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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny,

Jonah And The Whale

Jonah found himself in a most dreadful fix

   He nearly had an encounter with the River Styx

      He was freed by the whale's timely regurgitation

         Thus easing its bellyache and Jonah's expiration!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by Christi Kopp |
Categories: animals, funny

Whale Watching

Tripped over sand packed in a pail
Watching ocean ships set sail
Fell and hurt my pride
Not believing what I spied
Top hat and coat being worn by a whale

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Trump Looks Like Big Whale

Trump Looks Like Big Whale

Trump looks like big whale on a beach
Can you imagine him being born breech
Seems to think what looks real great
Beautiful woman lying on bed prostrate
But an ******** could never reach.

He truly is a real sad case of rotten tomatoes.

Jim Horn

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Poem Details | by Jeanne McGee |
Categories: funny, grandson,

Billy the Whale

There was once a blue whale named Billy Who loved to get really really silly And swim in waves all big and super hilly His favorite flower was a pink lily But he hated the winters getting chilly Or wearing anything that was frilly He just wanted to swim the seas willy nilly Like a cute newborn baby girl filly And play with his best friend named Tilly written 9-16-2019 for my youngest step-grandson who is three


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: humorous, sea,

A Whale of a Lament

Ten-thousand deep-sea divers standing on me
  
  ~ Twenty-thousand legs under the sea





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