Funny Poems About Warrior or Warrior Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Warrior poems and/or funny poems about Warrior. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Warrior funny poems!

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: funny, mirror,

A Zulu Warrior

Do you sometimes see a Zulu Warrior Staring back from the mirror in the morning! A nasty fierce looking bad tempered dude Obscenities flying out without warning Crabbing bout having to make a living But enjoying all the many accoutrements If it wasn't that, it'd be something else People just love to complain and vent A shower and shave, you're almost human Not one person will ever suspect That a member of the Zulu Warriors tribe Was a coworker of great respect Do you sometimes see a Zulu Warrior Staring back from the mirror in the morning! © Jack Ellison 2012

Written by T Wignesan
Categories: england, football, humor, military, scary,

Limerick Crochetes: Once Warrior Fifteen From Down Under

Limerick crochetés: Once Warrior Fifteen from down under

Once Warrior Fifteen from down under
Trained so hard Hakka to outclap thunder
	Scared s..t off rivals
	To reach the Finals
At Twitch-in-Ham where Prince roared like Pauper

Anthems sweet lulled the cheery spectator
World hushed to watch Black Hakka Warrior
	Earth shook hearts thumped shrieked gulls
	Petrified spell-bound rivals
Warrior lungs burst Cup won by neither

Big-money football magnates cheered together
At last World will look up to footballer
	American rivals
	Or Pelé-fan Bra-zil’s
Hakka now sole weapon of US soldier

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2015


Written by Rob Metcalf
Categories: funny

Weekend Warrior

like Crusoe when it's friday
on saturday a satyr lurks
sunday comes,no rest for wicked
monday I crawl to work.

Written by Gary Smith
Categories: humorous, work,

Weekend Warrior

It's late Friday afternoon,
Inside I cry 'hooray'
Nearly time to loose the shackles,
Let the devil out to play.

Soon the weekend warrior
Will appear and run amok,
Just another hour to go
As I look up at the clock. 

My alter ego's twitching
For liberation's near,
Friday, welcome Friday
A day I hold so dear.

On Fridays I take off the suit
Be happy, go berserk,
For there is a side to me,
That no-one sees at work.










Entry for Friday feeling - Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Silent One
25/2/18. Placed 5th

Written by Jessica Pompa
Categories: funny, me,

My Warrior

You and I were like a fairy tale to good to be true. You rode in like a warrior and carried me away. Showing me another world existed beyond the one I new. Then you fell off your horse and I laughed


Written by John Lawless
Categories: cat, courage, humor, success,

Wigley Warrior

Wigley Warrior

Alas, torn guidon’s emblem boldy held
as leaders scattered nigh amid the fray
alone amid despair all doubts he quelled
to face the looming windmills of the day.

T’was he – champion of the colors of Celeste
alone beneath the challenged castle keep
sworn only to pursue his holy quest
raise his sword in vic’try and then sleep.

Alas, the eyes that peer from tower’s perch
survey the scene of chaos with still calm
soft purr, the ancient chant of fallen church,
protects the warrior from unseen harm.

Thus rose The Valiant Vic to Celeste’s cause
borne through the tortured day by kneading paws.


John G. Lawless
©3/8/2018

Written by Peter W Iversen
Categories: funny,

Starbucks Warrior

Fists raised in anger.
Protest against inequality,
inequity, all biases,
poverty and hunger.
Wet and cold forecast.
March cancelled.
Pumpkin spice latte please.

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: humor, political, silly, word play,

The 'Not-So-Happy Warrior'

     A Senator named Hubert H. Humphrey
       With Muriel got cozy and comfy
          But she was no vixen
          And he lost to Nixon!
     Humphrey made Minnesotans quite grumphy