Humorous and funny Viagra poems and/or funny poems about Viagra. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Viagra funny poems!
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
allegory, fantasy, father, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, health, hope, husband, imagination, life, love, passion, people, places, romance, social, wife,
Viagra Falls
There once was a man from Niagara
whose wiener's so long it would stab ya'
but when it got little
his pills became skittles
until he O.D.'d on Viagra
© ~JSLambert 2011*****A classic "stiff" competitor, standing "firm" amongst other "members" in the "thick" of the competition:) hope everyone gets "a rise" out of it!
Written by
Pepper Jones
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, dance, dance,
Viagra
I got up at six this morning
Feeling kind of weak
I had a shave and showered
As I walked my bones would creak
I have very bad arthritis
But I can kill the pain
I just have to take Viagra
Then go back to bed again
My girl is exasperated
Found out six months ago
A Viagra in the morning
Will keep me on the go
I cuddled next to her
":Lets dance they're playing our song"
Sleepy eyed she lay there
Snoring all along
Next morning I woke up
A note said she was gone
"Next time you hear your music
You must dance it all alone"
Written by
Kate Sparks
Categories:
funny, gender, humorous,
Viagra
A little blue pill called Viagra
helps horny old men in Niagra.
So women beware,
anyone with a pair
is thinking of how he can shag ya.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Another Viagra Poem Has Just Popped Up - Inspired By Eve Roper and Jack Ellison
It hung so limply like Niagara
Doc told him to take some Viagra
Just one little blue pill
Gave his wife such a thrill
It sticks up so high it could stab ya
Inspired by Eve Roper’s and Jack Ellison’s poems
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/viagra_691812
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/odd_on_viagra_691713
18th July 2015
Written by
Mark Goodson
Categories:
fantasy, funny, happiness, life, love, drug,
Viagra
I once had a wife named Cleopatra
Who expected me to perform some abracadabra
My body is old
But I became bold
So I went off to the drug store for some viagra
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
humorous,
Viagra Won'T Help Now - Risque
The redness that caused me agitation;
being cancerous was an aberration.
A letter stated it’s lipstick,
that smudged on my dipstick,
so deeply regret my amputation.
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
age, culture, funny,
Try Viagra
when you get old
and can’t lift your arm
above your shoulder
because of arthritis
try Viagra
and if it stays up
for more than four hours
in a Nazi like salute
don’t call Dr. vonStout
lock your door
and don’t go out
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
funny
Fowl Viagra
Rooster
Booster
For Brian Strands Footle contest
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny
Viagra Secrets
The secret ingredients of Viagra I'm gonna present
There's Asprin, Ibuprofen, Vitamins A and C to a certain extent
But the biggest surprise
Which will open your eyes
is that Fix-A-Flat makes up over 90 percent!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Od'D On Viagra
Hickory, Dickory, Dock
Overdosed on Viagra, whatta shock
My wee fellow looked up
Said, “You ain't no pup!”
I cried, “This guy don't go by no clock”
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
funny, day,
A Viagra Day
One standout day it was really
outstanding.
Not in terms of “wonderful” but more a category of
“unforgetful”
At the beach hotel for a week I decided to be
demanding
So I tried a Viagra, just so I wouldn’t go home
regretful
I thought if one is good, two would be more
delightful
What occurred next should be put somewhere
tongue in cheek
To say the least the next sixteen hours were
frightful
But the smile didn’t leave that sweet face for
a week
Sep 30 2011 Charles Henderson
for Frank's "A standout day contest"
Written by
Mike Dailey
Categories:
funny, satire, social, wedding
Viagra Beer
Leave it to the Scottish as the royal wedding nears
To unveil their latest, Viagra infused beers
A beer to stir the loins of the newly wedded prince
A beer to shock the royals and make the Queen Mum wince
A beer that’s sure to give the Brits a stiffer upper lip
A beer that makes this Scotland brewer appear a bit more hip
A beer that says “Arise Prince Willy” – “Celebrate Big Willy Style”
A beer best taken “tongue-in-cheek” guaranteed to raise a smile
4/21/11
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
humor,
Viagra With a Twist
Today it's time to write a limerick
some people may say that I am just slick,
so while I think of naughty
and visions of a hottie...
it's hard to find a word rhyming with sick!
Written by
Alex Klugman
Categories:
anger, body, funny,
Sclerosis and Viagra
Sclerosis and Viagra- they are a foe,
Don't try to have them both.
******** is iron, no doubt, of course,
But - you cannot remember what for!