.
Her lips pouting whispering to me begging for more,
In her arms kissing her, that where I wish to be.
Invisible hands loosen the towel as it drops,
To make a platform that worships her form.
Water runs down her breast to her belly and stops,
My eyes make love to every inch which makes me feel warm.
She combs her fingers through her hair,
Suggestively, enticing my pupils blur what is see.
I move closer to her over there,
But I find I’m too close to the TV.
© 2000
Written by
Kylie Spangler
Categories:
funny, life, people, heart, heart, me, smile,
Just Like Tv
you think you know me
haha, you're funny
you don't know me
quit playing make believe
you don't see my broken heart
my bleeding heart
you don't see my lost soul
my dark dark soul
you don't see my fading spirit
my dying spirit
you don't see my many tears
my streaming tears
you don't know i fake my smile
what a great smile
you don't know i'm living a lie
i'm such a lie
you don't see my wilting flower
a daisy or a rose
it doesn't matter
i'm here for your amusement
just like tv
what you see
is not quite real
Written by
Maurice Rigoler
Categories:
humor,
Before TV and Television and Internet
Out of curiosity I put this question to
my aging mom and dad: Before television,
radio, the Internet, what did you do
to avoid boredom and depression?
Baffled, they looked at each other for
the longest time but couldn’t remember.
So I turned to my siblings for an answer –
all twenty-four.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous,
TV show Questions
On TV the hero lifts a man to his shoulders
Hoists him up and walks eight miles through the woods
I cannot even lift my seventy-two-pound dog to my shoulder
Did the camera man help him get that guy up there
Or is this a dummy dressed like the hero’s sidekick?
I ponder this and thousands of other things as I watch the screen.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous, love,
terrified by the TV
Monsters are sitting around staring in horror at the TV
Feeling terrified by what they have seen and might yet have to see
These creatures are horrible, they tell each other
Watching a political convention that would shake up the calmest grandmother
Written by
Woof Woofsson
Categories:
animal, humor, nonsense,
A penguin on TV
She said she saw a penguin.
Right there on the TV,
But when I looked an albatross,
Was all that I could see.
She said she saw a walrus,
On the living room floor,
But all I saw was an elephant,
Standing at the door.
She said she saw a blunderbuss,
Aiming right at me,
But all I saw was the last thing,
That I did ever see.