Funny Poems About Unicorn or Unicorn Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Unicorn poems and/or funny poems about Unicorn. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Unicorn funny poems!

Written by Black Eyed Susan
Categories: funny,

Unicorn ****

PD, Please don’t be offended by my gift
An Incubus told me you needed it
For nights when you’re alone and bored:
A gigantic, over-sized, unicorn horn!


10/1/12
Black Eyed Susan
Dedicated to PD in honor of her birthday October 7th :)

Written by Skat A
Categories: adventure, animal, dedication, funny, imagination,

Zoo Unicorn

ZOO UNICORN

Seeing the posting of the zoo unicorn
Could not wait to go see his horn
My eyes just could not believe
The boy I had  been deceived
Poor horse got thrown a lot of popcorn


 a Linda-Marie   = (contest) =


Written by Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories: funny

Unicorn

Two grains in common
Both abused by man
Formed a union

Written by Earle Brown
Categories: funny

Planting a Unicorn

Unicorn, one grain.
Rain upon the rich top soil,
A grain grew a cob.






 Just a bit of humor.

Written by Elizabeth Duran
Categories: appreciation, conflict, fun, funny, love, trust,

Unicorn of Love

With eyes like stars you are forever mine
I love you today and forever more
I promise to love you for all of time,
I'll never break the heart that I adore

What fancy way to cover excrement
And dress it up in fancy bows of love
Is your mind so hypnotized by heaven sent
you cant see past the elements of

A pseudo adornment? DOES NOT EXIST!
Promises of forever or never?
Fake news! C’mon, at least just spare me this!
No one can promise these things forever.

Love is a delicate thing to express;
not taken lightly, not used in excess.


Written by Mariana Pavlich
Categories: funny, imagination, life, dark, dark, silver,

Unicorn Tapestry Gilded Cherubs

A thousand candles around a tranquil green lake
Raindrops began splashing circles into the water
White lead face paint red cinnabar  alibaster skin
Sleek and smooth prominent jaw  amiable smile
Strong Italian accent suits of  silver  Fiddler plays
Unicorn swung its horn fought  the ropes  puffing
Silver hooves crushing the rushes Nostrils flared
Frozen tears around her neck , thick and dark red
A shriek in the courtyard Just a nightmare  Sat up
A silver goblet of spiced  wine nipped her tongue
Hot sweet ginger nutmeg cinnamon Dark lashes