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Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor, love,

Usa Million Aire

The cooings of a snow-white dove
Beseech the wind to bring us love
But pandemics apart
Don't you dare touch my heart
Unless you wear a rubber glove!

Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: humor, political,

Sevastopol Usa

Arizona's part of Ukraine
The home of Senator McCain
He'd gladly start shootin'
At Vladimir Putin
Since this terrain's in his domain

Author's note:  Senator McCain and Cindy have a vacation house and natural gas pipeline interests in Crimea, but now they are banned from there.

Written by Tom Cunningham
Categories: humor,

Surfing Usa

Beach Boys sounds played as I walked through the door
Gran was smiling as she headed for shore
She shouted out in dismay
As the ironing board gave way
And ended up in a heap on the floor...


Written 17th July 2022
Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Lisa YY.

Written by Elton Camp
Categories: humor,

The Most Offensive C-Word In the Usa

The Most Offensive C-Word

By Elton Camp

The F-word is just revolting
The awful N-word is jolting

The way things have been of late
There’s another one that folks hate

Cruel is a word that most despise
For great evil it most surely implies

Crazy is very politically incorrect
For disability bias we easily detect

Yet another C-word that is even worse
Its very sight makes lot of people curse

For the word immediately does convey
Thoughts of leading the economy astray

If you have followed events of the day
Then it is “Congress” you likely will say

Written by Debra L Brown
Categories: funny, humorous, roses are red, usa,

A Love Letter From the Irs

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                                    Roses are red, Violets are blue.
                         A love letter postmarked "Internal Revenue."
 





                                                      2/8/ 2022

                             Contest: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue 
                             a Valentine Challenge in One of Five Ways
                                       Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
                                                        ~1st~

Written by Rev. Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: bullying, humor, integrity, usa, vanity, wisdom

Dear Donald, Again

I fear you cast yourself in lights too grand
and powerful.

Is it not enough
to acknowledge this legal investigation
of whether you have intended to use your limited powers
for obstructing justice,
fairness,
equity?

You go too far
casting yourself as a witch
hunted for misuse of powers
intended for promoting justice,
fairness,
ecological equity.

Donald Trump,
you are merely President
by minority vote;
you are no hunted witch.

Except, of course,
within your own alternatively factual universe.

Written by Dr. Robert Ippaso
Categories: hilarious, humorous, parody, political, satire, usa

The Rat - In Trumps Own Words

Cohen’s a snitch, an eel,
A despicable squeal,
Why I once trusted this horrible man,
This sniveling lawyer whose life is a sham,
Is simply beyond me a momentary lapse,
Yet one more sharp pain that my energy saps.
And while this all irks, stealing my time,
I revel in knowing the payback’s sublime.
His next stop a cell, depressing and cramped,
The perfect abode for this creep to be dumped.
As for these democrats digging for dirt
Little they realize their pistols just squirt,
I’ve the bazooka loaded and primed
Waiting to fire at the moment best timed,
So let them all revel while they still can
For I am the gale force to their puny fan.

Written by Cecil Hickman
Categories: family, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, life, parody, people

Usa Marriage Justice Today

Oh, my sweet girl, come and shack up, with me.
We shall live on welfare and space out to see.
How many food stamp cards, we can arrange,
We shall visit for meds and beg for change.
Upon the riverbanks, we shall catch a cold.
Then we shall collect our oxy-cotton gold.
I shall gather clothes from good wills chest.
You prepare to go visit relatives in the west.
My sweet girl I shall give you no gold.
However, get you, giving us babies to hold.
A bed of daisies, I shall have waiting for you.
For freshening up our pet hound, old blue.
Our cousin Joe has a house that is so big.
We shall move in, us all, even with our pig.

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: humor, usa, word play,

Stating the Obvious

I. O. Way     found     O, Hi! O 
  
      R. Ken Saw     Sheikh A. Go


   Ten E. See     bought     Minnie A. Soda 

      Indy Anna     s'got      Cocoa Mo'

Written by Doris Culverhouse
Categories: funny, holidaychristmas, happy, christmas, happy,

Southern Christmas Ya'Ll(Usa)

Sleighbells ring are you kidding?
In the lane sun is shining
It's a beautiful sight, I'm coatless tonight.
Walking in the southern Christmas air.

In the meadow we will build a manger.
In the south they aren't a stranger.
We're happy tonight when we see the sights.
Walking in the southern Christmas air.

On the highways you'll see a hay sculpture
We pay to take a decorative light tour
We're happy tonight when we see the lights.
Walking in the southern Christmas air.

Walking in the southern Christmas (warm) air.


Sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland.
Everyone is invited to add a verse or improve mine.
Sara Kendrick helped me write this one. Thanks, Mom!!

Written by Randy Johnson
Categories: drink, history, humor,

Prohibition In the Usa

Prohibition began one hundred years ago in the USA.
People had their right to drink booze taken away.
This made people unhappy and they began to whine.
And this caused Al Capone to start peddling moonshine.
Capone was evil and because of him, people were killed.
On December 5 1933, the 18th Amendment was repealed.
People were very happy because prohibition came to an end.
They were as giddy as school girls to have the right to drink again.

Written by Dr. Robert Ippaso
Categories: anxiety, humorous, parody, political, satire, usa

A President's Musings - In Trumps Own Words

“Impeach, Impeach” the chorus grows
Wise is the phrase “What I shall reap is what I sow”,
Show me the way, find me a door,
For this great stage I crave no more.

God know’s I’ve tried, perhaps too much
To put the world to rights and such
Is my reward, forlorn by friend and foe
I’ve never in my life felt so very low.

What will I do, how should I act,
Shall I perhaps try dignity and tact?
But why now fall for this vile ruse
To be sidelined, become a mere recluse?

Let me stand tall, tell them what’s what,
If I recall they did sign squarely on the dot,
I’ll show them how it still can be,
To have the greatest President our world will surely ever see.

Written by Rev. Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: caregiving, health, humanity, humor, usa,

Quality Persons

"My son is a high quality person..."
     POTUS

A striking presidential sentiment.
Like defending an expensive choice cut
of red meat.

This view of healthy humanity
as a valuable commodity
reminds me
of his plan for health insurance divestment:

A very, very good plan for all Americans
[who are fortunate enough to be high quality persons,
transparently free of unfortunate pre-existing
Grade B
or C
or, god forbid, Grade D
or E
or Total Fail conditions.]

Written by Rev. Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: culture, health, humor, power, usa, violence

Presidential Comedians

I hear in the Ukraine
there's a comedian
with no prior political experience
who has become their new President.

I wonder
they did not hear
we tried this model in the U.S.
a couple years ago

With predictable tragic/comedic results
not the least bit friendly
to public multicultural health
sold out
to support feudal monoculturing wealth
of not so funny kleptocrats.

Written by Mike Martin
Categories: hilarious, holiday, humor,

The Folks From Usa

The folks are coming up to visit
Won’t they be astonished
Our igloos have all melted
We’re swimming in them now

Our sled dogs are all miniature
They wear booties and a coat
They don’t pull much of anything
They couldn’t if they tried

Our baby wears a big fur coat
Even when it’s ninety-eight
She purrs her song as the day is long
For a feline of her weight

We got new floors the straw is gone
The dung is all cleaned up
And now we have a real A/C
It doesn’t work with ice

We’ll put them up down at the Grand
On the east side of the Hat
Where the grass is green and there is no fence
And we splash in the big square pond

Written by Rev. Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: anti bullying, caregiving, health, humor, usa,

Trumpity Dumpity

Trumpity Dumpity
sat on his Wall.

Dumpity Trumpity
had a Great Transitional Fall.

All the King's Secretaries
and all his White patriarchal men
couldn't put his sociopathological administration
climate health together
truly democratic again.

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: giggle, political, satire, usa,

Elation's Inflation

Optimism is rising
  alongside inflation
Elation is spreading 
  across our great nation

It’s starting to look like
  there will be a rerun
in two years of Trump vs. Biden
  ~ to learn who really won

Written by Rev. Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: history, humor, mental illness, patriotic, usa,

King Donald Twitter

I wonder if King Donald
is an unhappy reincarnation of King George,
and now is his time to take back the royal throne
to get even with the common people
and those who would be their eyes
and ears
and noses,
smelling something rotten.

Written by Aniruddha Pathak
Categories: humor, political, usa,

Words not so worth

A contrast of then and now unfolds:
Garrulous Trump’s virtual flood of words,
One of most visible,
Or call it audible,
Wonder, if Trump’s in danger
Of raging in a manger,
Would he wear out his welcome, chirp some birds.
___________________________ 
Happenings |41.01.2025| humour, USA, political
Note: From laconic Biden to garrulous Trump, the latter is talking so much that the White House staff responsible for transcribing his wisdom is struggling to cope up. In first week, he talked for seven hours and forty-four minutes, 81,235 words, more than ‘Star Wars’ trilogy back-to-back.

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: giggle, thanksgiving day, usa,

The Fourth Thursday of November

I often wonder why Election Day
      is not on the fourth Thursday
        of November...

    I, for one, would like a chance to select
      ~ a whole bunch of 'turkeys-elect'

Written by Rev. Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: caregiving, humor, integrity, mental illness, psychological, usa

Epic Paranoia

I wonder if this is an Elder RightBrain epidemic, 
this confusion of NRA origins 
as National Rifle Association 
or National Republican Army; 

A distinction of labels 
perhaps without difference,

Sharing the same U.S. RedMeat population 
of awesomely hungry pirates.

Written by Kc Kennings
Categories: america, angst, how i feel, humorous, satire, usa

This Land Is Your Land But With a Quarter Life Crisis

This life is my life
Why is this my life
So I shout YOLO 
Maybe I'll try van life
Cause escapism
And romanticizing 
Are all that's really driving me

And maybe one day
I'll really do it
I'll quit my job and
I'll get right to it
Because they told me
That time is money 
So right now I'm rich as I can be