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Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
hate, humor, love, relationship, today, together, uplifting,
Today,
I love you.
Today,
I hate you.
This week,
I love you,
This week,
I hate you.
Can this go on,
it has for years.
This love hate relationship,
is now over.
I am kicking you to the curb,
to the trash can you must go.
Did you figure me out,
I am your bathroom scale.
Hooray~you are gone.
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
adventure, dedication, freedom, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, metaphor, mystery, nature, nostalgia, people, political, sad, satire, social, sorrow, spiritual, success, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary, war, write,
A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!
Poem Details | by
Joanna Davis |
Categories:
culture, encouraging, family, food, funny, happiness, health, inspirational, life, people, uplifting,
Bagels and baguettes
Bap or fried bake,
The fruits of the flour
are easy to make
Chollah, chapatti,
Cinnamon bun.
These global delights,
make eating such fun.
Filled with Caribbean sweet meat
like Guava jam,
Scottish smoked salmon;
Or Danish roast ham.
Add a fresh fruit salad,
Some sparkling wine,
A candle, red roses and
you’re ready to dine.
Joanna Davis
Poem Details | by
Lynn Marie |
Categories:
food, children, funny, happiness, imagination, uplifting,
It wiggles and jiggles
and feels fun to the touch,
a cinch to make;
something everyone loves.
There are a million flavours,
many are fat free,
jello has been around
for many centuries.
The colours are as vibrant
as a peacock's quills
just pick your favourite;
add water, and let chill.
For something so simple
to bring such pleasure,
it is one of life's mysteries,
that everyone treasures.
So lets pause for a moment
and give thanks to jello;
for who doesn't smile,
at the options of jello.
Poem Details | by
Katrina Salem |
Categories:
adventure, art, confusion, daughter, dedication, devotion, fantasy, funny, growing up, happiness, hope, imagination, inspirational, life, love, mystery, nature, on work and working, on writing and words, passion, peace, romance, social, sympathy, teen, thank you, time, travel, tribute, uplifting, visionary, words,
Extraordinary, I am
Craving for unusual thoughts
Endless exploration without boundary
Understanding the gift I shouldn't fought
Invisible drawings in my mind
Playing with the words in my head
My passion
The food of my soul
I feel so lucky
The random thoughts
A lifetime companion
A self esteem builder
A goal planner
Be my forever life saver
I write more
I talk less
I want to please
I chose to bore
What tickles me the most
Is to know what I'm for
Thinking is my love
When my mind goes empty
That's when I hate
My day dreaming lust
Organizing things in my mind
Playing roles of simulation
Where images of art is my vision
And words of attitude is my heart
Poem Details | by
Tamiviolet Manchas |
Categories:
funny, happiness, imagination, passion, uplifting,
I have a new lover, the best that I have had in a while; he satisfies my insatiable
appetite...
anytime ~
day
or
night;
He is Italian, and he brings his very own pesto sauce for me to spread...
all over his large body;
Oh ~ his meat...thick...tantalizing...so tasty, and his buns ~ oh, so warm...
If you are lonely some evening, and you need to be satisfied, one call and he is
soon there...ready...
just
for
you...
Of course, there is plenty if you are a sharing soul. Our initial meeting occurred
today when my daughter brought him home...
"Mom, I would like you to meet Quizno, the Ultimate Italian sub."
Poem Details | by
Rhonda Hero Aka Hero-Wilson |
Categories:
animals, dedication, funny, happiness, imagination, life, peace, uplifting, visionary
Out on the horizon dances the animals,
free from their bondage that held them once.
They are hidden well you must look hard to see
them through the brush, grass, and the trees.
Enemies, prey for others to eat they were once but,
but now they all are dancing free out on the horizon.
Dedicated to: Dane Ann Smith-Johnson
with Love from: The Keeper (as I said this is what
Heaven must be like.)
Poem Details | by
Greg Gaul |
Categories:
class, fun, humor, muse, poets, uplifting, word play,
Will one write an Ogden Nash?
A touch o' wink, bit a blink
And then, add a glint o' guile...
Doing all, with wryest smile.
Or could it come out "Mish-Nashed"?
Since Nash, he himself, had mashed
His isms into witticisms
Leaving most in a mad dash -
Tribute, 8 Line, Light Verse, 48 Words, To Ogden Nash
Noted American Poet 1902 - 1971
Poem Details | by
Misty Hoot |
Categories:
children, funny, happiness, uplifting,
There was a boy named Charlie who loved to climb trees.
You could always recognize him by his scraped up knees.
When his mother would tell him to come inside
he'd climb up his favorite tree and hide.
You could hear the siren as the firemen zoomed through town.
They had, just had to get that little boy on the ground.
The people would say, "There goes Charlie climbing that tree."
They really shouldn't say that because this time it was me!
Poem Details | by
Murray Mahauariki |
Categories:
funny, life, uplifting,
I see you in the distance quite stunning are are to my eye's,
I start to check you up and down I think an angel has arrived.
Lovely slender legs and curvy little waist,
nicely proportioned bust, amazing grace.
As you slowly get closer my heart skips a beat,
flicking your beautiful long brown hair so I can gaze upon your face.
I quickly turn my head away,
I just can't believe my eye's.
That sexy attractive women I thought you were,
Nek Minnit, your a guy.
Shame!!
Contest: ANY 2012 POEM any theme/any form max of 18 lines - Brian Strand
M.Mahauariki © 2012
Poem Details | by
Marycile Beer |
Categories:
confusion, funny, uplifting,
Give me something smart to say
Or maybe something dumb
What should I do, Should I stay?
Or should I go, ho hum?
Nothing seems to come together
Nothing seems to flow
Should I brush my teeth right now?
Or watch the Oprah show?
Why are some days really nutty
And others just plain boring
Today I'm going to flip a coin
If it's tail, I'm going bowling.
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
angel, blessing, fire, humor, religion, uplifting, words,
How did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell God yes
Poem Details | by
Line Gauthier |
Categories:
fun, happy, humor, perspective, uplifting,
sharp
a sense of humour
her best ally
posted on September 8, 2018
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
animal, food, fun, humor, sky, summer, uplifting,
Quote By Poet "A zoo trip can put a zip in your
walk and zeal for being outside with the animals."
A hot summer's day at the zoo,
beautiful white clouds with a bright sky of blue.
Look the elephants are being chased by the clean up crew,
watch out he just might moo.
Here we have lions of two,
just like me and you.
The cute little bear is eating bamboo,
they want bamboo and I want some hot beef stew.
The day and time is almost through,
let's go home and have some cheese fondue.
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
caregiving, education, food, funny, health, imagination, inspirational, life, nature, philosophy, seasons, uplifting, visionary, work
Clouds burst
Crops thirst
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
age, humor, uplifting,
Never give up, fight if you can
Rheumatism has already attacked joints all over the body
Hands, shoulder, elbow, hip, ankles and knees are not as they once were
You have to fight on ... but is not easy getting old
My brilliant car ... so raw and simple ... a cure for depression
It is not difficult in any way
I just love it ... a real Ferrari puppy
29.01.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
beautiful, cheer up, computer, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, fantasy, feelings, funny, future, humorous, i love you, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, metaphor, miss you, mystery, passion, relationship, romance, romantic, sad love, school, science, science fiction, silly, social, sweet, teacher, together, true love, truth, uplifting, visionary, word play,
One is love,
Zero is everything else.
Poem Details | by
Carol Sunshine Brown |
Categories:
funny, history, uplifting,
It is said the first flag maker was Ms. Betsy Ross
Was also said she could do well with some dental floss
As one can imagine twas because she ran out of thread
She forgot to order it because she didn't take her meds
Battle Of The Clerihew---Contest Of P.D.
Written By: Carol Brown
6th Place Winner
Poem Details | by
Carol Sunshine Brown |
Categories:
children, funny, holiday, uplifting,
Easter bunny race
Fell as he could not keep pace
Muddy bunny face
Poem Details | by
Carol Sunshine Brown |
Categories:
funny, uplifting,
Can not think of any words to write
I have tried all day and night
Hey I have writers block
No they say what a crock
Wrote this so looks like they are right
Contest: Block~Block~Limerick
Sponsor: Destroyer~Poet
Written By: Carol Brown
2nd Place Winner
For Nathan "Your Best Limerick Contest"
5th Place Winner
Poem Details | by
Anya Chebukina |
Categories:
funny, happiness, inspirational, uplifting, happy, happy,
I cant explain the happy mood
Im feeling at this time
It makes me want to somersault
And twist and twist around
I feel as if i might just fly
Feeling really light
I can't explain the happy mood
Im feeling at this time
But i hope that after reading this
You'll smile all the time...
Poem Details | by
Carol Sunshine Brown |
Categories:
adventure, funny, happiness, uplifting,
Elvis Presley was on stage with his hips swinging
His movements kept women from hearing his singing
He could make so much money without moving his lips
All he had to do was go on stage and gyrate those hips
For Battle of the Clerihew # 2 contest of P.D.
Written by: Carol Brown on 01/27/2012
3rd Place Winner
Now for Nathan's Clerihew contest
5th Place Winner
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
childhood, daughter, dedication, devotion, education, family, children, funny, happiness, health, imagination, inspirational, life, love, people, philosophy, thank you, uplifting, visionary
mom say's
quit running !!!!
{walk}
Poem Details | by
Carol Sunshine Brown |
Categories:
funny, uplifting,
I can't think of what words to write
I've tried all day and all night
Hey, I have writer's block
No, they say, what a crock
I wrote this, so looks like they're right!
For Debbie Guzzi's Meter
Carol Brown
Limerick
8th Place Winner
Entry into P.D.'s Limerick contest for June 2012
10th Place Winner
Poem Details | by
Anthony Scandrick Ii |
Categories:
anniversary, baby, beautiful, beauty, caregiving, child, childhood, confusion, courage, dark, dedication, depression, devotion, freedom, goodbye, graduation, growing up, happiness, hope, humorous, lonely, lost love, love, mystery, passion, satire, slam, sorrow, sorry, success, suicide, teen, thank you, uplifting, write,
You almost had me,
I wanted you,
The way you stuck to me like super glue,
I was feeling you,
But I knew,
I could never have you,
But, the way you looked at me,
The way my body pleads,
We can never be,
Because I’m too old,
And your only thirteen.