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Poem Details | by Michael Campbell |
Categories: children, dad, grandparents, growing up, humorous, love, simple,

Boys

Running
Leaping
Spinning 
Crashing
Running, leaping, wild,
Like a blur, my spinning, crashing, child.

Poem Details | by Wilma Neels |
Categories: funny,

'defined Or Undefined'

sassy 
snazzy 
fuzzy
chatty  
detailed with sassy, snazzy combined 
add fuzzy, chatty… that's me defined

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Poem Details | by Clifford Villalon |
Categories: engagement, funny love, marriage,

Wild Sugar Hand

Love Me
Hate Me
Show Me
Shun Me
Love me today, leave me tomorrow
Leave me today, buy me tomorrow

Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: funny

Mud In the Heart

Muddy, dirty, badly, smelly
Gym locker socks, muddy dirty sty
sneaking, cheating badly smelly lie

Poem Details | by Rhoda Tripp |
Categories: addiction, dark, drug, health, humor, kiss, sick,

Infectious Bar Floozy

Boozy
Oozy
Woozy
Floozy
Drug injected, boozy, oozy, Miss.
Flu infected, woozy, floozy kiss.



Written 1/20/18
Contest:  Write Me a Tyburn
Hosted by:  Kim Rodrigues


Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: humor,

Window Shopping At the Gym

WINDOW SHOPPING AT THE GYM

pomp flex
                  smooched pecs
                                              glass necks
                                                                    slaked sex

stocked Adonis       pomp flex      smooched pecs wink
gym’s monstrous blown glass necks,  slaked sex drink

5/7/2017
Tyburn Form
Humor

Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor,

Contortion Caution

CONTORTION CAUTION

Antic
         Tantric
Frantic
          Spastic
I warned you that antic tantric sex
Could turn you to frantic spastic wrecks

Poem Details | by Connie Pachecho |
Categories: beauty, cat, humor,

Her Tabby Wasn'T Shabby

her tabby wasn't shabby

purring
petting
preening
probing
her purring pussy craved petting peeps,
preening herself fine, probing so deep.

connie pachecho

3/11/17

Poem Details | by Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories: baby, food, humor,

Juniors Feeding Time

mellow
fellow
yellow
jello

Tot throws at the mellow fellows chair
as Dad primps his yellow jello hair



1-22-18

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous, nonsense,

Your Proud Aunt Sue

Tis true
as glue,
Aunt Sue
loves you
she talks about you incessantly,
speaks about you so flourescently.

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: cat, humorous,

Cat Nip Ty

Given Kitten Smitten Bitten I was given a kitten named Doug I’m smitten till bitten by the thug! Your Turn For A Tyburn Poetry Contest Sponsored By Charles Messina 2,2,2,2,9,9 8/6/19

Poem Details | by Parvanendu Babu |
Categories: blue, friendship, friendship love, funny love,

Pillow

Squashy 
Mushy
Plushy
Smooshy
pillow, thou you are my bosom friend
who stands by me in my down and hard

Poem Details | by Lyva Marty |
Categories: baby, giggle,

All That Gas-Ty

Honey
Bunny
Sunny
Funny

Honey Bunny infant  coos gently,
Then sunny eyes roll— hiccups funny.


Your Turn For A Tyburn Contest, Charles Messina
13 August 2019

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: giggle, silly, word play,

Itsy-Bitsy Mouse

itsy
bitsy
teeny
weeny
There once was an itsy-bitsy mouse
Who lived in a teeny-weeny house...

She had a teeny-weeny spouse
Who was an itsy-bitsy louse

Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: fun, happy, humorous,

Tyburn Comment Inspired By Kim Rodrigues

A TYBURN COMMENT ~~~~~~~~ funny, smiley, happy, jokey, a funny Tyburn makes me smiley, so happy to read a jokey one!