Funny Poems About Whale or Whale Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Whale poems and/or funny poems about Whale. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Whale funny poems!

Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: funny,

Jonah and the Whale

Jonah found himself in a most dreadful fix

   He nearly had an encounter with the River Styx

      He was freed by the whale's timely regurgitation

         Thus easing its bellyache and Jonah's expiration!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Written by Christi Kopp
Categories: animals, funny

Whale Watching

Tripped over sand packed in a pail
Watching ocean ships set sail
Fell and hurt my pride
Not believing what I spied
Top hat and coat being worn by a whale


Written by James Horn
Categories: humorous,

Trump Looks Like Big Whale

Trump Looks Like Big Whale

Trump looks like big whale on a beach
Can you imagine him being born breech
Seems to think what looks real great
Beautiful woman lying on bed prostrate
But an ******** could never reach.

He truly is a real sad case of rotten tomatoes.

Jim Horn

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Written by Jeanne Mcgee
Categories: funny, grandson,

Billy the Whale

There was once a blue whale named Billy Who loved to get really really silly And swim in waves all big and super hilly His favorite flower was a pink lily But he hated the winters getting chilly Or wearing anything that was frilly He just wanted to swim the seas willy nilly Like a cute newborn baby girl filly And play with his best friend named Tilly written 9-16-2019 for my youngest step-grandson who is three

Written by Jim Slaughter
Categories: humor,

Going Out on a Lim: A Whale of a Tale

The humpback whale is a musical fella
With a sonorous voice that's remarkably "mella".
He doesn't need orchestration
To cause a sensation
When he lets loose and belts out a tune a cappella.


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: humorous, sea,

A Whale of a Lament

Ten-thousand deep-sea divers standing on me
  
  ~ Twenty-thousand legs under the sea





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Revision of a 'Speed Joke' heard within the last
month on WGN Radio, 720-AM, Chicago, IL

Written by Jerrold Prothero
Categories: analogy, animal, funny, humor, humorous, sea, words,

A Whale of Words

One Matthew McGregory Hale
Was thought to resemble a whale.
I don't mean so large,
Nor shaped like a barge,
But spouting out words like a gale.