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Robert L. Hinshaw
Jonah found himself in a most dreadful fix
He nearly had an encounter with the River Styx
He was freed by the whale's timely regurgitation
Thus easing its bellyache and Jonah's expiration!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Tripped over sand packed in a pail
Watching ocean ships set sail
Fell and hurt my pride
Not believing what I spied
Top hat and coat being worn by a whale
Trump Looks Like Big Whale
Trump looks like big whale on a beach
Can you imagine him being born breech
Seems to think what looks real great
Beautiful woman lying on bed prostrate
But an ******** could never reach.
He truly is a real sad case of rotten tomatoes.
There was once a blue whale named Billy
Who loved to get really really silly
And swim in waves all big and super hilly
His favorite flower was a pink lily
But he hated the winters getting chilly
Or wearing anything that was frilly
He just wanted to swim the seas willy nilly
Like a cute newborn baby girl filly
And play with his best friend named Tilly
for my youngest step-grandson who is three