Humorous and funny Whale poems and/or funny poems about Whale. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Whale funny poems!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny,
Jonah and the Whale
Jonah found himself in a most dreadful fix
He nearly had an encounter with the River Styx
He was freed by the whale's timely regurgitation
Thus easing its bellyache and Jonah's expiration!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Written by
Christi Kopp
Categories:
animals, funny
Whale Watching
Tripped over sand packed in a pail
Watching ocean ships set sail
Fell and hurt my pride
Not believing what I spied
Top hat and coat being worn by a whale
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Trump Looks Like Big Whale
Trump Looks Like Big Whale
Trump looks like big whale on a beach
Can you imagine him being born breech
Seems to think what looks real great
Beautiful woman lying on bed prostrate
But an ******** could never reach.
He truly is a real sad case of rotten tomatoes.
Jim Horn
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Written by
Jeanne Mcgee
Categories:
funny, grandson,
Billy the Whale
There was once a blue whale named Billy
Who loved to get really really silly
And swim in waves all big and super hilly
His favorite flower was a pink lily
But he hated the winters getting chilly
Or wearing anything that was frilly
He just wanted to swim the seas willy nilly
Like a cute newborn baby girl filly
And play with his best friend named Tilly
written 9-16-2019
for my youngest step-grandson who is three
Written by
Jim Slaughter
Categories:
humor,
Going Out on a Lim: A Whale of a Tale
The humpback whale is a musical fella
With a sonorous voice that's remarkably "mella".
He doesn't need orchestration
To cause a sensation
When he lets loose and belts out a tune a cappella.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humorous, sea,
A Whale of a Lament
Ten-thousand deep-sea divers standing on me
~ Twenty-thousand legs under the sea
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Revision of a 'Speed Joke' heard within the last
month on WGN Radio, 720-AM, Chicago, IL
Written by
Jerrold Prothero
Categories:
analogy, animal, funny, humor, humorous, sea, words,
A Whale of Words
One Matthew McGregory Hale
Was thought to resemble a whale.
I don't mean so large,
Nor shaped like a barge,
But spouting out words like a gale.