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Poet Destroyer A
adventure, anti bullying, boat, humor, slavery, violence, voyage,
```Pirate Bay the Haiku```
pirates fierce and mean
drowning fish, sea to sea
parrots on their butt
```Polly Wants A Cracker```
bloodthirst & brutal
Quartermaster Gone Wild
dirty wings on deck
```Sea World Adventure```
ship crew goes on strike
sailing the Caribbean
wooden leg splashing
humorous, imagery, metaphor, nonsense, prayer, voyage, word play,
I like to think
has intrinsic value
above and beyond
the actual craft…
That the origins
of poetry’s meter
and rhyme precede
That something, perhaps
even spiritual, transcends
And when the writer
thinks to scuttle
a work, as often
inherently we do,
may there be angels
beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,
Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,
So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,
Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,
Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear.
betrayal, boat, change, computer, confusion, cool, crazy, cute love, emotions, fantasy, funny, funny love, heart, heartbroken, hello, irony, light, loneliness, lonely, lost love, love, love hurts, parody, relationship, river, romantic, sad love, satire, soulmate, voyage, wisdom,
I had my heart put on auto-pilot,
set to navigate towards you;
the low-battery signal just came on,
I don't know what to do.
Gary Wayne Hill
children, kids, funny, grandson,
Luke got a letter from school
A sea voyage they had planned
Luke was really excited
As you may well understand
On the day everyone had a wonderful time
But someone was staying below deck
Feeling really ill, should have taken a pill
And was looking like a wreck
Yes while others were enjoying the sites
Luke was nowhere to be seen
Still down below and wouldn't you know
Turning a strange shade of green
It should have been something to treasure
But this was a school trip to hell
I don't think in future he'll bother with trips
Because I'm afraid Luke don't travel too well.
beauty, birth, celebration, creation, culture, fish, future, god, history, humor, image, imagination, immigration, inspirational, life, magic, miracle, mystery, mythology, natural disasters, nature, night, nostalgia, ocean, old, science, sea, technology, voyage,
Science in all fascination has discovered a species aquatic
Theorizing this new yet old species remained hidden as Merman
only to live in secret at the oceans floor the mermaid a tribe indigenous
once said to be myth yet all proof and technology film does not lie
Tsunamis has given the ocean a true glance of the man with webbed hands
The species communes with dolphins will be under a microscope to analyze ?
" The World is not ready to see what I have " Jacques Cousteau ~
to be entered in The Science contest ~
Gerard Keogh Jr.
funny, history, nostalgia, sea,
We christen thee Titanic
but lack of options cost her.
First one: a good defroster.
film, fun, humor, london, travel, voyage, world,
Phileas Fogg's trek
wild globe-trotting travelogue...
Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com
hilarious, imagery, seasons, voyage,
The Grinches Christmas
Date: Fri, Dec 4 2015 at 3:32 PM
Coming through "Whoville"
Bout to give these Fools "Chills"
Got Ivan Ooze "Thrilled"
I don't think everyone know "Ghouls" "Real"
Cindy Lou in "Tears"
Cause the Grinch Revenge Severe
The Grinch been plotting for a few "Years"
Sunita U.D Palawon
Galactic marvel; Gallant Galahad to swimming gala.
Gallery of sirens lying galore; a sexy display.
On bed of Galax, a living Galatea, he sees Hallah.
A tactical Galago, he jumps wooing the gal to play.
In Galician, her Lactose voice: “Bring me Venus.”
Her wish send him in alacrity to the galaxy.
Over Milky Way and planets, he flies a genius,
Defying Big Bear and the Pleiades in vanity.
His tic, he mocks Galileo he meets high above.
He dances proudly around the galactic plane.
Gall he shows to grab the great Goddess of love,
none but Hallah;“Galah!”from her throne she mocks in disdain!
anniversary, art, funny, future, november, riddle, space, voyage, wife, wisdom, work, writing,
a riddler on relief;
an ancient beat-
a walking priest,
An ancient thief-
floating on now,
foraging in the great wild,
...it was like a drum,
oh it was so fun,
yadda da da da.
funny, love, passion
Apple pie and coffee on the sofa
with violins, poetry, art, passion
and the small table of heart’s desire,
four eyes and wouldn’t I, or you and we
sense how it rests inside
covered with hammered rust:
consider the beauty:
a key in the forged gate!
Attracted to discover weird insides:
her and the other thing. Or see four hands,
or three when one is stuck, two if entwined,
start eating skin and bones. Pure poetry!
humor, husband, wife,
She thought she was really hip
the beauty queen of the ship,
but she made my life hell
so she went over the rail
hope she likes a cool wet dip.
anxiety, boat, courage, fear, funny, sea, voyage,
There once stood a ship explored
Sunk at sea but was restored
But people were scared
And nobody dared
When they would say, "all aboard!"
humorous, sea, voyage,
We embarked upon a voyage
across the stormy Irish sea
The ship’s known as the ‘vomit comet’
please don’t throw up if you sit next to me!
I can cope with dirty diapers
and don’t baulk at the sight of blood
but when it comes to dealing with vomit
I’ll confess that I’m no bloody good!
Written after a short break in the UK
humor, joy, ocean, silly, summer, travel, voyage,
Duke James was a seafaring dog
And drifted about on a log.
Till one day in a harbor
Sailing into an arbor,
Acquired a seed catalog.
good morning, humorous, voyage,
Live on a Lark
I learned how to live on a lark
And then did decide to disembark
On a voyage which invariably
Would be just right for you and me.
Laughed and smiled everywhere we went
And as soon as all our money was spent
Upon the sea grew a great big hale
Your and my face started turning pale.
Each formed wave was finally flat
And I started to think off the bat
With her then had to be quite blunt,
To go again we would never want.
James Thomas Horn
Poet Laureate World Renown
Said the cat...
To the tse Fly
Why did you land on the lash of my eye
I shouted out "SHOO" tse fly...said the cat
It was, just that
Where you sat
adventure, allusion, art, betrayal, confidence, conflict, cool, corruption, crazy, culture, deep, extended metaphor, fantasy, fear, feelings, goodbye, humanity, humor, humorous, identity, life, literature, meaningful, metaphor, people, perspective, philosophy, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, psychological, relationship, symbolism, trust, voyage, wisdom, words, write, writing,
A Con-man's way out
Only in cases of emergency
Like the fire axe behind the glass
Only this is more deadly
Way more sketchy
Die with the lie
A mark gets wise
Gets hip to the jive
Smells the cheese getting stinky
Eyes shift as reality comes to light
Make a decision!
is about to get hinky!
Confidence is gone and it's time to fly
Make like some titties and bounce
Only one way out!
The Toledo Panic Button!