Funny Poems About Vogon or Vogon Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: humor,


Christmas day on planet E
each pine tree
deliciously planted

the sky is tinsillated, stars replaced by screwy bulbs

and to top it all off – mind you, like a cherry on top

a fat man in a red suit is flying through outer space

a  U N I V E R S A L  catastrophe 

Poem Details | by Evelyn Judy Buehler |
Categories: dark, fantasy, fear, fun, funny, hilarious, nonsense,


The rimpledeeduggs klacklety splatt britly floaming,
Ere flamping drakkurz snazzle at elvitty gloaming;
Yon jamweezy wudderslimps gamwracks smotly crawling,
Hoytaling pagartrimps flotlessly wrothful in bawling!

Beete stell ere yethle flagorns craithen yere eise,
Ort smoothle yourn mithredoons bakk toon codry skize;
Bodryluntz quidups moost stupuddle cudgely pierdax,
And zakkertic flibboots wraithling in yert tardly tracks!

Poem Details | by daver austin |
Categories: humor,



get a load of this
utah backward is a sneeze
forgive me utes, please

Dave Austin

Poem Details | by Mohan Chutani |
Categories: funny,


O dubious malicious horribilus
cunnigfilux goodfornothingfilux nillux;
go to hellishbellish boomboodydoomland.
Mean notsoclean bullfart smellitnot
go punking dunking blunking monkeying
jumpingjack bigfat*** fullofmethanegas
evilus spiritus devious mischievous
coronavirus getitis gastritis meningitis, 
run out helter skelter to wither thither
into a zypher cypher blither blackhole.


Poem Details | by L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories: humor, humorous, nonsense, poetry,

The Krutsinger Challenge

Consluggerdy me Krutsinger exkackled
De fognatterity soe noisis disfractled,
De phleganotchel ripsodis me impractid
Sos see Caren me pitchel me shellack ed.

written June 15, 2021
dedicated to Caren Krutsinger

Poem Details | by charles messina |
Categories: humorous,

Lefic Digem

On a dark blickety night, when blukeness fell dim... 
the Long-Haired Fraccet crawled 'neath a jaragula, 
only to find that his solitude be disturbed by the nuisance of a raxxerbe. 

Annoyed by his conderkful schwaggletine, he chulted through the Grenshew Ferbaan to seek vengeance. Torigid Fragues demolished his thoughts as he was cornfenced to return to his jaragula. 

The moral of the story... 

Never sleep 'neath the moon...when a Cardelium Octshubis Long-Haired Fraccet meets up with a the blickets of a dark night!  

Poem Details | by Edward Ibeh |
Categories: confusion, humor, nonsense,

A Curious Drunk

A drunk has a question
for the bartender

"Hey!! Whazzup mah man!? 
Fill dat to da brim, will ya? 

And Oh, have you been so drunk out of yo 
medulla oblongata ya blurted out 
stuff ya thought were weird 
like blaqbovyitch!! and yestrusri!!
to someone you were talking to
but they weren't weird after all
but then ya go and make it
weird by tryna make sense, 
when ya made sense
in da first place;confusing the hell 
outta yoself, like huh?
wondering "blacka blacka Whoa?"
and dat dude and dat moment 
got really weird, real fast? 
Neither have I. You? Is dat true?"

Bartender: Huh? That's it. No more drinks for you. I'm calling you a cab.

Date written: 05/31/2020

Poem Details | by Jesse Rowe |
Categories: humor,

The Quindersnap

Into the posturnious zelbinger leapt the gryllous quindersnap.
Without the erstwhile zillip how it gubblprumed.
Gubblprume quindersnap! 
Gubblprume forinfinitever in splarchlike encumberance.
And thusways we prayt the quindersnap farewell. 

Written for the Quoopisk Poetry Contest
In the poetic stylings of the Vogon

Poem Details | by L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories: desire, friendship, humor, loss,

Mft dear Freinde

Mft dear freinde fraddledert
Wheend mft thnkeded ursted yewt,
Mft harte is sdanmiftte that yew arst gwond
For mft long to see mfte fraddedert tronca more,
Mft dear freinde oterrbkkt to mfttet.

written October 11, 2021
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