Humorous and funny Visionary poems and/or funny poems about Visionary. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Visionary funny poems!
Written by
Christy Hardy
Categories:
food, funny, life, time, visionary,
Head Chef
The special today,
is Tom's Stew,
more than enough,
for all of you.
Homemade bread,
with garlic, and chives,
real butter without calories,
dripping from the sides.
Strawberry Shortcake,
heaping with cream,
fresh from scratch,
right out of a dream.
Eat all you want,
get happy, and stuffed,
take some with you,
he insist you have enough.
Open all night,
his lights always on,
place your orders,
before it is all gone.
Written by
David Dowling
Categories:
art, food, funny, philosophy, visionary,
A Poem About An Apple That Is Sure To Disappoint the Reader
I see an apple.
There it is.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, children, funny, imagination, visionary,
Sponge Bob Square Pants { Cinquain}
Spongebob
cartoon fiction
under water voyage
hopes wishes fantasy dreaming
Squarepants
Tribute To Jenny
Who Loves This Show LOL
Get A Rope Hehehe
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny, history, uplifting, urban, visionary, war
The Earl of Sandwich
Please, sir, some meat and bread
I've not had a morsel for a week
It would stop this terrible hunger
My prospects now are terribly bleak
It's said the Earl is tender hearted
And oh so bloody awful rich
If I could have a taste of his
I'd call the thing a Sandwich
I hate to just come a beggin'
But I'm so hungry I am seeing red
Won't you ask the Earl again
Please, sir, some meat and bread.......
For Joe's Sandwich contest...lol
Written by
Joseph Spence Sr
Categories:
brother, funny, history, imagination, mystery, visionary
Big Little Oxymoronic Foot
Bigfoot had a bubbling baby brother—
They labeled him "lively little foot!"
© Joseph S. Spence, Sr., (Epulaeryu Master) 5/25/2010
All Rights Reserved, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
Senior Advisor, to Founder of Motivational Strips
Ambassador De Literature
Noble Star of Literature 2018
Living Legend of the 21st Century
Pentasiv B World Friendship Poetry Featured Poet 2019
Written by
Jane Bowen
Categories:
animals, children, funny, nature, visionary,
Worms In Dirt ~ (Haikus)
Dirty worms squirming
Excavating with instinct
Wiggle brown wormy ~
Shoveling thick dirt
Accidently cut a worm
It wiggles in pain
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
family, funny, visionary, me,
The Junk Drawer
in most human endeavors
there are those items that just
don't quite fit in with the rest of the projects
from batteries to rubber bands
to unused takeout menus there is
only one place to find what you need
none other then the
family junk drawer
thats right folks !
the junk drawer
we really need to clean that
Out !
from mama to me now
I 've taken over the junk drawer
just call me a pack rat LOL
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
funny, seasons, visionary,
That Sneaky Santa {alliteration}
Sexy Sally saw Santa sneaking snacks
Cakes cookies coke cola cold cuts
Belly bouncing busting buttons badly
Flop flop Fizz fizz feeling full
looking like lazy lounge lizard
T.V. televised the terrible truth that
man made mistake mocking magic
while watching wild woman wander
Happy Holidays To All
HO HO HO LOL
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
devotion, funny, visionary
Future Prediction For Home Buyers
Forget about mortgage or rent.
These days with our paychecks fast spent,
In the future I see
The hot question will be. . .
How much for one BIG sturdy tent?
For Carolyn Devonshire's Contest: Economic Woes Limerick
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
animals, funny, imagination, pets, visionary
Who Cut the Cheese
feline for hire
mouse at it again
cutting the cheese
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
death, funny, imagination, people, visionary, halloween
Bewitched
Bewitched
supernatural art
Her unique practice
twitching nose- eyelids- fingers
spellbound
In Loving Memory Of
Elizabeth Montgomery
Happy Halloween All {BOOOOOOOOO}
Written by
Ayesha Karim
Categories:
black african american, funny, happiness, imagination, visionary,
Esha's Haiku
Esha's Haiku
by Ayesha Karim
fork knife spoon
fruit salad bread bowl
soup entrée dessert
(Assume I am at a dinner or at IHOP)
Asking the server for the check.
Written by
Rhonda Johnson-Saunders
Categories:
funny, nature, visionary,
Admiring a Full Moon - Trochee
A full moon, she paraded
amongst subdued stars
A bright sun swooned then faded
admiring afar
How the sun's love grew brighter
His moon boldly smiled
Hanging full, she grew wider
her shape had beguiled
Written by
Victoria Anderson-Throop
Categories:
faith, life, sister, visionary,
Job's Funny Sister
JOB'S FUNNY SISTER
Job's sister
didn't need a whale
life ate her
Written by
Michael Smith
Categories:
freedom, funny, humorous, satire, visionary,
Cloud 9
Get off of my cloud
In this moment I own it
At least for right now
And do not worry
I shant let thee fall
Whereas, merely I am three feet off the ground
But, soon my hope shall be set ever higher
Then, thou canst stay alittle while longer
Until then, get off of my cloud
Written by
Jeanine Dejesus
Categories:
funny, seasons, thank you, uplifting, visionary,
Hot Cocoa
The wind chills the earth
and i am chilled to the bone
in the winter sun
Written by
Keith Horne
Categories:
hope, peace, people, visionary, work
It's Funny How Life Works
It's funny how things you love to do
they always seem to ruin the things you love
as if you were doing these things until finally they ruin just
destroy everything it's like we live in a world where nothing you do is right
we can't even seem to hold on to some things and let go of them if needed
why isx life this way why does it seem to make things harder and never let us let go
or leave alone what must be left alone strange huh I guess it just sucks at times.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
dedication, family, funny, imagination, sister, visionary
Quit Flapping and Flipping Those Lips {footle}
her lips
just flips
Tribute To
My Sister Who Just Cannot
Stop Flipping That Lip LOL
Written by
Mark J. Halliday
Categories:
depression, humorous, psychological, self, suicide, visionary
Escape To Nowhere
My reality sucks.
What's the point of being sane?
....................................................................................Can't escape myself.
Written by
Marycile Beer
Categories:
funny, imagination, visionary,
Aha
A poem a day
Keeps the
Boredom away.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, funny, imagination, peace, visionary
R . U . N.
B e n d
O v e r
A n d
S p e l l
R u n
T h r e e
T i m e s !!!!!
Entry For
Olusequn Adelana's
Make My Head Fall Off LOL Contest
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
animals, funny, imagination, nature, seasons, visionary
Say Cheese
towering racoons
pose for a candid snapshot
amidst trunks skirting
Written by
Osman Gani
Categories:
funny, mystery, nature, slam, visionary,
Rainter
Rainter! O my Rainter! What are you, Rainter?
Are you a new season tinted by holy painter?
Rain is falling hard even in this freezing winter,
Everywhere disgust roams like a lonely hunter.
The winter rain congeals brains, soaks hearts,
With its two ice-cold hands and crying eyes.
Nature is camouflaging itself in several parts
To display how changing carpet of Time flies.
Rainter, a fragment of Nature’s jumbled play,
Is nothing but a cyclic blend of its crude tools.
Some would sense it exciting, others may say
“Rainter, thou art disgusting except to the fools”
Written by
Jeanine Dejesus
Categories:
funny, life, nature, uplifting, visionary, work
Boring
While I stand and watch
Nothing important happens
As clouds pass over
Written by
Sarah Lewry
Categories:
faith, funny, visionary, me,
The Poisonous Snake
You dangerous viper go away
and leave me on my own.
You are a lion and a thief,
trying to steal God's throne.
You shook your fist in anger.
You rebelled against your King.
Someday, Satan, you will pay
for causing me this suffering.
God is angry, Rightfully so.
His creations have turned away.
But his children will rejoice
on the day that Satan pays.