Humorous and funny Unicorn poems and/or funny poems about Unicorn. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Unicorn funny poems!
Written by
Black Eyed Susan
Categories:
funny,
Unicorn ****
PD, Please don’t be offended by my gift
An Incubus told me you needed it
For nights when you’re alone and bored:
A gigantic, over-sized, unicorn horn!
10/1/12
Black Eyed Susan
Dedicated to PD in honor of her birthday October 7th :)
Written by
Skat A
Categories:
adventure, animal, dedication, funny, imagination,
Zoo Unicorn
ZOO UNICORN
Seeing the posting of the zoo unicorn
Could not wait to go see his horn
My eyes just could not believe
The boy I had been deceived
Poor horse got thrown a lot of popcorn
a Linda-Marie = (contest) =
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Unicorn
Two grains in common
Both abused by man
Formed a union
Written by
Earle Brown
Categories:
funny
Planting a Unicorn
Unicorn, one grain.
Rain upon the rich top soil,
A grain grew a cob.
Just a bit of humor.
Written by
Elizabeth Duran
Categories:
appreciation, conflict, fun, funny, love, trust,
Unicorn of Love
With eyes like stars you are forever mine
I love you today and forever more
I promise to love you for all of time,
I'll never break the heart that I adore
What fancy way to cover excrement
And dress it up in fancy bows of love
Is your mind so hypnotized by heaven sent
you cant see past the elements of
A pseudo adornment? DOES NOT EXIST!
Promises of forever or never?
Fake news! C’mon, at least just spare me this!
No one can promise these things forever.
Love is a delicate thing to express;
not taken lightly, not used in excess.
Written by
Mariana Pavlich
Categories:
funny, imagination, life, dark, dark, silver,
Unicorn Tapestry Gilded Cherubs
A thousand candles around a tranquil green lake
Raindrops began splashing circles into the water
White lead face paint red cinnabar alibaster skin
Sleek and smooth prominent jaw amiable smile
Strong Italian accent suits of silver Fiddler plays
Unicorn swung its horn fought the ropes puffing
Silver hooves crushing the rushes Nostrils flared
Frozen tears around her neck , thick and dark red
A shriek in the courtyard Just a nightmare Sat up
A silver goblet of spiced wine nipped her tongue
Hot sweet ginger nutmeg cinnamon Dark lashes