Humorous and funny Vaccine poems and/or funny poems about Vaccine. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Vaccine funny poems!
Written by
George Christos
Categories:
flying, health, humor, money, natural disasters, people
Coid19 Vaccine
I'm Scott the Clot and I am mighty mean.
I'm spreading the virus called covid19.
I'm trying to get rid of all my astrazeneca vaccine.
A blood-clotting vaccine,
A potential killing machine.
I love that word, vaccine.
One jab only costs a dime,
And I'll open up the borders in a short time.
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
health, humorous,
Vaccine Winner
Vaccine Winner
No side effects from the vaccine?
Try Bell's Palsy, and you will get quite lean!
5/13/2021
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Written by
Jd Maxwell
Categories:
america, hilarious, humor, humorous, irony, political
Jim's Vaccine
The month was May,
And ‘twas the day,
That Jim was so serene,
For this was when,
He’d go again,
To get his last vaccine.
In line, he stood,
As best he could,
As minutes slowly passed,
But then he got,
The Covid shot,
And Jim was free at last.
He took to task,
To scrap his mask,
And partied every night,
But once commenced,
Was Jim that sensed,
That something wasn’t right.
Reluctantly,
He went to see,
The doctor for her view,
And Jim had screamed,
When he was deemed,
To have the summer flu.